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the first day of 7th grade

On my first day of seventh grade, I was so happy to be back and see my friends. I had never worn a dress on the first day so I decided to try it. I had on a blue dress with silver sandals and I looked really nice. On the first day back, we had to walk around with our backpacks. As I was walking upstairs to my 1st period class, I tripped on the bottom of my dress and fell down the stairs as everybody was walking up! lucky for me I had wore spandex under my dress or everybody would have seen my hot pink monkey undies. I was so embarrassed but my friends all acted like nothing happened until I was the one who started laughing at myself first.

OMG

I was in school and I was wearing a skirt but it was tucked into my underwear in the back and when I walked up to the teacher’s desk, everyone including my crush saw my Hello Kitty undies! It was horrifying!

SLIP!

Yesterday, my sister was mopping while I was washing the dishes. We are always fighting so she came storming towards me and Slip! She slipped over the wet floor. LOL I was laughing so hard. Then she got up and said “Hey” and she fell again! And then my little brother wanted to mop but she didn’t want him to so they were fighting over the mop and slip! They both fell! I was cracking up!! Theeen My sister came from my mom’s room and was gonna tell me that we were going to the dentist the next day but this is all she said “We’re going to” AND SLIP once again!!!

No... I Will Eat Where My Laptop Is!

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turtles

I went on a vacation with my family at a lake, and i felt something hitting my feet in the water. I bend down to feelt a hard round object in the mud water and thought it was a turtle, so i started screaming, “OH MY GOSH! I FOUND A TURTLE!!!!!!!! GET IT OUT OF HERE!!!!” I became scared that it would bite me so I ran out of the water. Than my cousin came in and went to where I was and said, “HEY, JESSIE ITS NOT A TURTLE ITS JUST A ROCK!!!!!!” She pulled it out of the water and I came back in, feeling totally embarrassed!
rrassed that i thought itwas a turtle.

Teather ball trama

I was walking and talking to my guy friend, who I happen to have a crush on. After a while he looked forward but I did not. I also heard my other friend talking but I did not pay attention to what she was yelling at me. A few seconds later, I ran in to the teather ball pole and my guy friend burst in to laughter also everyone on the playground. SO EMBARRASSING!

Epic Fail

After school, there was this place called the zone. and lots of people went to it. I decided I would go to use the computers and hang out with my friends. When we all got to the computer lab, I saw my crush so I tried to act cool. My friends and I sat down at the computers behind him and I got on Netflix to watch some anime that I wanted to show my friend. I loved watching anime, but when I watch anime shows, I tend to giggle a high pitched noise when ever there is a funny part. I was so busy trying to act cool for my crush that when it started, I giggled really loudly and every one stared at me. Then to make matters worse, my crush made a really funny joke about it and when I laughed, I snorted. When we left the computer room, I fell on face and my crush tripped and fell next to me and landed on his face and got a bloody nose. it was so embarrassing!!!

Mall Cop Ain't Got No Love

I was with my friends at the mall and we saw my crush in a different store and to be funny they started screaming his name from across the mall. He heard them, but so did a mall cop! The lady came over to us and started yelling at us to keep our voices down and my crush saw the whole thing! It was humiliating and now every time he sees me he always goes “shhhhh!”

Cheer me on!

So, at my school, I’m on the cheerleading squad and at my school every month we have this celebration assembly thing where they hand out certificates for character traits and stuff. One time when we performed, I forgot my sweater up at the front. So, I walked up in front of the whole school, looking like the most forgetful person in the world, to get my sweater. And as I’m speed walking back to my class, dragging my sweater, I trip over the arm and land flat on my face and almost start crying! But I held it in so that I wouldn’t embarrass myself. But I had done a pretty good job of that already!

The fall. #EMBARASSING

One day at school, I was walking between two tables and there were backpacks on the chairs. I ended up tripping over a backpack as I was walking cause it was on the ground and my crush was sitting at one of the tables that was in view of my falling! After class, I said hi to him and brought up how embarrassing that was when I fell and he just laughed and my face looked so panicked when I fell!

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