A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
This morning I wanted to prank my bff to click a shocker pen so I told her can you add 1564+5677 and I gave her a paper she clicked on the pen and she was like oww and she got mad so she was leaning on me and I fell and this really cute boy was right there I was so embarrassed!!!
it was a sunny afternoon, my family and I where going to a restaurant. It was packed like crazy so we all had to wait, while we were waiting I had sat down like the rest of the other people that were waiting. As we were waiting I had sat next to the wall were a fire alarm was. It was hot even in the restaurant I noticed that a little cold air through the fire alarm was coming through it so I did the worst thing ever and stuck my hand through there. Next thing I knew my hand got STUCK!!! I started trying carefully to take it out but NOPE that didn’t help at ALL!!! The moment I toke my hand out the alarm started ringing like CRAZY!!! I got so red I had no idea that this was going to happen! Everyone started going crazy trying to pop the box back on the alarm! Finally, someone had fixed it but everyone knew it was me so the rest of my meal i had to duck away from everybody because of what i did!!!
So this morning I was walking past this guy I have a huge crush on. All of a sudden this guy just picked me up out of nowhere because I am very short and small. I was screaming and stuff and finally he put be down and I almost fell in front of my crush. He was just watching the whole scene. But the good thing he wasn’t laughing. It was so scary and embarrassing.
I was in gym class with this boy I realllllly liked. He was tall and cute with shaggy hair. Anyway, after we were done warming up, we had to take the sit up test and I asked him to be my partner so he could hold down my feet so it’ll be easier. I was around 30 sit ups when I felt a fart coming on. I was squeezing my butt cheeks in for dear life. After I felt the fart had passed, I released my cheeks. Then out of nowhere a loud fart blurted out into his face. Everyone was laughing and he was like “um did you just fart in my face”? Even my gym teacher was laughing. I don’t think I’ve ever felt more embarrassed than I did that day. I never lived that down. He barely talks to me anymore.
So, I was at the beach this weekend having the greatest time. I was on my surf board, boogie board thingie riding on it in the water. One wave caught me by surprise, it was big and it knocked me down immediately! Once I got up, I noticed that something felt weird and out of place. When I touch my bottom part of my bikini and realize that it fell DOWN! Like my whole butt was showing! I was COMPLETELY HORRIFIED! I felt people looking at me, giggling and I quickly pulled it up and went back to my family pretending it never happened.
Me and my friend just got new, cool, roller blades for our birthday so we decided to go around our neighborhood with them. This guy who lives down my street is friends with my crush and he told us they were outside playing basketball. As we drove past them, I started to show off and I went REALLY REALLY fast! As my crush looked at me, I fell face first on the street and they ALL laughed! It was so embarrassing.
When I was in the 7th grade, my teacher made us each write a mini newspaper full of events and such, and I decided to write out the horoscopes. So, me and my bestie were in the computer lab talking about who we liked, and I was talking about this kid from class, and typing out the horoscopes at the same time. Turns out that I typed everything I said to my friend about him in the paper on his birthday month! Everyone in class read their horoscopes and he read it out loud in front of his friends!
note to self- look when you type