A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
It was the first day of junior high and I was kind of nervous. I got on the bus and sat down. The bus driver then asked me which school I went to so I said the name of my elementary school instead of my new junior high school. SHE TRIED TO TAKE ME BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL! She said this was her first time on this route and I said it was my first year of junior high so she turned the bus around and apologized. I was late to my first class on the first day it was pretty embarrassing!
My friend and I were coming back from a baseball game and we had stopped and got milkshakes and drank them on the way there. All of a sudden I was sipping my milkshake when she said," Oh! here comes Hannah Adams!" (Adams is the last name of a disgusting boy in our class) I spit my milkshake everywhere in their van! It also shot out my nose! We all cracked up until i choked on my milkshake….. ahhhhhhh! Friends these days!
So me and my cousins were playing jump rope and I wasn’t paying attention to them singing because a cute boy passed by us and him and his friends stopped to watch us but I ended up tripping over the rope and fell FLAT ON MY FACE! I ate the ground and the cute boy saw everything and busted out laughing. I was so embarrassed and stopped going to my cousins’ house for a while after that! 😹😹😹😹
Me and my friend just got new, cool, roller blades for our birthday so we decided to go around our neighborhood with them. This guy who lives down my street is friends with my crush and he told us they were outside playing basketball. As we drove past them, I started to show off and I went REALLY REALLY fast! As my crush looked at me, I fell face first on the street and they ALL laughed! It was so embarrassing.
Me and my sis were dancing and the kitchen blinds were open and we didn’t notice. Since we thought no one could see us, we were doing some really embarrassing dance moves and we turned around and saw a teenage girl on a skate board watching us as she skated by. She started dancing on her board, making fun of us that me and my sister just started laughing so hard. Oops… now we know for next time to check the blinds!
One day when I was in the fifth grade we were doing Silent Reading. The classroom was so silent that you could hear the sound of somebody breathing. I got super thirsty so I grabbed my water bottle and sometimes I gulp really loud without noticing. So I’m gulping down my fresh cold water and heard myself gulping but I didn’t think about how loud it may have sounded. My friend Serena who sat in front of me had widened her eyes every time I gulped. So I stopped gulping, looked around and said “Uhmmm, what?” and everybody laughed at me and Serena said, “You gulped like a fish” and started laughing along with the rest of my class. I was called Fish the entire day. Talk about a “fishy” day!
So, I was at the beach this weekend having the greatest time. I was on my surf board, boogie board thingie riding on it in the water. One wave caught me by surprise, it was big and it knocked me down immediately! Once I got up, I noticed that something felt weird and out of place. When I touch my bottom part of my bikini and realize that it fell DOWN! Like my whole butt was showing! I was COMPLETELY HORRIFIED! I felt people looking at me, giggling and I quickly pulled it up and went back to my family pretending it never happened.