A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
So my crush likes to do daring things like jump off a cliff into a lake 50Ft deep, or bite into ice cream, stuff like that. One time, we were hanging out and he dared me to try and catch a bee. I agreed and thought to myself “Perfect, this is my chance to impress him.” I went outside and chased a bee and ultimately caught it, but what I didn’t realize what that the bee was right next to it’s hive and hundreds of angry bees started chasing me. I made it inside with only two stings but I am petrified of bees now AND I totally blew it with my crush.
So I was at recess one day playing with a rainbow loom and all of the sudden I scream, “AHHH!!!!! I MADE UP A NEW BRACELET!” and for the rest of he day I was on top of the world. People were asking me how I made it left and right. Then, after school, I go up to the class rainbow loom expert and see if she is impressed. (She is really popular and beautiful, and everyone adores her, so it’s awesome if you impress her.) she’s like, “Oh, that one is easy! It’s called the triple single… I see you aren’t good at rainbow loom. Bye-bye whatever your name is!” And she stomps off with her little group of demented boys trailing behind her.
OMG my mom drops me off at school and before she leaves she always says something really embarrassing. Once my crush came out of his car and then he saw me and my mom that day. She said, “hey mia isn’t that the boy you like?” And he just looked at me and my face was so red. I was so embarrassed!
I was on the bus when I suddenly felt a fart, but we were on the bus. Luckily, the music was really loud and the beats rocked nuts. So, I decided to follow the beats and farted continiously and really loudly but the music coverd it up. When I got down from the bus, I noticed all eyes were on me…. And then I found out the music was from my ear-piece….
When I was in Kindergarten, all the girls were playing tag including me. My friend was it and by accident she flipped my other friend’s skirt up, and they both started laughing. But then when I was it I thought it was funny that my friend’s skirt went up so I went after her and made her skirt go up again. This time she told on me! What can I say I was in Kindergarten!
So I was looking in the mirror to fix my makeup in the bathroom at school when my crush walks in. It really scared me and I had a black smear across my face. I was like, why are you in the girl’s bathroom??? Turns out, I wasn’t looking at the door when I walked in!!