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Birthday shower

It was my 16th birthday and I was really excited because that meant I could finally have the sweet 16 that i’ve always wanted. My sister had an awesome sweet 16 at our local country club and ever since that day I knew I wanted mine to be like that. A few days before my party I spent about an hour planning the whole party and I was very happy because my birthday was just around the conner. What I didn’t know was that my parents were planning me a surprise party on my actual birthday which was the day before I wanted my party to be. I was coming home from soccer practice so I decided to take a shower. Apparently while I was in the shower my mom was letting my classmates into my house to surprise me. All of the sudden there was this huge spider and I am terrified of spiders so I screamed as loud as I could. Everyone (including my crush) rushed upstairs to see what all the commotion was. The whole grade saw me in a towel, my hair dripping wet! I’m pretty sure that’s a party no one will forget!

Rolling Around

Me and my friend just got new, cool, roller blades for our birthday so we decided to go around our neighborhood with them. This guy who lives down my street is friends with my crush and he told us they were outside playing basketball. As we drove past them, I started to show off and I went REALLY REALLY fast! As my crush looked at me, I fell face first on the street and they ALL laughed! It was so embarrassing.

Sorry Mason!

Me texting my crush and bff

Me to Mason: Hey Hay! Mason: Hey!


little did I know, my texts had swiched back to mason.

Me to Mason: yea we all know how you love him cause he is cute!! :)
Mason: Not gay……

Just a Dancing Cat


I fell in front of my crush!

I was at the park with some friends at a park baby shower. My mom invited my crush ( but she doesn’t know I like him ) I got bored so I playfully pushed my friend. Before I know it she is running after me and she pushes me back. I kept myself up for a minute but then I tripped and faceplanted in front of my crush! He was playing soccer at the time so I don’t think he noticed but I did here some laughs. I got up and later laughed about it.


I was texting my BFF about my crush and my crush texted me without looking at who it was and hit reply and said OMG i am totally in love with jake! and he texted bck and was like umm….?

D.C was a blast!

So, you know how most 8th grade classes go to D.C right? Well, it was the first night at we had all gotten settled into our rooms and it was shower time. So, while one of my room mates jumped into the shower I decided to make popcorn. (One of my friends had brought snacks, including microwave popcorn) So I put the bag in the microwave and set the timer for what I thought as one minute. So, the popcorn was taking forever, (by this time all of us had gotten a shower except for me, I wanted my popcorn) so, finally getting impatient, I open the door. The bag was smoking! I small fire was starting! I had put the popcorn in for one HOUR! Freaking out, I shut the microwave door, but it was too late, the hotel’s fire alarms started going off. Following the crowd of my classmates down the hallway, we headed outside. I started crying once we were outside, everyone thought the building was on fire and it was all because of me! Some of the boys in my class had nothing on but a towel (they must of been enjoying a steamy shower) All my friends that weren’t room mates with my tried calming me down, saying that it was going to be okay; they didn’t realize that it was my fault, they just thought I was scared. Which I was! I thought that the police were going to hunt me down! There was also another school of 8th graders from somewhere else, and I had scared them out of their wits! I felt bad, but in the end everyone (even the strangers) learned about my hour popcorn, and trust me, no one was ever allowed to use the microwaves (they actually took them out of all the rooms) and I have a feeling that my mishap will be in next year’s 8th graders D.C Handbook.


Well the boy next door that I like was mowing his lawn, and it was so loud. So me and my friends started singing to the top of our lungs because we knew he couldn’t hear us and he stopped right in the middle of our song! Talk about embarrassing.

Sux 4 Me!

During the summer, I told my crush I was moving and wouldn’t be going to our school anymore.. so I told him I had a crush on him! Right after I told him, my mom told me we weren’t moving anymore!! He told everyone!!

You look pretty, creepy!

I was in a group text with my friends: Alina, Mellisa, Pablo, Abraham, Andrew, Ashtyn and my crush, Jason. It was about 10:30 PM and I was super tired. I was about to text goodnight when I decided to post a picture of myself. I found an angle where I “thought” I looked really pretty at. I took it, posted it and waited for a response. About 30 seconds later my crush texted: "Eww! U loo like a creep! Everyone thought it was hilarious! I was so embarrassed! I haven’t texted since!

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