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Not Funny.

I was in math class and I was really thirsty. I pulled a water bottle out of my backpack and took a sip. I was taking too long of a sip, because the whole water bottle started to go into my mouth! I pulled it out of my mouth, but I still had a mouth full of water. To make things worse, I was laughing! I could not swallow the water! And then, the boy that sits next to me yells, “MORGAN, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!?” I don’t know why, but I thought that was so funny, and all of a sudden, I just exploded! Water got all over my desk, pants, and textbook! So embarassing!

Snickers Bar Story.

Me: Hey, Guess what happened today, It was hilarious.
Friend: What?
Me: So my mom was yelling at me in the car and getting mad and stuff…
Friend: And?
Me: I handed her a Snickersbar and said “You’re not you when your un-happy.” and my mom was laughing so hard that she had to stop the car!
Friend: I wish I was there in the car when that happened!

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Ouch

I was outside with my friend and my crush. We were walking to the park and I challenged them to a race. I was winning until I fell straight on my nose. Trying to impress him I held back tears an said it was fine even though I couldn’t feel my face. When I got home my mom freaked out since I broke my nose. I have never raced since that day and my crush is now scared of me.

Cafeteria Tumble

During lunch one day I was walking back from throwing away my lunch and someone threw a baby carrot on to the ground. I did not see it and I was in heals, so I slipped on it and fell on my face in front of everyone and my crush was right at the table next to me.

Friends these days!

My friend and I were coming back from a baseball game and we had stopped and got milkshakes and drank them on the way there. All of a sudden I was sipping my milkshake when she said," Oh! here comes Hannah Adams!" (Adams is the last name of a disgusting boy in our class) I spit my milkshake everywhere in their van! It also shot out my nose! We all cracked up until i choked on my milkshake….. ahhhhhhh! Friends these days!

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Panda Power!

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Spider Freak out

So I was at my best friend’s house and I was sitting in her living room watching TV when I see something black move on my stomach and I look down it was a gigantic spider! I jumped up and started screaming loudly and it wouldn’t come off so I was jumping up and down at the same time asking Autumn-my best friend who is deathly afraid of spiders as well- to get it off me. So while I’m jumping up and down she’s looking at me like I’m crazy.
I finally get it off and run and hide behind her 6 foot something tall step dad and tears are in my eyes and he kills it. It made the most disgusting noise/crunch ever.
Oh yeah did I mention I HATE spiders?

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