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When a song gives certain words a new meaning...

So I was hanging out with my friend Sara and she just got brand new speakers and we were listening to “Turn Down for What.” Her mom came in and said “turn it down.” Me and my friend waited and then at same time as the song, we said “turn it down for what?” Her mom was so confused we just died of laughter!

Be Careful What You Type...

When I was in the 7th grade, my teacher made us each write a mini newspaper full of events and such, and I decided to write out the horoscopes. So, me and my bestie were in the computer lab talking about who we liked, and I was talking about this kid from class, and typing out the horoscopes at the same time. Turns out that I typed everything I said to my friend about him in the paper on his birthday month! Everyone in class read their horoscopes and he read it out loud in front of his friends!
note to self- look when you type

Rolling Around

Me and my friend just got new, cool, roller blades for our birthday so we decided to go around our neighborhood with them. This guy who lives down my street is friends with my crush and he told us they were outside playing basketball. As we drove past them, I started to show off and I went REALLY REALLY fast! As my crush looked at me, I fell face first on the street and they ALL laughed! It was so embarrassing.

Ocean Meltdown :-(

So, I was at the beach this weekend having the greatest time. I was on my surf board, boogie board thingie riding on it in the water. One wave caught me by surprise, it was big and it knocked me down immediately! Once I got up, I noticed that something felt weird and out of place. When I touch my bottom part of my bikini and realize that it fell DOWN! Like my whole butt was showing! I was COMPLETELY HORRIFIED! I felt people looking at me, giggling and I quickly pulled it up and went back to my family pretending it never happened.

Wrong Dad

I was buying clothes and I saw my dad paying so I quickly ran to the cash register and threw my clothes on the table. My (dad) looked at me and I then saw it wasn’t my dad! I quickly ran away. And I left my clothes there!

Wrong Class

It was the first day of high school- everything was going great. I had gone to homeroom and had gotten a copy of my schedule, which I had actually already memorized. So after homeroom, I went to first period, English honors. I walk in the door and sit down in a random seat- not bothering to read the board. Then I look at the board and realize I’m in the wrong seat. And the girl whose seat I was in was standing right in front of me. I moved with my cheeks tinted pink with slight embarrassment. THAT’S NOT THE WORST. I sat down in my actual seat, noticing that I didn’t see anyone that I recognized- or for that matter- looked like freshman. The teacher comes in and claps her hands with excitement. “Seniors!” She exclaims. I was in a class, with all seniors. I was panicking now. I timidly raise my hand and announce in front of the whole class my embarrassing story. Turns out, the schedule I had gotten in homeroom was my NEW schedule that they had made adjustments too.

Peeing in an Elevator

I was in an elevator at the mall with my BFFs trying to find a bathroom. I couldn’t hold it in and I peed my pants in the middle of the ride. There was a puddle under my legs! There was like 10 people in it!

Yoga Farts

I was in my first yoga class and I really had to fart. I kept my butt cheeks tight together but then we had to do a pose that spread them apart. Not even thinking I did it and then a massive blast of air ran out of me that smelt like beef stew and was louder than anything. To make it worse, I pooped my pants after that and everybody saw a big brown stain on my butt! At least I wasn’t the only one someone else peed their selves.

"Falling" head over heels for my crush!

So me and my friends were at this fair.. and my crush was there I was walking with all my friends when I saw him I told my friends since they like him also. I walk towered his direction then he FINALLY saw me then he smiled at me I smiled back but then I tripped and fell on my bum…everyone was laughing except him witch was strange… instead he HELPED ME UP!! all my friends were jelly then me and my crush started hanging out at the fair BEST DAY EVER!

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