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Friends these days!

My friend and I were coming back from a baseball game and we had stopped and got milkshakes and drank them on the way there. All of a sudden I was sipping my milkshake when she said," Oh! here comes Hannah Adams!" (Adams is the last name of a disgusting boy in our class) I spit my milkshake everywhere in their van! It also shot out my nose! We all cracked up until i choked on my milkshake….. ahhhhhhh! Friends these days!

Jump Rope Trip Up

So me and my cousins were playing jump rope and I wasn’t paying attention to them singing because a cute boy passed by us and him and his friends stopped to watch us but I ended up tripping over the rope and fell FLAT ON MY FACE! I ate the ground and the cute boy saw everything and busted out laughing. I was so embarrassed and stopped going to my cousins’ house for a while after that! 😹😹😹😹

Rolling Around

Me and my friend just got new, cool, roller blades for our birthday so we decided to go around our neighborhood with them. This guy who lives down my street is friends with my crush and he told us they were outside playing basketball. As we drove past them, I started to show off and I went REALLY REALLY fast! As my crush looked at me, I fell face first on the street and they ALL laughed! It was so embarrassing.

Dancing Divas

Me and my sis were dancing and the kitchen blinds were open and we didn’t notice. Since we thought no one could see us, we were doing some really embarrassing dance moves and we turned around and saw a teenage girl on a skate board watching us as she skated by. She started dancing on her board, making fun of us that me and my sister just started laughing so hard. Oops… now we know for next time to check the blinds!

Fishy Gulper

One day when I was in the fifth grade we were doing Silent Reading. The classroom was so silent that you could hear the sound of somebody breathing. I got super thirsty so I grabbed my water bottle and sometimes I gulp really loud without noticing. So I’m gulping down my fresh cold water and heard myself gulping but I didn’t think about how loud it may have sounded. My friend Serena who sat in front of me had widened her eyes every time I gulped. So I stopped gulping, looked around and said “Uhmmm, what?” and everybody laughed at me and Serena said, “You gulped like a fish” and started laughing along with the rest of my class. I was called Fish the entire day. Talk about a “fishy” day!

Ocean Meltdown :-(

So, I was at the beach this weekend having the greatest time. I was on my surf board, boogie board thingie riding on it in the water. One wave caught me by surprise, it was big and it knocked me down immediately! Once I got up, I noticed that something felt weird and out of place. When I touch my bottom part of my bikini and realize that it fell DOWN! Like my whole butt was showing! I was COMPLETELY HORRIFIED! I felt people looking at me, giggling and I quickly pulled it up and went back to my family pretending it never happened.

Did I Hear My Name?!

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Oops Clothes Malfunction

I went to a sleepover on Friday and we stayed up till 5 o’clock in the morning, then my mom took me to my aunt’s house and spent the night there. My little cousin kept me up all night, but the thing is my aunt was at work so i was the only girl there in the morning so i had to change with my 4th grade cousin watching AND HES A BOY I’M 12 HES 9!!!! ( i had to change with him because the bathrooms were closed and i was going to be late for school ) but i was so tired i accidentally put my bra on the outside of my shirt but i wore a jacket so i didn’t know until i got to school and took off my jacket. all the boys were whistling at me but i didn’t know why. but then my friend stuck a note on my desk it said “Hey in and out look down at your shirt and run!!” I was so embarrassed i took off my bra right away then i ran as fast as i could with tears running down my face i stayed in the bathroom for hours.

Whoops!

One day, I was at a friend’s house…. they have a GIGANTIC trampoline! There is also a new tree house that her dad had just made. Her dad hadn’t put a railing around the side though and the tree house is just above the trampoline. We were playing truth or dare,then,her brother said that my dare was to dance around the edge WITHOUT falling! So, i danced and i danced and I DANCED! Then, I stubbed the front of my shoe on a nail barely sticking up, and whoosh! I fell off the side and landed on the trampoline! I sprang my ankle and her brother was never allowed to play with us again!

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