A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
I went to a sleepover on Friday and we stayed up till 5 o’clock in the morning, then my mom took me to my aunt’s house and spent the night there. My little cousin kept me up all night, but the thing is my aunt was at work so i was the only girl there in the morning so i had to change with my 4th grade cousin watching AND HES A BOY I’M 12 HES 9!!!! ( i had to change with him because the bathrooms were closed and i was going to be late for school ) but i was so tired i accidentally put my bra on the outside of my shirt but i wore a jacket so i didn’t know until i got to school and took off my jacket. all the boys were whistling at me but i didn’t know why. but then my friend stuck a note on my desk it said “Hey in and out look down at your shirt and run!!” I was so embarrassed i took off my bra right away then i ran as fast as i could with tears running down my face i stayed in the bathroom for hours.
One day, I was at a friend’s house…. they have a GIGANTIC trampoline! There is also a new tree house that her dad had just made. Her dad hadn’t put a railing around the side though and the tree house is just above the trampoline. We were playing truth or dare,then,her brother said that my dare was to dance around the edge WITHOUT falling! So, i danced and i danced and I DANCED! Then, I stubbed the front of my shoe on a nail barely sticking up, and whoosh! I fell off the side and landed on the trampoline! I sprang my ankle and her brother was never allowed to play with us again!
On my first day of seventh grade, I was so happy to be back and see my friends. I had never worn a dress on the first day so I decided to try it. I had on a blue dress with silver sandals and I looked really nice. On the first day back, we had to walk around with our backpacks. As I was walking upstairs to my 1st period class, I tripped on the bottom of my dress and fell down the stairs as everybody was walking up! lucky for me I had wore spandex under my dress or everybody would have seen my hot pink monkey undies. I was so embarrassed but my friends all acted like nothing happened until I was the one who started laughing at myself first.
I was walking and talking to my guy friend, who I happen to have a crush on. After a while he looked forward but I did not. I also heard my other friend talking but I did not pay attention to what she was yelling at me. A few seconds later, I ran in to the teather ball pole and my guy friend burst in to laughter also everyone on the playground. SO EMBARRASSING!
After school, there was this place called the zone. and lots of people went to it. I decided I would go to use the computers and hang out with my friends. When we all got to the computer lab, I saw my crush so I tried to act cool. My friends and I sat down at the computers behind him and I got on Netflix to watch some anime that I wanted to show my friend. I loved watching anime, but when I watch anime shows, I tend to giggle a high pitched noise when ever there is a funny part. I was so busy trying to act cool for my crush that when it started, I giggled really loudly and every one stared at me. Then to make matters worse, my crush made a really funny joke about it and when I laughed, I snorted. When we left the computer room, I fell on face and my crush tripped and fell next to me and landed on his face and got a bloody nose. it was so embarrassing!!!
I was with my friends at the mall and we saw my crush in a different store and to be funny they started screaming his name from across the mall. He heard them, but so did a mall cop! The lady came over to us and started yelling at us to keep our voices down and my crush saw the whole thing! It was humiliating and now every time he sees me he always goes “shhhhh!”
So, at my school, I’m on the cheerleading squad and at my school every month we have this celebration assembly thing where they hand out certificates for character traits and stuff. One time when we performed, I forgot my sweater up at the front. So, I walked up in front of the whole school, looking like the most forgetful person in the world, to get my sweater. And as I’m speed walking back to my class, dragging my sweater, I trip over the arm and land flat on my face and almost start crying! But I held it in so that I wouldn’t embarrass myself. But I had done a pretty good job of that already!
So one day at school, we were playing steal the bacon with kids and a teacher.There was some Bees flying around.The teacher was running away then he told us he was allergic to bees. My friend told him there was a bee next to him so the teacher then bent down to avoid it and ended up ripping his pants!
So my best friend and I were trying to be all sassy, then these group of guys, including my crush, came up to us and decided to join all the sassing. My crush said something so funny in the most weirdest voice that I laughed so hard I fell over my best friend! Soon everyone started laughing after that, including my crush!