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How Embarrassing!

I was on the bus when I suddenly felt a fart, but we were on the bus. Luckily, the music was really loud and the beats rocked nuts. So, I decided to follow the beats and farted continiously and really loudly but the music coverd it up. When I got down from the bus, I noticed all eyes were on me…. And then I found out the music was from my ear-piece….

Boogey Shoot

Once I was in science with my crush and he said something really funny so I started laughing really hard. Then boogey shot out my nose and all down my face…

Spider Freak out

So I was at my best friend’s house and I was sitting in her living room watching TV when I see something black move on my stomach and I look down it was a gigantic spider! I jumped up and started screaming loudly and it wouldn’t come off so I was jumping up and down at the same time asking Autumn-my best friend who is deathly afraid of spiders as well- to get it off me. So while I’m jumping up and down she’s looking at me like I’m crazy.
I finally get it off and run and hide behind her 6 foot something tall step dad and tears are in my eyes and he kills it. It made the most disgusting noise/crunch ever.
Oh yeah did I mention I HATE spiders?

Milk went up my nose!

My crush sat beside me in the cafe one day at school. He was making jokes and everyone was laughing. I was drinking my milk and he said a joke. It was so funny milk went up my nose! He saw it and ever since, when he sees me, he snorts.

Skirt Accident

When I was in Kindergarten, all the girls were playing tag including me. My friend was it and by accident she flipped my other friend’s skirt up, and they both started laughing. But then when I was it I thought it was funny that my friend’s skirt went up so I went after her and made her skirt go up again. This time she told on me! What can I say I was in Kindergarten!

Bathroom Switch Up

So I was looking in the mirror to fix my makeup in the bathroom at school when my crush walks in. It really scared me and I had a black smear across my face. I was like, why are you in the girl’s bathroom??? Turns out, I wasn’t looking at the door when I walked in!!

You Looking At Me?

That moment when you are looking out in space and you realize you’ve been staring at someone the whole entire time!

Meeting............NOT

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1D Fan-Fail

A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!

Take That, Web!

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