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Ocean Meltdown :-(

So, I was at the beach this weekend having the greatest time. I was on my surf board, boogie board thingie riding on it in the water. One wave caught me by surprise, it was big and it knocked me down immediately! Once I got up, I noticed that something felt weird and out of place. When I touch my bottom part of my bikini and realize that it fell DOWN! Like my whole butt was showing! I was COMPLETELY HORRIFIED! I felt people looking at me, giggling and I quickly pulled it up and went back to my family pretending it never happened.

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Afraid Of Heights

today we are having a fall carnival and yesterday i got to stay and help the gym teacher turn the gym into a haunted house with four other cheerleaders and we had to put this thing in the basketballl hoops so it would look like spiderwebs and the other girls had to lift me to put it up and when i was supposed to come down i grabbed on to the rim and my butt went in one of the other girl’s face it was so embarrasing but we were cracking up!

It Was Her

We had a substitute bad I was blowing a bubble with my gum and the bubble wouldn’t blow so I blew one big breathe and the gum shot out of my mouth and flew into the subs hair so she turned around and I said it was her

Wrong Restroom

last year we were eating lunch and i had ketchup all over my hands and we were being dissmissed so i went walking backwards to the restroom since i was walking backwards i didn’t get to see the sign and i got to see only the place where you wash your hands so i started washing my hands and a 7th grader walks towards me and says “your in the boys restroom” i freaked out so i ran out and everytime i see him i hide because i’m too embarrased!

I fell on my crush!

It gets really cold where I live so a couple weeks before Halloween it started to snow. I was outside at recess with my friends and we were sliding on the ice. My crush was playing soccer and scince i’m really good I decided to play with him. I got the ball and scored it and jumped up but slipped and fell backwards! Worse, my crush was behind me and I fell right on him! I was mortified!

Fail to Win

So, the other day in P.E. we were playing ultimate Frisbee. I was running backwards to try and catch the Frisbee, when all of a sudden, a guy on the other team trips me with his foot and I fell on my butt in front of everyone. My enemy got it on video and sent it to some of her friends, including my crush!!!!! Then next day he came up to me and asked if I was ok from the fall(everyone thinks I just fell, but I was actually tripped.). I just said yeah. My crush is my second best friend in the whole world, so we usually talk, but not like a whole bunch, but that day and onward he talked to me nonstop!!!!! Yesterday was the worst/best. I have three hours in a row with him, and in 3rd he came up and pulled the hood of my jacket over y face, in 4th he “scared” me(all he did was say boo.), and then in 5th he was showing me all of his drawings. At lunch I was trying to ask out a guy for her and she kept on holding me back, so she turned to him(cause he usually eats lunch with us.) and said,
“You better keep an eye on this one.”
So he freaking says “Bad Fabio, bad!(Fabio’s my nickname.)”

Oh yeah, and in 4th hour, we were playing this game called “Around the World” where the first person to get back to their original desk wins. We were trying to decide who had made it the farthest around the room, and it was between me and this other girl(who he said that he likes, but I think he may have been lying.). I’m pretty sure she was in the lead, and everyone was saying she was, but he was like yelling my name saying that I was in the lead.
“No! Megan’s in the lead, she’s the closest to winning!!!!!”
I could tell that I was blushing. But, it turned out we were tied. But, I was coming back to my original seat, which of course is right next to his, and he turned to me and said,
“Don’t worry, I’m always on your team.”
So it started out embarrassing because he found out about my trip, and now he’s being kind of flirty-ish.

Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk

On Halloween our class was having a pot luck. Well I brought in the best feast. Plus a gallon of chocolate milk. We were putting all our food and drinks on the table and i went to move the chocolate milk. The lid wasn’t on. The milk was pouring all over me. I screamed so loud and then ran down to the bathroom crying. My grandma came and gave me new clothes. When I walked in my classroom my teacher had the whole class say, “Don’t cry over spilled milk!”

Busted!!

My mom was using my laptop to go on Facebook and I had not logged out of mine so she looked at my messages because I was looking really nervous and she saw my boyfriend’s messages they said “I really I miss u” and my mom doesn’t let me have a boyfriend so I was grounded and I felt awkward around my mom…

i ended up at his house! AWKWARD!

my mom went to pick me up on halloween from my friends. my jncle, aunt, and their 6 month old sister went with and my uncle wanted to stop at his bosses house to jut say hi. When we walk in the house, i meet my uncle’s bosses wife. she says “i have two kids that go to the same school as her.” “one is in her grade.” then she asks me “do you know (name)?” “yah” “yah i’m his mother” “Oh hi” i say awakwardly! the worst part he’s my locker neighbor and i think he knows i was at his house… AWKWARD!

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