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Birthday shower

It was my 16th birthday and I was really excited because that meant I could finally have the sweet 16 that i’ve always wanted. My sister had an awesome sweet 16 at our local country club and ever since that day I knew I wanted mine to be like that. A few days before my party I spent about an hour planning the whole party and I was very happy because my birthday was just around the conner. What I didn’t know was that my parents were planning me a surprise party on my actual birthday which was the day before I wanted my party to be. I was coming home from soccer practice so I decided to take a shower. Apparently while I was in the shower my mom was letting my classmates into my house to surprise me. All of the sudden there was this huge spider and I am terrified of spiders so I screamed as loud as I could. Everyone (including my crush) rushed upstairs to see what all the commotion was. The whole grade saw me in a towel, my hair dripping wet! I’m pretty sure that’s a party no one will forget!

Texting! UGH

I had a huge crush on a kid named Jake. One day, I had finally worked up the courage to give him my number. Later that day he had texted me, and after months of texting him, I was preparing to ask him out. In my text. I had typed out the three words that boys barely understand! (I love you) Instead of just erasing what I said, I accidentally hit send and minutes later, he responded with, U like me? I pretended I had no idea what he was talking about even though the evidence was right infront of my face! It was sssoooo embarrassing!

1D Fan-Fail

A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!

Ocean Meltdown :-(

So, I was at the beach this weekend having the greatest time. I was on my surf board, boogie board thingie riding on it in the water. One wave caught me by surprise, it was big and it knocked me down immediately! Once I got up, I noticed that something felt weird and out of place. When I touch my bottom part of my bikini and realize that it fell DOWN! Like my whole butt was showing! I was COMPLETELY HORRIFIED! I felt people looking at me, giggling and I quickly pulled it up and went back to my family pretending it never happened.

Wrong Way

It was the first day of junior high and I was kind of nervous. I got on the bus and sat down. The bus driver then asked me which school I went to so I said the name of my elementary school instead of my new junior high school. SHE TRIED TO TAKE ME BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL! She said this was her first time on this route and I said it was my first year of junior high so she turned the bus around and apologized. I was late to my first class on the first day it was pretty embarrassing!

Wrong Class

It was the first day of high school- everything was going great. I had gone to homeroom and had gotten a copy of my schedule, which I had actually already memorized. So after homeroom, I went to first period, English honors. I walk in the door and sit down in a random seat- not bothering to read the board. Then I look at the board and realize I’m in the wrong seat. And the girl whose seat I was in was standing right in front of me. I moved with my cheeks tinted pink with slight embarrassment. THAT’S NOT THE WORST. I sat down in my actual seat, noticing that I didn’t see anyone that I recognized- or for that matter- looked like freshman. The teacher comes in and claps her hands with excitement. “Seniors!” She exclaims. I was in a class, with all seniors. I was panicking now. I timidly raise my hand and announce in front of the whole class my embarrassing story. Turns out, the schedule I had gotten in homeroom was my NEW schedule that they had made adjustments too.

Wrong Dad

I was buying clothes and I saw my dad paying so I quickly ran to the cash register and threw my clothes on the table. My (dad) looked at me and I then saw it wasn’t my dad! I quickly ran away. And I left my clothes there!

I Peed Myself In Front Of My Crush!

After school one day my neighbor – who was also my crush – asked me if I wanted to hang out. I couldn’t just turn him down so I agreed. After a while we’d just began walking around the neighborhood, and I’d needed to use the restroom. Right before I could tell him I needed to go to the bathroom and I’d be right back, I fell into a hole I hadn’t seen. So scared from the fall, I peed myself right then and there in front of him! He’d helped me up before he’d realized what had happened and he burst out laughing.

i was so scared!

So I was at my friends house and we usually like to watch scary movies and do tutorials of stuff and post them on youtube. So we were sitting on her couch and in the movie there was a love scene where Taylor kissed William and I told her that I had a crush on her brother right when the scary part was coming. Right when the scary part came her brother had scared us and I screamed so loud her neighbors called! But worst of all, he had heard what I said about him and he was like, “do you really have a crush on me?” I was so embarrassed that I just blushed and walked away without eve n answering his question!!!!

Bad Dream Turned Reality

I was getting ready for a shower so I took off all my clothes in my room. I heard the door slam and suspected it was my brother who just came back from playing outside. I don’t care if my brother saw me so I walked to the bathroom butt naked. Half way there I realized that my crush was walking up the stairs to the bathroom. I quickly ran to a room and closed the door. I thought, “Why is my crush here? Did he see me naked?” I breathed in and out and realized I was on the other side of the front door- OUTSIDE! Even worse my brother’s friends were waiting outside for him to come back to play. I screamed and tried to think of this as just a bad dream.

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