A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
So me and my cousins were playing jump rope and I wasn’t paying attention to them singing because a cute boy passed by us and him and his friends stopped to watch us but I ended up tripping over the rope and fell FLAT ON MY FACE! I ate the ground and the cute boy saw everything and busted out laughing. I was so embarrassed and stopped going to my cousins’ house for a while after that! 😹😹😹😹
My friend and I were coming back from a baseball game and we had stopped and got milkshakes and drank them on the way there. All of a sudden I was sipping my milkshake when she said," Oh! here comes Hannah Adams!" (Adams is the last name of a disgusting boy in our class) I spit my milkshake everywhere in their van! It also shot out my nose! We all cracked up until i choked on my milkshake….. ahhhhhhh! Friends these days!
So, at my school, I’m on the cheerleading squad and at my school every month we have this celebration assembly thing where they hand out certificates for character traits and stuff. One time when we performed, I forgot my sweater up at the front. So, I walked up in front of the whole school, looking like the most forgetful person in the world, to get my sweater. And as I’m speed walking back to my class, dragging my sweater, I trip over the arm and land flat on my face and almost start crying! But I held it in so that I wouldn’t embarrass myself. But I had done a pretty good job of that already!
So one day at school, we were playing steal the bacon with kids and a teacher.There was some Bees flying around.The teacher was running away then he told us he was allergic to bees. My friend told him there was a bee next to him so the teacher then bent down to avoid it and ended up ripping his pants!
So my best friend and I were trying to be all sassy, then these group of guys, including my crush, came up to us and decided to join all the sassing. My crush said something so funny in the most weirdest voice that I laughed so hard I fell over my best friend! Soon everyone started laughing after that, including my crush!
Okay so I had this crush that I was trying to impress by sitting next to him at a party, but then I ended up spilling my drink on him because my friend said the funniest thing ever. Lucky though he did ask me out after I got him something to clean up the mess. Yikes!!!