A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
In fifth grade, I really liked this guy in my class. One day I was kneeling on my chair with my butt sticking out. My crush and his best friend were behind me and they started laughing. When I turned around, I noticed that my underwear were showing. I was SO embarrassed!!
In my school, you have to be in at least 4th grade to join cheerleading. Well, I always wanted to join so I did. I was HORRIBLE at cartwheels but then the coach taught us how to do them. After that, I could do a cartwheel and land in the splits. So I was so happy, my bff Ashley and I were practicing our cheers at recess and showing our bff Melanie. When I went into the split position, I heard a rip noise. I got up and my bffs started cracking up. They told me the back of my shorts had ripped. I was so embarrassed, but I had my sweater so I just wrapped them around my waist and everything was better.
Okay so I had this crush that I was trying to impress by sitting next to him at a party, but then I ended up spilling my drink on him because my friend said the funniest thing ever. Lucky though he did ask me out after I got him something to clean up the mess. Yikes!!!
One day my mom got me an old small popcorn machine to make popcorn with. That night I decided to make a big batch because some of my friends were over. I started it up and poured a bunch of seeds in. I kept waiting and waiting for it to pop but it was taking so long. I put in 1 more cup and went and read my J-14 magazine. I totally forgot about it until 30 minutes later! I went in and the popcorn was everywhere! It was all over the floor and counters. Instead of having a movie night with my friends I spent the whole night cleaning up the mess (my dog helped with the floor)!
In marching band, all majorettes had to wear curly hair pieces. To make our hair all look the same, and make our hair look more full. Well, I was having trouble putting it on and my mom helped me. I thought she put it on right, but I was wrong. During the opening, we had to spin around and catch the baton. After I caught it, we had to gallop across the field, twirling the baton. While we were doing it, I heard people laughing and shouting. I didn’t understand why but I kept on performing. At the ending, one of the majorettes near me whispered “your hair piece.” IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD. And my CRUSH was there watching. It was Awful. People nickname me Hair Piece.
At school one of my friends dared me to ask this guy to be my boyfriend and I did. I walked up to him and said “do you want to be my boyfriend?” And walked away without giving him a chance to say anything. When I looked back he just was standing there with a confused look on his face. It was hilarious and he never did answer me but every time he sees me he always looks at me! And every moment my friends get they tell me I LOVE him and that he LOVES me too!