A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
So my crush likes to do daring things like jump off a cliff into a lake 50Ft deep, or bite into ice cream, stuff like that. One time, we were hanging out and he dared me to try and catch a bee. I agreed and thought to myself “Perfect, this is my chance to impress him.” I went outside and chased a bee and ultimately caught it, but what I didn’t realize what that the bee was right next to it’s hive and hundreds of angry bees started chasing me. I made it inside with only two stings but I am petrified of bees now AND I totally blew it with my crush.
So, there’s a VERY ANNOYING boy in my class! My BFF is totally obsessed with him! I mean OBSESSED! All day at school today, he chased me around and kept calling me, “Tater- Tot!” Literally!!!!!! ALL DAY!! So, at recess he chased me, chased me, and chased me! I soon gave up, I stopped, yelled, “Come and get me Mr. Potato Head!” He got VERY mad! He darted straight towards me! He picked me up and shook me around and whispered something…..I can’t tell you! Sorry, but you can guess! I told my bff and her mouth dropped and was Soooooooooooo jealous! She never talked to me for the rest of the day! :(
I was with my friends at the mall and we saw my crush in a different store and to be funny they started screaming his name from across the mall. He heard them, but so did a mall cop! The lady came over to us and started yelling at us to keep our voices down and my crush saw the whole thing! It was humiliating and now every time he sees me he always goes “shhhhh!”
So, at my school, I’m on the cheerleading squad and at my school every month we have this celebration assembly thing where they hand out certificates for character traits and stuff. One time when we performed, I forgot my sweater up at the front. So, I walked up in front of the whole school, looking like the most forgetful person in the world, to get my sweater. And as I’m speed walking back to my class, dragging my sweater, I trip over the arm and land flat on my face and almost start crying! But I held it in so that I wouldn’t embarrass myself. But I had done a pretty good job of that already!
So one day at school, we were playing steal the bacon with kids and a teacher.There was some Bees flying around.The teacher was running away then he told us he was allergic to bees. My friend told him there was a bee next to him so the teacher then bent down to avoid it and ended up ripping his pants!
So I was hanging out with my friend Sara and she just got brand new speakers and we were listening to “Turn Down for What.” Her mom came in and said “turn it down.” Me and my friend waited and then at same time as the song, we said “turn it down for what?” Her mom was so confused we just died of laughter!