A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
I was on the bus when I suddenly felt a fart, but we were on the bus. Luckily, the music was really loud and the beats rocked nuts. So, I decided to follow the beats and farted continiously and really loudly but the music coverd it up. When I got down from the bus, I noticed all eyes were on me…. And then I found out the music was from my ear-piece….
I was in math class and I was really thirsty. I pulled a water bottle out of my backpack and took a sip. I was taking too long of a sip, because the whole water bottle started to go into my mouth! I pulled it out of my mouth, but I still had a mouth full of water. To make things worse, I was laughing! I could not swallow the water! And then, the boy that sits next to me yells, “MORGAN, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!?” I don’t know why, but I thought that was so funny, and all of a sudden, I just exploded! Water got all over my desk, pants, and textbook! So embarassing!
I was buying clothes and I saw my dad paying so I quickly ran to the cash register and threw my clothes on the table. My (dad) looked at me and I then saw it wasn’t my dad! I quickly ran away. And I left my clothes there!
One day I am walking to school not a problem and my crush (he’s in a grade above me) goes behind me and sneaks up on me. I know he thinks of me as just a friend but I feel the need to get competitive with him. So I got my lunch box and threw it at his face. Then he got it and tried to throw it back at me, but I ducked and it didn’t hit me. Then he started throwing rocks at me. But he still missed. I wished he liked me back but oh well!
When I was in 5th grade, I was in this in-school program called peer. They take care of you after school. So it was a Wednesday and on Wednesdays we’re not supposed to buy any snacks because we watch a movie in the peer room and we’re not allowed to eat in there. I had forgotten and I bought a soda. My friend had bought an ice cream. We found each other on campus and hid in front of the music room. I was drinking my soda and she started doing weird mini squats and saying weird stuff in a deep voice which was making me laugh. I tried hard not to laugh because I had soda in my mouth. I still laughed and I laughed REALLLYY hard and soda shoots out of my nose. It hurt!! And we started cracking up. That was the first time and only time something has shot out of my nose.
You’re at a restaurant and you get a huge plate of food and your mom says, “we are not leaving until you eat every last bite of that!” And you say confidently… “I will!” And as you eat u get so full you can’t eat anymore and you say, “I’m done mom” and your mom says to you… “I told you you have to eat all of your food before we leave.” And your just sitting there like all hope Is gone… -Hannah R.