So me and my cousins were playing jump rope and I wasn’t paying attention to them singing because a cute boy passed by us and him and his friends stopped to watch us but I ended up tripping over the rope and fell FLAT ON MY FACE! I ate the ground and the cute boy saw everything and busted out laughing. I was so embarrassed and stopped going to my cousins’ house for a while after that! 😹😹😹😹
Me:Are you at the store yet?
Mom:I’m just getting a shopping fart!
Me: A shopping whatty?
Mom:I mean a shopping mart!
Me: You are buying a whole entire shopping mart!?
Mom: A SHOPPING CARTTTT!