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How Embarrassing!

I was on the bus when I suddenly felt a fart, but we were on the bus. Luckily, the music was really loud and the beats rocked nuts. So, I decided to follow the beats and farted continiously and really loudly but the music coverd it up. When I got down from the bus, I noticed all eyes were on me…. And then I found out the music was from my ear-piece….

Just a Dancing Cat

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Trains

Me: hey, how do YOU know if a train has gone by?
Friend: um, it goes TOOT TOOT
Me: nope
Friend: I give up
Me: it runs over you
Friend: I hate you
Me: 😊😊

Logic in Songs

Girl on fire: “this girl is on fire!” yet you’re still singning.
Dark horse: " ‘cause I’m comin’ at ya like a dark horse…" light horses run the same way.
I knew you were trouble: “I knew you were trouble when you walked in..” yet I still dated you.
Grenade. “I’d catch a grenade for ya…” um… do you KNOW what a grenade is?!

That Awkward Moment..

That Awkward Moment when you’re singing a One Direction Song and your Boyfriend sings the lyrics. You stop singing to let him have his big moment..

lol

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DENIED!

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Wanted

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Divergent Madness!

You know you are going Divergent crazy when you start having dreams where you are Tris and Tobias is in love with you! Happened to me!

Laziness

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