When I was in 5th grade, I was in this in-school program called peer. They take care of you after school. So it was a Wednesday and on Wednesdays we’re not supposed to buy any snacks because we watch a movie in the peer room and we’re not allowed to eat in there. I had forgotten and I bought a soda. My friend had bought an ice cream. We found each other on campus and hid in front of the music room. I was drinking my soda and she started doing weird mini squats and saying weird stuff in a deep voice which was making me laugh. I tried hard not to laugh because I had soda in my mouth. I still laughed and I laughed REALLLYY hard and soda shoots out of my nose. It hurt!! And we started cracking up. That was the first time and only time something has shot out of my nose.
One time in library my friend and I were sitting by each other reading.I farted really loud and everyone looked at me and I blamed it on her. I felt so bad…
I was in the store and my fave song was on so I just started dancing to it and some guy started laughing at me.
My boyfriend was hanging out at my house. I had bad gas that day and would let some farts out, and he didn’t mind it. He went to give me a hug when I felt a fart coming on. I tried to hold it in, but he went to squeeze me harder. I farted so loud and it smelled so bad. He broke up with me and left. The next day I told him I was sorry and he accepted, we are dating now. As revenge he farted on my lap!