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Divergent Problems

You know you are going Divergent crazy if you’re taking a shower and the shower has a glass door and you say “this isn’t real,” and tap the glass.


In my school, you have to be in at least 4th grade to join cheerleading. Well, I always wanted to join so I did. I was HORRIBLE at cartwheels but then the coach taught us how to do them. After that, I could do a cartwheel and land in the splits. So I was so happy, my bff Ashley and I were practicing our cheers at recess and showing our bff Melanie. When I went into the split position, I heard a rip noise. I got up and my bffs started cracking up. They told me the back of my shorts had ripped. I was so embarrassed, but I had my sweater so I just wrapped them around my waist and everything was better.




Yesterday, my sister was mopping while I was washing the dishes. We are always fighting so she came storming towards me and Slip! She slipped over the wet floor. LOL I was laughing so hard. Then she got up and said “Hey” and she fell again! And then my little brother wanted to mop but she didn’t want him to so they were fighting over the mop and slip! They both fell! I was cracking up!! Theeen My sister came from my mom’s room and was gonna tell me that we were going to the dentist the next day but this is all she said “We’re going to” AND SLIP once again!!!

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Roller Trip

Our school has skating parties. I had just got my skates on and I was putting my boots on the floor. My crush was sitting on the little platform thing above where I put my boots, fixing his skates. When I stood up, I tripped over the toe of my boot and fell. I caught myself before I fell on him, but my arms were over his legs. he didn’t realize at first and I was too shocked to move so when he turned around, we were about 1 1/2 inches maybe 1 inches away from each others faces. we both were really freaked out because he likes me too so it was akward. He was just like “woah! hello.” Omg it was awkward!


So I’m from Jamaica.
So you better stop, ja making me crazy
My crush said that to me today :)

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