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Wrong Dad

I was buying clothes and I saw my dad paying so I quickly ran to the cash register and threw my clothes on the table. My (dad) looked at me and I then saw it wasn’t my dad! I quickly ran away. And I left my clothes there!

Wrong Way

It was the first day of junior high and I was kind of nervous. I got on the bus and sat down. The bus driver then asked me which school I went to so I said the name of my elementary school instead of my new junior high school. SHE TRIED TO TAKE ME BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL! She said this was her first time on this route and I said it was my first year of junior high so she turned the bus around and apologized. I was late to my first class on the first day it was pretty embarrassing!

Freshman Down

When I was still a freshman I brought candy canes for my friends in a paper bag since it was the last day before Christmas Break. Well that morning my dad dropped me off at school and I ran across the street because a car was coming. I was still running and I forgot there was a curb and I tripped and slid across the sidewalk in front of a bus full of sophomores, juniors, and seniors! I just laid there for a minute before I realized my elbow really hurt so I got up and walked quickly to the doors to go inside. Before I could open the door, a group of teachers who were standing there told me they saw the whole thing and made me go to the nurse. I was so embarrassed, and on the way to the nurse I discovered my candy canes were broken! I also ended up scraping my elbow pretty bad. By far one of the most embarrassing moments of my life!

Totally True...

That moment once you turn out your light downstairs and run super fast up the stairs XD

La La La La!!!!

I was five and my mom and I were having a really fun day. We were recording videos. Then she had to go use the bathroom. Then I started to sing. I had no idea the video was still on until my mom pointed it out to me. Then we played it back, we laughed, and laughed.

Not Funny.

I was in math class and I was really thirsty. I pulled a water bottle out of my backpack and took a sip. I was taking too long of a sip, because the whole water bottle started to go into my mouth! I pulled it out of my mouth, but I still had a mouth full of water. To make things worse, I was laughing! I could not swallow the water! And then, the boy that sits next to me yells, “MORGAN, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!?” I don’t know why, but I thought that was so funny, and all of a sudden, I just exploded! Water got all over my desk, pants, and textbook! So embarassing!

Snickers Bar Story.

Me: Hey, Guess what happened today, It was hilarious.
Friend: What?
Me: So my mom was yelling at me in the car and getting mad and stuff…
Friend: And?
Me: I handed her a Snickersbar and said “You’re not you when your un-happy.” and my mom was laughing so hard that she had to stop the car!
Friend: I wish I was there in the car when that happened!

You Looking At Me?

That moment when you are looking out in space and you realize you’ve been staring at someone the whole entire time!



Spider Freak out

So I was at my best friend’s house and I was sitting in her living room watching TV when I see something black move on my stomach and I look down it was a gigantic spider! I jumped up and started screaming loudly and it wouldn’t come off so I was jumping up and down at the same time asking Autumn-my best friend who is deathly afraid of spiders as well- to get it off me. So while I’m jumping up and down she’s looking at me like I’m crazy.
I finally get it off and run and hide behind her 6 foot something tall step dad and tears are in my eyes and he kills it. It made the most disgusting noise/crunch ever.
Oh yeah did I mention I HATE spiders?

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