A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
I was getting ready for a shower so I took off all my clothes in my room. I heard the door slam and suspected it was my brother who just came back from playing outside. I don’t care if my brother saw me so I walked to the bathroom butt naked. Half way there I realized that my crush was walking up the stairs to the bathroom. I quickly ran to a room and closed the door. I thought, “Why is my crush here? Did he see me naked?” I breathed in and out and realized I was on the other side of the front door- OUTSIDE! Even worse my brother’s friends were waiting outside for him to come back to play. I screamed and tried to think of this as just a bad dream.
I was on the bus when I suddenly felt a fart, but we were on the bus. Luckily, the music was really loud and the beats rocked nuts. So, I decided to follow the beats and farted continiously and really loudly but the music coverd it up. When I got down from the bus, I noticed all eyes were on me…. And then I found out the music was from my ear-piece….
I had a huge crush on a kid named Jake. One day, I had finally worked up the courage to give him my number. Later that day he had texted me, and after months of texting him, I was preparing to ask him out. In my text. I had typed out the three words that boys barely understand! (I love you) Instead of just erasing what I said, I accidentally hit send and minutes later, he responded with, U like me? I pretended I had no idea what he was talking about even though the evidence was right infront of my face! It was sssoooo embarrassing!