A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
I was buying clothes and I saw my dad paying so I quickly ran to the cash register and threw my clothes on the table. My (dad) looked at me and I then saw it wasn’t my dad! I quickly ran away. And I left my clothes there!
Me: Hey, Guess what happened today, It was hilarious.
Me: So my mom was yelling at me in the car and getting mad and stuff…
Me: I handed her a Snickersbar and said “You’re not you when your un-happy.” and my mom was laughing so hard that she had to stop the car!
Friend: I wish I was there in the car when that happened!
So I was at my best friend’s house and I was sitting in her living room watching TV when I see something black move on my stomach and I look down it was a gigantic spider! I jumped up and started screaming loudly and it wouldn’t come off so I was jumping up and down at the same time asking Autumn-my best friend who is deathly afraid of spiders as well- to get it off me. So while I’m jumping up and down she’s looking at me like I’m crazy.
I finally get it off and run and hide behind her 6 foot something tall step dad and tears are in my eyes and he kills it. It made the most disgusting noise/crunch ever.
Oh yeah did I mention I HATE spiders?
One day I was taking my dog for a walk and I saw my crush. I was too busy staring at my my crush that when I looked back, I walked face first into a street pole! And my crush saw it! MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE!
My crush sat beside me in the cafe one day at school. He was making jokes and everyone was laughing. I was drinking my milk and he said a joke. It was so funny milk went up my nose! He saw it and ever since, when he sees me, he snorts.
In class, I can keep a water bottle on my desk. Mine is plastic, and has a built in straw. One time when I went to get a drink, (my cup must have been upside-down) a whole bunch of water came out of my straw and spilt all over the desk and floor! Everyone was staring!
One day, I was walking from lunch with some friends. My crush was in front of us so I thought maybe I could impress him by jumping up some of the stairs like his friends. As I was going up the stairs, I tripped and fell backwards and everyone was laughing!! Talk about an embarrassing moment.