I was on my way home from church when my mom started lecturing me about something I couldn’t even remember I did. I thought to myself “Gosh she’s always lecturing me” and I was… I guess you could say “a little annoyed” so when I got out of the car I picked up my brother’s football and threw it at her car just for it to bounce right back off and hit me square in the face and fall backwards. Everyone laughed at me while I stormed into the house.
Me:Are you at the store yet?
Mom:I’m just getting a shopping fart!
Me: A shopping whatty?
Mom:I mean a shopping mart!
Me: You are buying a whole entire shopping mart!?
Mom: A SHOPPING CARTTTT!