A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
It was my 16th birthday and I was really excited because that meant I could finally have the sweet 16 that i’ve always wanted. My sister had an awesome sweet 16 at our local country club and ever since that day I knew I wanted mine to be like that. A few days before my party I spent about an hour planning the whole party and I was very happy because my birthday was just around the conner. What I didn’t know was that my parents were planning me a surprise party on my actual birthday which was the day before I wanted my party to be. I was coming home from soccer practice so I decided to take a shower. Apparently while I was in the shower my mom was letting my classmates into my house to surprise me. All of the sudden there was this huge spider and I am terrified of spiders so I screamed as loud as I could. Everyone (including my crush) rushed upstairs to see what all the commotion was. The whole grade saw me in a towel, my hair dripping wet! I’m pretty sure that’s a party no one will forget!
I had a huge crush on a kid named Jake. One day, I had finally worked up the courage to give him my number. Later that day he had texted me, and after months of texting him, I was preparing to ask him out. In my text. I had typed out the three words that boys barely understand! (I love you) Instead of just erasing what I said, I accidentally hit send and minutes later, he responded with, U like me? I pretended I had no idea what he was talking about even though the evidence was right infront of my face! It was sssoooo embarrassing!
It was my sweet 16 and I had my birthday at the town pool. I was trying to impress the cute lifeguard by doing a perfect swan dive into the pool and I totally belly-flopped into the pool! To make matters worse, my mom rushed into the pool saying ‘oh my poor baby, are you ok? oh honey, are you ok?’ Worst sweet 16 ever!
When I was in the 7th grade, my teacher made us each write a mini newspaper full of events and such, and I decided to write out the horoscopes. So, me and my bestie were in the computer lab talking about who we liked, and I was talking about this kid from class, and typing out the horoscopes at the same time. Turns out that I typed everything I said to my friend about him in the paper on his birthday month! Everyone in class read their horoscopes and he read it out loud in front of his friends!
note to self- look when you type
So, I was at the beach this weekend having the greatest time. I was on my surf board, boogie board thingie riding on it in the water. One wave caught me by surprise, it was big and it knocked me down immediately! Once I got up, I noticed that something felt weird and out of place. When I touch my bottom part of my bikini and realize that it fell DOWN! Like my whole butt was showing! I was COMPLETELY HORRIFIED! I felt people looking at me, giggling and I quickly pulled it up and went back to my family pretending it never happened.