A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
Me:Are you at the store yet?
Mom:I’m just getting a shopping fart!
Me: A shopping whatty?
Mom:I mean a shopping mart!
Me: You are buying a whole entire shopping mart!?
Mom: A SHOPPING CARTTTT!
My friend and I were at another friend’s house and she has two dogs. We were eating dinner and one of the dogs sat down on the floor by my friends’s chair and wouldn’t budge. So she stared down at dog with her eyes pretty much crossed and GROWLED, like actually GROWLED, until the dog left. I couldn’t stop laughing!