A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
Me:Are you at the store yet?
Mom:I’m just getting a shopping fart!
Me: A shopping whatty?
Mom:I mean a shopping mart!
Me: You are buying a whole entire shopping mart!?
Mom: A SHOPPING CARTTTT!