A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
So I was looking in the mirror to fix my makeup in the bathroom at school when my crush walks in. It really scared me and I had a black smear across my face. I was like, why are you in the girl’s bathroom??? Turns out, I wasn’t looking at the door when I walked in!!
I went to a sleepover on Friday and we stayed up till 5 o’clock in the morning, then my mom took me to my aunt’s house and spent the night there. My little cousin kept me up all night, but the thing is my aunt was at work so i was the only girl there in the morning so i had to change with my 4th grade cousin watching AND HES A BOY I’M 12 HES 9!!!! ( i had to change with him because the bathrooms were closed and i was going to be late for school ) but i was so tired i accidentally put my bra on the outside of my shirt but i wore a jacket so i didn’t know until i got to school and took off my jacket. all the boys were whistling at me but i didn’t know why. but then my friend stuck a note on my desk it said “Hey in and out look down at your shirt and run!!” I was so embarrassed i took off my bra right away then i ran as fast as i could with tears running down my face i stayed in the bathroom for hours.
My friend and I were at each others house with our twin dogs we bought together. We I got home I called my dog and he didn’t respond. Confused I look at the dog’s collar and read the name. It wasn’t my dog it was my friends. :O LOL
I was in math class and I was really thirsty. I pulled a water bottle out of my backpack and took a sip. I was taking too long of a sip, because the whole water bottle started to go into my mouth! I pulled it out of my mouth, but I still had a mouth full of water. To make things worse, I was laughing! I could not swallow the water! And then, the boy that sits next to me yells, “MORGAN, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!?” I don’t know why, but I thought that was so funny, and all of a sudden, I just exploded! Water got all over my desk, pants, and textbook! So embarassing!
I was in school and I was wearing a skirt but it was tucked into my underwear in the back and when I walked up to the teacher’s desk, everyone including my crush saw my Hello Kitty undies! It was horrifying!
So one day at school, we were playing steal the bacon with kids and a teacher.There was some Bees flying around.The teacher was running away then he told us he was allergic to bees. My friend told him there was a bee next to him so the teacher then bent down to avoid it and ended up ripping his pants!
So, I was at the beach this weekend having the greatest time. I was on my surf board, boogie board thingie riding on it in the water. One wave caught me by surprise, it was big and it knocked me down immediately! Once I got up, I noticed that something felt weird and out of place. When I touch my bottom part of my bikini and realize that it fell DOWN! Like my whole butt was showing! I was COMPLETELY HORRIFIED! I felt people looking at me, giggling and I quickly pulled it up and went back to my family pretending it never happened.
Me: Hey, Guess what happened today, It was hilarious.
Me: So my mom was yelling at me in the car and getting mad and stuff…
Me: I handed her a Snickersbar and said “You’re not you when your un-happy.” and my mom was laughing so hard that she had to stop the car!
Friend: I wish I was there in the car when that happened!