A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
Boy: I’m sorry there’s someone else….
Girl: Oh, another girl?
Girl: Who is she?!
Boy: She’s a mini you! And calls you Maddie!
(That was auto-correct, he meant mommy)
Girl: That’s nice.