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Annoying Doggy

My friend and I were at another friend’s house and she has two dogs. We were eating dinner and one of the dogs sat down on the floor by my friends’s chair and wouldn’t budge. So she stared down at dog with her eyes pretty much crossed and GROWLED, like actually GROWLED, until the dog left. I couldn’t stop laughing!

Fart & Scream

When I was in 3rd grade, my stepbrother was still living with us. We only had two rooms in the apartment so he had to sleep in the living room. Well, one day, I wasn’t tired and it was time for me to go to sleep. I started throwing some of my sister’s stuffed animals at him while he was on his bed. He started throwing them back at me. My parents were in their room, which was right across from the bathroom (the bathroom is really close to my room). I threw the stuffed animal at him and he didn’t throw it back so I thought “Maybe he got tired of playing.” I got out of my room and looked all over the living room to see what he was doing and he wasn’t there. I was walking back to my room, and suddenly someone pops out of the restroom. I get really scared so I scream and fart. My scream was loud so my parents woke up and told us to go to sleep. My stepbrother and I were cracking up!



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Divergent Problems

You know you are going Divergent crazy if you’re taking a shower and the shower has a glass door and you say “this isn’t real,” and tap the glass.


In my school, you have to be in at least 4th grade to join cheerleading. Well, I always wanted to join so I did. I was HORRIBLE at cartwheels but then the coach taught us how to do them. After that, I could do a cartwheel and land in the splits. So I was so happy, my bff Ashley and I were practicing our cheers at recess and showing our bff Melanie. When I went into the split position, I heard a rip noise. I got up and my bffs started cracking up. They told me the back of my shorts had ripped. I was so embarrassed, but I had my sweater so I just wrapped them around my waist and everything was better.

Roller Trip

Our school has skating parties. I had just got my skates on and I was putting my boots on the floor. My crush was sitting on the little platform thing above where I put my boots, fixing his skates. When I stood up, I tripped over the toe of my boot and fell. I caught myself before I fell on him, but my arms were over his legs. he didn’t realize at first and I was too shocked to move so when he turned around, we were about 1 1/2 inches maybe 1 inches away from each others faces. we both were really freaked out because he likes me too so it was akward. He was just like “woah! hello.” Omg it was awkward!

Scaredy Cat

Last year we were seated in groups for class. I was at a group with all boys, including my crush. So here’s what happened… the teacher was dismissing groups to go get drinks. I ended up being the last one in line so all the boys had “left.” I turned the corner and they jumped out and it totally scared the crap out of me. I screamed and then I realized what had happed so I started laughing, so did they. Now my crush and I laugh about it and like to talk about it.

So Freaky!


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