A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
I was five and my mom and I were having a really fun day. We were recording videos. Then she had to go use the bathroom. Then I started to sing. I had no idea the video was still on until my mom pointed it out to me. Then we played it back, we laughed, and laughed.
Girl on fire: “this girl is on fire!” yet you’re still singning.
Dark horse: " ‘cause I’m comin’ at ya like a dark horse…" light horses run the same way.
I knew you were trouble: “I knew you were trouble when you walked in..” yet I still dated you.
Grenade. “I’d catch a grenade for ya…” um… do you KNOW what a grenade is?!
So I was walking down the hall and this boy who I kinda like was going to the bathroom and his super annoying friend was with him, when I passed the super annoying friend he whispered to me “call me” and I looked at him like he was crazy and him and my crush were giggling looking at me and I ran back to class. Talk about awkward……
One time in class my BFF has these hand glove things and she put them on her desk. When our teacher came to our table the first thing he said was “who’s socks are those” and me and my friend burst out laughing and told him that they were hand gloves. We couldn’t stop laughing for like 10 minutes. And the whole class looked at us like we’re crazy. One person said " it’s not that funny"……
So my friends and I were going to the basketball court to shoot some hoops. One of my friends went to go get the basketball. For a while we were just laughing around and shooting free throws. Then Makiya (my bestie), told the most hilarious joke. I could not stop laughing for about 5 minutes. Then when it was my turn to make a freethrow, the basketball bounced off the backboard and hit me in the face!! My nose was red and puffy for 2 weeks!!!!