That awkward moment when you ask a woman if she is pregnant and she says no so you stand there with your mouth open with no words to say.
One day I was with my brother and my crush. My brother was asking my crush if he liked me and he turned bright red. From that day on I get really embarrassed when my crush and I talk about crushes.
So I was talking to a teacher and my crush was around so I wanted to speak all grown up. So all of a sudden spit comes out of my mouth and the teacher said “well if I knew you would spit on me I would’ve backed up!” That teacher doesn’t like me anymore.