A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
So, there’s a VERY ANNOYING boy in my class! My BFF is totally obsessed with him! I mean OBSESSED! All day at school today, he chased me around and kept calling me, “Tater- Tot!” Literally!!!!!! ALL DAY!! So, at recess he chased me, chased me, and chased me! I soon gave up, I stopped, yelled, “Come and get me Mr. Potato Head!” He got VERY mad! He darted straight towards me! He picked me up and shook me around and whispered something…..I can’t tell you! Sorry, but you can guess! I told my bff and her mouth dropped and was Soooooooooooo jealous! She never talked to me for the rest of the day! :(
I was getting ready for a shower so I took off all my clothes in my room. I heard the door slam and suspected it was my brother who just came back from playing outside. I don’t care if my brother saw me so I walked to the bathroom butt naked. Half way there I realized that my crush was walking up the stairs to the bathroom. I quickly ran to a room and closed the door. I thought, “Why is my crush here? Did he see me naked?” I breathed in and out and realized I was on the other side of the front door- OUTSIDE! Even worse my brother’s friends were waiting outside for him to come back to play. I screamed and tried to think of this as just a bad dream.
I was on the bus when I suddenly felt a fart, but we were on the bus. Luckily, the music was really loud and the beats rocked nuts. So, I decided to follow the beats and farted continiously and really loudly but the music coverd it up. When I got down from the bus, I noticed all eyes were on me…. And then I found out the music was from my ear-piece….