A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
I was invited to party even though I didn’t know the birthday girl very well. Once I arrived, I ran to a little girl and said happy birthday to her plus I gave her a gift in front of all the other party guests. I later realized that the girl I ran to wasn’t the birthday girl, but her younger sister!!!!
I was sitting in my first grade teacher’s room listening to her lecture. Everybody in the class kept on raising their hands and asking random questions. The teacher eventually got upset with it, and scolded us, telling us to ask absolutely no more questions. Of course, right after that moment, I had to use the restroom extremely bad. She continued to ignore my raised hand, so I ended up peeing all over the floor! Afterwards, she asked me, “Why didn’t you just ask me to go to the restroom?” I was humiliated.
I went to the store with my mom and I was eating some of what I thought were free samples. I saw a family waiting near a bag of samples. Their little boy took a sample so i took one too. The family just stared at me though…turns out the samples belonged to the family!
I was bra shopping with my mom one day and there was this really cute guy in line with his dad behind us. It was our turn to check out and my mom yelled, ‘GIVE ME THE BRA,’ so everyone could hear. Then I overheard the cute guy’s dad say,‘See son, that is what puberty is like for girls.’ #Embarrasing
One day, my friends and I decided to go to the mall. While we were there, I spotted some really cute guys hanging out by a store. For some dumb reason, I decided that I would take some pictures. I pretended to be texting while I snapped some pics, that is, until the boys started staring at me!
I turned the camera around and snapped a picture of myself. It turns out—the flash was on! The entire time, they knew I was taking pictures of them!
But, it gets worse, I decided to run away. As I was running away, my purse broke and I tripped, falling flat on my face. Needless to say, I never took pictures of cute guys again!
I was on the bus when I suddenly felt a fart, but we were on the bus. Luckily, the music was really loud and the beats rocked nuts. So, I decided to follow the beats and farted continiously and really loudly but the music coverd it up. When I got down from the bus, I noticed all eyes were on me…. And then I found out the music was from my ear-piece….
When I was still a freshman I brought candy canes for my friends in a paper bag since it was the last day before Christmas Break. Well that morning my dad dropped me off at school and I ran across the street because a car was coming. I was still running and I forgot there was a curb and I tripped and slid across the sidewalk in front of a bus full of sophomores, juniors, and seniors! I just laid there for a minute before I realized my elbow really hurt so I got up and walked quickly to the doors to go inside. Before I could open the door, a group of teachers who were standing there told me they saw the whole thing and made me go to the nurse. I was so embarrassed, and on the way to the nurse I discovered my candy canes were broken! I also ended up scraping my elbow pretty bad. By far one of the most embarrassing moments of my life!
It was my sweet 16 and I had my birthday at the town pool. I was trying to impress the cute lifeguard by doing a perfect swan dive into the pool and I totally belly-flopped into the pool! To make matters worse, my mom rushed into the pool saying ‘oh my poor baby, are you ok? oh honey, are you ok?’ Worst sweet 16 ever!
I was buying clothes and I saw my dad paying so I quickly ran to the cash register and threw my clothes on the table. My (dad) looked at me and I then saw it wasn’t my dad! I quickly ran away. And I left my clothes there!