A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
Me:Are you at the store yet?
Mom:I’m just getting a shopping fart!
Me: A shopping whatty?
Mom:I mean a shopping mart!
Me: You are buying a whole entire shopping mart!?
Mom: A SHOPPING CARTTTT!
One day when I was in the fifth grade we were doing Silent Reading. The classroom was so silent that you could hear the sound of somebody breathing. I got super thirsty so I grabbed my water bottle and sometimes I gulp really loud without noticing. So I’m gulping down my fresh cold water and heard myself gulping but I didn’t think about how loud it may have sounded. My friend Serena who sat in front of me had widened her eyes every time I gulped. So I stopped gulping, looked around and said “Uhmmm, what?” and everybody laughed at me and Serena said, “You gulped like a fish” and started laughing along with the rest of my class. I was called Fish the entire day. Talk about a “fishy” day!