A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
I was on the bus when I suddenly felt a fart, but we were on the bus. Luckily, the music was really loud and the beats rocked nuts. So, I decided to follow the beats and farted continiously and really loudly but the music coverd it up. When I got down from the bus, I noticed all eyes were on me…. And then I found out the music was from my ear-piece….
So I was looking in the mirror to fix my makeup in the bathroom at school when my crush walks in. It really scared me and I had a black smear across my face. I was like, why are you in the girl’s bathroom??? Turns out, I wasn’t looking at the door when I walked in!!
My friend and I were at each others house with our twin dogs we bought together. We I got home I called my dog and he didn’t respond. Confused I look at the dog’s collar and read the name. It wasn’t my dog it was my friends. :O LOL
Me: Hey, Guess what happened today, It was hilarious.
Me: So my mom was yelling at me in the car and getting mad and stuff…
Me: I handed her a Snickersbar and said “You’re not you when your un-happy.” and my mom was laughing so hard that she had to stop the car!
Friend: I wish I was there in the car when that happened!
So I was at my best friend’s house and I was sitting in her living room watching TV when I see something black move on my stomach and I look down it was a gigantic spider! I jumped up and started screaming loudly and it wouldn’t come off so I was jumping up and down at the same time asking Autumn-my best friend who is deathly afraid of spiders as well- to get it off me. So while I’m jumping up and down she’s looking at me like I’m crazy.
I finally get it off and run and hide behind her 6 foot something tall step dad and tears are in my eyes and he kills it. It made the most disgusting noise/crunch ever.
Oh yeah did I mention I HATE spiders?
I was walking and talking to my guy friend, who I happen to have a crush on. After a while he looked forward but I did not. I also heard my other friend talking but I did not pay attention to what she was yelling at me. A few seconds later, I ran in to the teather ball pole and my guy friend burst in to laughter also everyone on the playground. SO EMBARRASSING!
After school, there was this place called the zone. and lots of people went to it. I decided I would go to use the computers and hang out with my friends. When we all got to the computer lab, I saw my crush so I tried to act cool. My friends and I sat down at the computers behind him and I got on Netflix to watch some anime that I wanted to show my friend. I loved watching anime, but when I watch anime shows, I tend to giggle a high pitched noise when ever there is a funny part. I was so busy trying to act cool for my crush that when it started, I giggled really loudly and every one stared at me. Then to make matters worse, my crush made a really funny joke about it and when I laughed, I snorted. When we left the computer room, I fell on face and my crush tripped and fell next to me and landed on his face and got a bloody nose. it was so embarrassing!!!
I was with my friends at the mall and we saw my crush in a different store and to be funny they started screaming his name from across the mall. He heard them, but so did a mall cop! The lady came over to us and started yelling at us to keep our voices down and my crush saw the whole thing! It was humiliating and now every time he sees me he always goes “shhhhh!”