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Logic in Songs

Girl on fire: “this girl is on fire!” yet you’re still singning.
Dark horse: " ‘cause I’m comin’ at ya like a dark horse…" light horses run the same way.
I knew you were trouble: “I knew you were trouble when you walked in..” yet I still dated you.
Grenade. “I’d catch a grenade for ya…” um… do you KNOW what a grenade is?!

Awkward.....

So I was walking down the hall and this boy who I kinda like was going to the bathroom and his super annoying friend was with him, when I passed the super annoying friend he whispered to me “call me” and I looked at him like he was crazy and him and my crush were giggling looking at me and I ran back to class. Talk about awkward……

LOL!

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Yup...

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Complete Fail

So my friends and I were going to the basketball court to shoot some hoops. One of my friends went to go get the basketball. For a while we were just laughing around and shooting free throws. Then Makiya (my bestie), told the most hilarious joke. I could not stop laughing for about 5 minutes. Then when it was my turn to make a freethrow, the basketball bounced off the backboard and hit me in the face!! My nose was red and puffy for 2 weeks!!!!

Trains

Me: hey, how do YOU know if a train has gone by?
Friend: um, it goes TOOT TOOT
Me: nope
Friend: I give up
Me: it runs over you
Friend: I hate you
Me: 😊😊

When The Teacher's Pet Corrects the Teacher

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I'm in the Hunger Games!

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Charge!

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Quick Dare

At school one of my friends dared me to ask this guy to be my boyfriend and I did. I walked up to him and said “do you want to be my boyfriend?” And walked away without giving him a chance to say anything. When I looked back he just was standing there with a confused look on his face. It was hilarious and he never did answer me but every time he sees me he always looks at me! And every moment my friends get they tell me I LOVE him and that he LOVES me too!

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