A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
I was on the bus when I suddenly felt a fart, but we were on the bus. Luckily, the music was really loud and the beats rocked nuts. So, I decided to follow the beats and farted continiously and really loudly but the music coverd it up. When I got down from the bus, I noticed all eyes were on me…. And then I found out the music was from my ear-piece….
I was in math class and I was really thirsty. I pulled a water bottle out of my backpack and took a sip. I was taking too long of a sip, because the whole water bottle started to go into my mouth! I pulled it out of my mouth, but I still had a mouth full of water. To make things worse, I was laughing! I could not swallow the water! And then, the boy that sits next to me yells, “MORGAN, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!?” I don’t know why, but I thought that was so funny, and all of a sudden, I just exploded! Water got all over my desk, pants, and textbook! So embarassing!
So I was at my best friend’s house and I was sitting in her living room watching TV when I see something black move on my stomach and I look down it was a gigantic spider! I jumped up and started screaming loudly and it wouldn’t come off so I was jumping up and down at the same time asking Autumn-my best friend who is deathly afraid of spiders as well- to get it off me. So while I’m jumping up and down she’s looking at me like I’m crazy.
I finally get it off and run and hide behind her 6 foot something tall step dad and tears are in my eyes and he kills it. It made the most disgusting noise/crunch ever.
Oh yeah did I mention I HATE spiders?
So one day at school, we were playing steal the bacon with kids and a teacher.There was some Bees flying around.The teacher was running away then he told us he was allergic to bees. My friend told him there was a bee next to him so the teacher then bent down to avoid it and ended up ripping his pants!
At our school, we still have monkey bars, and well let’s just say I’m not much of a back flipper. One day, I saw my crush there on top of the monkey bars so I started to be a big show off and said “I am a expert at this, watch this.” I went up on the monkey bars and went down the pole, wacking my head on the pole and totally face planted on the bare sand! Still even today he brings this up how funny it looked when I fell. So embarrassing!
So my crush likes to do daring things like jump off a cliff into a lake 50Ft deep, or bite into ice cream, stuff like that. One time, we were hanging out and he dared me to try and catch a bee. I agreed and thought to myself “Perfect, this is my chance to impress him.” I went outside and chased a bee and ultimately caught it, but what I didn’t realize what that the bee was right next to it’s hive and hundreds of angry bees started chasing me. I made it inside with only two stings but I am petrified of bees now AND I totally blew it with my crush.
It was Christmas time and being jolly old me, I brought candy canes for all my friends. It was fourth period where I sat across the aisle from my crush. He suddenly turned to me and asked me for a candy cane. Of course I would play cool and toss him a cane…but being so excited that he asked me for one I accidentally threw it right into his face. He got a pink nose from that, right in time for Christmas. Talk about a Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer!
It was my 16th birthday and I was really excited because that meant I could finally have the sweet 16 that i’ve always wanted. My sister had an awesome sweet 16 at our local country club and ever since that day I knew I wanted mine to be like that. A few days before my party I spent about an hour planning the whole party and I was very happy because my birthday was just around the conner. What I didn’t know was that my parents were planning me a surprise party on my actual birthday which was the day before I wanted my party to be. I was coming home from soccer practice so I decided to take a shower. Apparently while I was in the shower my mom was letting my classmates into my house to surprise me. All of the sudden there was this huge spider and I am terrified of spiders so I screamed as loud as I could. Everyone (including my crush) rushed upstairs to see what all the commotion was. The whole grade saw me in a towel, my hair dripping wet! I’m pretty sure that’s a party no one will forget!