A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
I was on the bus when I suddenly felt a fart, but we were on the bus. Luckily, the music was really loud and the beats rocked nuts. So, I decided to follow the beats and farted continiously and really loudly but the music coverd it up. When I got down from the bus, I noticed all eyes were on me…. And then I found out the music was from my ear-piece….
So I was looking in the mirror to fix my makeup in the bathroom at school when my crush walks in. It really scared me and I had a black smear across my face. I was like, why are you in the girl’s bathroom??? Turns out, I wasn’t looking at the door when I walked in!!