Interviewer: We welcome… The Paparazzi!
Paparazzi: Hello people!
Interviewer: So… what would a regular work day be like for you?
Paparazzi: First we get in huge black vans and drive around L.A. looking for gullible, I mean, famous celebrities. Then once we find them, we chase them down and interview the celebrity.
Interviewer: So… basically you stalk people for a living?…
Paparazzi: I never thought of it that way…
So I was crushing hard on this guy, he even made it seem like he liked me. So on Valentine’s Day he said he’d give the girl he liked a valentine. I totally thought it was me, but little did I know he had a crush on a friend of mine. The worst part is I cried at school. And she said he asked her out when really she asked him out!