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Jake... Jake From State Farm

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Oops Clothes Malfunction

I went to a sleepover on Friday and we stayed up till 5 o’clock in the morning, then my mom took me to my aunt’s house and spent the night there. My little cousin kept me up all night, but the thing is my aunt was at work so i was the only girl there in the morning so i had to change with my 4th grade cousin watching AND HES A BOY I’M 12 HES 9!!!! ( i had to change with him because the bathrooms were closed and i was going to be late for school ) but i was so tired i accidentally put my bra on the outside of my shirt but i wore a jacket so i didn’t know until i got to school and took off my jacket. all the boys were whistling at me but i didn’t know why. but then my friend stuck a note on my desk it said “Hey in and out look down at your shirt and run!!” I was so embarrassed i took off my bra right away then i ran as fast as i could with tears running down my face i stayed in the bathroom for hours.

Totally True...

That moment once you turn out your light downstairs and run super fast up the stairs XD

La La La La!!!!

I was five and my mom and I were having a really fun day. We were recording videos. Then she had to go use the bathroom. Then I started to sing. I had no idea the video was still on until my mom pointed it out to me. Then we played it back, we laughed, and laughed.

Not Funny.

I was in math class and I was really thirsty. I pulled a water bottle out of my backpack and took a sip. I was taking too long of a sip, because the whole water bottle started to go into my mouth! I pulled it out of my mouth, but I still had a mouth full of water. To make things worse, I was laughing! I could not swallow the water! And then, the boy that sits next to me yells, “MORGAN, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!?” I don’t know why, but I thought that was so funny, and all of a sudden, I just exploded! Water got all over my desk, pants, and textbook! So embarassing!

You Looking At Me?

That moment when you are looking out in space and you realize you’ve been staring at someone the whole entire time!

Wait…What?

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Ouch

I was outside with my friend and my crush. We were walking to the park and I challenged them to a race. I was winning until I fell straight on my nose. Trying to impress him I held back tears an said it was fine even though I couldn’t feel my face. When I got home my mom freaked out since I broke my nose. I have never raced since that day and my crush is now scared of me.

Cafeteria Tumble

During lunch one day I was walking back from throwing away my lunch and someone threw a baby carrot on to the ground. I did not see it and I was in heals, so I slipped on it and fell on my face in front of everyone and my crush was right at the table next to me.

Spider Freak out

So I was at my best friend’s house and I was sitting in her living room watching TV when I see something black move on my stomach and I look down it was a gigantic spider! I jumped up and started screaming loudly and it wouldn’t come off so I was jumping up and down at the same time asking Autumn-my best friend who is deathly afraid of spiders as well- to get it off me. So while I’m jumping up and down she’s looking at me like I’m crazy.
I finally get it off and run and hide behind her 6 foot something tall step dad and tears are in my eyes and he kills it. It made the most disgusting noise/crunch ever.
Oh yeah did I mention I HATE spiders?

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