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When a song gives certain words a new meaning...

So I was hanging out with my friend Sara and she just got brand new speakers and we were listening to “Turn Down for What.” Her mom came in and said “turn it down.” Me and my friend waited and then at same time as the song, we said “turn it down for what?” Her mom was so confused we just died of laughter!

The Resemblance is Uncanny

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Epic Fail

After school, there was this place called the zone. and lots of people went to it. I decided I would go to use the computers and hang out with my friends. When we all got to the computer lab, I saw my crush so I tried to act cool. My friends and I sat down at the computers behind him and I got on Netflix to watch some anime that I wanted to show my friend. I loved watching anime, but when I watch anime shows, I tend to giggle a high pitched noise when ever there is a funny part. I was so busy trying to act cool for my crush that when it started, I giggled really loudly and every one stared at me. Then to make matters worse, my crush made a really funny joke about it and when I laughed, I snorted. When we left the computer room, I fell on face and my crush tripped and fell next to me and landed on his face and got a bloody nose. it was so embarrassing!!!

Bitter Sweet Christmas

It was Christmas time and being jolly old me, I brought candy canes for all my friends. It was fourth period where I sat across the aisle from my crush. He suddenly turned to me and asked me for a candy cane. Of course I would play cool and toss him a cane…but being so excited that he asked me for one I accidentally threw it right into his face. He got a pink nose from that, right in time for Christmas. Talk about a Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer!

Birthday shower

It was my 16th birthday and I was really excited because that meant I could finally have the sweet 16 that i’ve always wanted. My sister had an awesome sweet 16 at our local country club and ever since that day I knew I wanted mine to be like that. A few days before my party I spent about an hour planning the whole party and I was very happy because my birthday was just around the conner. What I didn’t know was that my parents were planning me a surprise party on my actual birthday which was the day before I wanted my party to be. I was coming home from soccer practice so I decided to take a shower. Apparently while I was in the shower my mom was letting my classmates into my house to surprise me. All of the sudden there was this huge spider and I am terrified of spiders so I screamed as loud as I could. Everyone (including my crush) rushed upstairs to see what all the commotion was. The whole grade saw me in a towel, my hair dripping wet! I’m pretty sure that’s a party no one will forget!

Harry Who?!

Me: OMG, Kate! Harry Styles is so hot! Don’t tell my mom.
Mom: Harry who!? What!?

So it turns out that I was actually texting my mom! I thought I was texting my friend Kate.

Don't Call On Me...

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So True

Teacher: Get out your text books
Student: I don’t have it
Teacher: Where did you leave it?
Student: At home
Teacher: What is it doing there?
Student: Having more fun than me

Don't Judge a Book by Its Cover!

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Bad Hair Day

In marching band, all majorettes had to wear curly hair pieces. To make our hair all look the same, and make our hair look more full. Well, I was having trouble putting it on and my mom helped me. I thought she put it on right, but I was wrong. During the opening, we had to spin around and catch the baton. After I caught it, we had to gallop across the field, twirling the baton. While we were doing it, I heard people laughing and shouting. I didn’t understand why but I kept on performing. At the ending, one of the majorettes near me whispered “your hair piece.” IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD. And my CRUSH was there watching. It was Awful. People nickname me Hair Piece.

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