A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
One time I was texting my friend and I was using my mom’s phone, which has auto correct. We were talking about ideas for something and I told her one of mine and she was like, “How did you come up with that!?” and I went to say “It just popped into my head.” But instead of putting popped the phone said, "IDK it just pooped into my head!’ I laughed about it for at least a month.
So my dad told me to send his boss a funny text calling him a nickname he made up. So I do, but I accidentally send it to the wrong person. I called some random person in the world a weasel. I hope I never meet that person….