Me: I’m actually happy right now!
Life: LOL, one sec…
So I was at my friends house and we usually like to watch scary movies and do tutorials of stuff and post them on youtube. So we were sitting on her couch and in the movie there was a love scene where Taylor kissed William and I told her that I had a crush on her brother right when the scary part was coming. Right when the scary part came her brother had scared us and I screamed so loud her neighbors called! But worst of all, he had heard what I said about him and he was like, “do you really have a crush on me?” I was so embarrassed that I just blushed and walked away without eve n answering his question!!!!
So I was hanging out with my friend Sara and she just got brand new speakers and we were listening to “Turn Down for What.” Her mom came in and said “turn it down.” Me and my friend waited and then at same time as the song, we said “turn it down for what?” Her mom was so confused we just died of laughter!
I had a huge crush on a kid named Jake. One day, I had finally worked up the courage to give him my number. Later that day he had texted me, and after months of texting him, I was preparing to ask him out. In my text. I had typed out the three words that boys barely understand! (I love you) Instead of just erasing what I said, I accidentally hit send and minutes later, he responded with, U like me? I pretended I had no idea what he was talking about even though the evidence was right infront of my face! It was sssoooo embarrassing!
It was my sweet 16 and I had my birthday at the town pool. I was trying to impress the cute lifeguard by doing a perfect swan dive into the pool and I totally belly-flopped into the pool! To make matters worse, my mom rushed into the pool saying ‘oh my poor baby, are you ok? oh honey, are you ok?’ Worst sweet 16 ever!
So me and my cousins were playing jump rope and I wasn’t paying attention to them singing because a cute boy passed by us and him and his friends stopped to watch us but I ended up tripping over the rope and fell FLAT ON MY FACE! I ate the ground and the cute boy saw everything and busted out laughing. I was so embarrassed and stopped going to my cousins’ house for a while after that! 😹😹😹😹
When I was in the 7th grade, my teacher made us each write a mini newspaper full of events and such, and I decided to write out the horoscopes. So, me and my bestie were in the computer lab talking about who we liked, and I was talking about this kid from class, and typing out the horoscopes at the same time. Turns out that I typed everything I said to my friend about him in the paper on his birthday month! Everyone in class read their horoscopes and he read it out loud in front of his friends!
note to self- look when you type
Me and my friend just got new, cool, roller blades for our birthday so we decided to go around our neighborhood with them. This guy who lives down my street is friends with my crush and he told us they were outside playing basketball. As we drove past them, I started to show off and I went REALLY REALLY fast! As my crush looked at me, I fell face first on the street and they ALL laughed! It was so embarrassing.
I was hanging out with my boyfriend and he said something really sweet, so as a ‘thank you’ for the compliment I decided to kiss him. When i was a couple inches from him I accidentally burped in his face! As his revenge, a few minutes later he sat on my lap and farted… thanks babe love you to sighs
One day i decided to wear a skirt to school. The teacher put on a little video about the lesson we were doing and I was being weird and decided to crawl on the floor to scare my friend and when I got up my skirt came up and i didn’t know. My friends were just laughing at me until i looked down and noticed. (I had shorts under)