A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
So I was at my best friend’s house and I was sitting in her living room watching TV when I see something black move on my stomach and I look down it was a gigantic spider! I jumped up and started screaming loudly and it wouldn’t come off so I was jumping up and down at the same time asking Autumn-my best friend who is deathly afraid of spiders as well- to get it off me. So while I’m jumping up and down she’s looking at me like I’m crazy.
I finally get it off and run and hide behind her 6 foot something tall step dad and tears are in my eyes and he kills it. It made the most disgusting noise/crunch ever.
Oh yeah did I mention I HATE spiders?
One day, I was walking from lunch with some friends. My crush was in front of us so I thought maybe I could impress him by jumping up some of the stairs like his friends. As I was going up the stairs, I tripped and fell backwards and everyone was laughing!! Talk about an embarrassing moment.
One day, I was at a friend’s house…. they have a GIGANTIC trampoline! There is also a new tree house that her dad had just made. Her dad hadn’t put a railing around the side though and the tree house is just above the trampoline. We were playing truth or dare,then,her brother said that my dare was to dance around the edge WITHOUT falling! So, i danced and i danced and I DANCED! Then, I stubbed the front of my shoe on a nail barely sticking up, and whoosh! I fell off the side and landed on the trampoline! I sprang my ankle and her brother was never allowed to play with us again!
On my first day of seventh grade, I was so happy to be back and see my friends. I had never worn a dress on the first day so I decided to try it. I had on a blue dress with silver sandals and I looked really nice. On the first day back, we had to walk around with our backpacks. As I was walking upstairs to my 1st period class, I tripped on the bottom of my dress and fell down the stairs as everybody was walking up! lucky for me I had wore spandex under my dress or everybody would have seen my hot pink monkey undies. I was so embarrassed but my friends all acted like nothing happened until I was the one who started laughing at myself first.
I was in school and I was wearing a skirt but it was tucked into my underwear in the back and when I walked up to the teacher’s desk, everyone including my crush saw my Hello Kitty undies! It was horrifying!
During lunch one day I was walking back from throwing away my lunch and someone threw a baby carrot on to the ground. I did not see it and I was in heals, so I slipped on it and fell on my face in front of everyone and my crush was right at the table next to me.