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Hey.. That Was Rude

Me: Hi
Me: Hi
Friend: Hi
Me : I texted you that 3 years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lets just say she isn’t my friend anymore

Truth!

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Complete Fail

So my friends and I were going to the basketball court to shoot some hoops. One of my friends went to go get the basketball. For a while we were just laughing around and shooting free throws. Then Makiya (my bestie), told the most hilarious joke. I could not stop laughing for about 5 minutes. Then when it was my turn to make a freethrow, the basketball bounced off the backboard and hit me in the face!! My nose was red and puffy for 2 weeks!!!!

Now I'm MAD!

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Yup...

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It Wasn't That Funny.....

One time in class my BFF has these hand glove things and she put them on her desk. When our teacher came to our table the first thing he said was “who’s socks are those” and me and my friend burst out laughing and told him that they were hand gloves. We couldn’t stop laughing for like 10 minutes. And the whole class looked at us like we’re crazy. One person said " it’s not that funny"……

LOL!

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Thanks Guys...

Today at school I opened my locker as usual in the mornings and then a note flew out of it so I opened it and it said “You’re gorgeous.” I went to show it to my best friend and she thought it was from this guy I had to ask to be my boyfriend as a dare just to mock me. Turns out it was a couple of my friends that decided to mess with me. Just wait until I find their lockers!

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"Lost" Phone

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Where's the love!? :o

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Mom Text!

mom: what does idk & ly & ttyl mean?
me: i don’t know love you talk to you later..
mom: ok ill go ask your sister..
me: wait!
mom: yes?
me: i was telling you what it meant.
mom: no you didnt you said i dont know and love you and talk to you later
me: thats what it means!
mom: no it doesnt you said i dont know…
me: that means idk!
mom: hmmmmm.
me: .

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I'm Not the Inventor of Google Mom...

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Burn!

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It's Not Auto-Correct, It's You!

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Text Uh-Oh

mom: How’s my pregnant daughter?
me: What? How did u know?
mom: I meant perfect! lol
mom: Wait, WHAT?!!!!!!!!!

Harry Who?!

Me: OMG, Kate! Harry Styles is so hot! Don’t tell my mom.
Mom: Harry who!? What!?

So it turns out that I was actually texting my mom! I thought I was texting my friend Kate.

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