A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
Me: hey, how do YOU know if a train has gone by?
Friend: um, it goes TOOT TOOT
Friend: I give up
Me: it runs over you
Friend: I hate you