A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
My friend and I were at each others house with our twin dogs we bought together. We I got home I called my dog and he didn’t respond. Confused I look at the dog’s collar and read the name. It wasn’t my dog it was my friends. :O LOL
Me: Hey, Guess what happened today, It was hilarious.
Me: So my mom was yelling at me in the car and getting mad and stuff…
Me: I handed her a Snickersbar and said “You’re not you when your un-happy.” and my mom was laughing so hard that she had to stop the car!
Friend: I wish I was there in the car when that happened!
I was in school and I was wearing a skirt but it was tucked into my underwear in the back and when I walked up to the teacher’s desk, everyone including my crush saw my Hello Kitty undies! It was horrifying!
I went on a vacation with my family at a lake, and i felt something hitting my feet in the water. I bend down to feelt a hard round object in the mud water and thought it was a turtle, so i started screaming, “OH MY GOSH! I FOUND A TURTLE!!!!!!!! GET IT OUT OF HERE!!!!” I became scared that it would bite me so I ran out of the water. Than my cousin came in and went to where I was and said, “HEY, JESSIE ITS NOT A TURTLE ITS JUST A ROCK!!!!!!” She pulled it out of the water and I came back in, feeling totally embarrassed!
rrassed that i thought itwas a turtle.
So one day at school, we were playing steal the bacon with kids and a teacher.There was some Bees flying around.The teacher was running away then he told us he was allergic to bees. My friend told him there was a bee next to him so the teacher then bent down to avoid it and ended up ripping his pants!
So my best friend and I were trying to be all sassy, then these group of guys, including my crush, came up to us and decided to join all the sassing. My crush said something so funny in the most weirdest voice that I laughed so hard I fell over my best friend! Soon everyone started laughing after that, including my crush!