A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
BF: Hey how was your day?
Me: Great babe because I ran into your ex today that keeps on bothering you
BF: How is that great?
Me: With my car……
You know you are going Divergent crazy if you’re taking a shower and the shower has a glass door and you say “this isn’t real,” and tap the glass.