A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
After school one day my neighbor – who was also my crush – asked me if I wanted to hang out. I couldn’t just turn him down so I agreed. After a while we’d just began walking around the neighborhood, and I’d needed to use the restroom. Right before I could tell him I needed to go to the bathroom and I’d be right back, I fell into a hole I hadn’t seen. So scared from the fall, I peed myself right then and there in front of him! He’d helped me up before he’d realized what had happened and he burst out laughing.
So I was at my best friend’s house and I was sitting in her living room watching TV when I see something black move on my stomach and I look down it was a gigantic spider! I jumped up and started screaming loudly and it wouldn’t come off so I was jumping up and down at the same time asking Autumn-my best friend who is deathly afraid of spiders as well- to get it off me. So while I’m jumping up and down she’s looking at me like I’m crazy.
I finally get it off and run and hide behind her 6 foot something tall step dad and tears are in my eyes and he kills it. It made the most disgusting noise/crunch ever.
Oh yeah did I mention I HATE spiders?