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Peeing in an Elevator

I was in an elevator at the mall with my BFFs trying to find a bathroom. I couldn’t hold it in and I peed my pants in the middle of the ride. There was a puddle under my legs! There was like 10 people in it!

Yoga Farts

I was in my first yoga class and I really had to fart. I kept my butt cheeks tight together but then we had to do a pose that spread them apart. Not even thinking I did it and then a massive blast of air ran out of me that smelt like beef stew and was louder than anything. To make it worse, I pooped my pants after that and everybody saw a big brown stain on my butt! At least I wasn’t the only one someone else peed their selves.

"Falling" head over heels for my crush!

So me and my friends were at this fair.. and my crush was there I was walking with all my friends when I saw him I told my friends since they like him also. I walk towered his direction then he FINALLY saw me then he smiled at me I smiled back but then I tripped and fell on my bum…everyone was laughing except him witch was strange… instead he HELPED ME UP!! all my friends were jelly then me and my crush started hanging out at the fair BEST DAY EVER!

I Peed Myself In Front Of My Crush!

After school one day my neighbor – who was also my crush – asked me if I wanted to hang out. I couldn’t just turn him down so I agreed. After a while we’d just began walking around the neighborhood, and I’d needed to use the restroom. Right before I could tell him I needed to go to the bathroom and I’d be right back, I fell into a hole I hadn’t seen. So scared from the fall, I peed myself right then and there in front of him! He’d helped me up before he’d realized what had happened and he burst out laughing.

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We've all had this awkward moment

That awkward moment when your whole class is silent and you remember something funny and you start laughing out of no where and everybody looks at you like your crazy!

Wrong Dad

I was buying clothes and I saw my dad paying so I quickly ran to the cash register and threw my clothes on the table. My (dad) looked at me and I then saw it wasn’t my dad! I quickly ran away. And I left my clothes there!

Wrong Class

It was the first day of high school- everything was going great. I had gone to homeroom and had gotten a copy of my schedule, which I had actually already memorized. So after homeroom, I went to first period, English honors. I walk in the door and sit down in a random seat- not bothering to read the board. Then I look at the board and realize I’m in the wrong seat. And the girl whose seat I was in was standing right in front of me. I moved with my cheeks tinted pink with slight embarrassment. THAT’S NOT THE WORST. I sat down in my actual seat, noticing that I didn’t see anyone that I recognized- or for that matter- looked like freshman. The teacher comes in and claps her hands with excitement. “Seniors!” She exclaims. I was in a class, with all seniors. I was panicking now. I timidly raise my hand and announce in front of the whole class my embarrassing story. Turns out, the schedule I had gotten in homeroom was my NEW schedule that they had made adjustments too.

1D Fan-Fail

A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!

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