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It's Jake… Jake from Statefarm


Logic in Songs

Girl on fire: “this girl is on fire!” yet you’re still singning.
Dark horse: " ‘cause I’m comin’ at ya like a dark horse…" light horses run the same way.
I knew you were trouble: “I knew you were trouble when you walked in..” yet I still dated you.
Grenade. “I’d catch a grenade for ya…” um… do you KNOW what a grenade is?!


I went on a vacation with my family at a lake, and i felt something hitting my feet in the water. I bend down to feelt a hard round object in the mud water and thought it was a turtle, so i started screaming, “OH MY GOSH! I FOUND A TURTLE!!!!!!!! GET IT OUT OF HERE!!!!” I became scared that it would bite me so I ran out of the water. Than my cousin came in and went to where I was and said, “HEY, JESSIE ITS NOT A TURTLE ITS JUST A ROCK!!!!!!” She pulled it out of the water and I came back in, feeling totally embarrassed!
rrassed that i thought itwas a turtle.

Pool Fail

It was my sweet 16 and I had my birthday at the town pool. I was trying to impress the cute lifeguard by doing a perfect swan dive into the pool and I totally belly-flopped into the pool! To make matters worse, my mom rushed into the pool saying ‘oh my poor baby, are you ok? oh honey, are you ok?’ Worst sweet 16 ever!

Texting! UGH

I had a huge crush on a kid named Jake. One day, I had finally worked up the courage to give him my number. Later that day he had texted me, and after months of texting him, I was preparing to ask him out. In my text. I had typed out the three words that boys barely understand! (I love you) Instead of just erasing what I said, I accidentally hit send and minutes later, he responded with, U like me? I pretended I had no idea what he was talking about even though the evidence was right infront of my face! It was sssoooo embarrassing!

Birthday shower

It was my 16th birthday and I was really excited because that meant I could finally have the sweet 16 that i’ve always wanted. My sister had an awesome sweet 16 at our local country club and ever since that day I knew I wanted mine to be like that. A few days before my party I spent about an hour planning the whole party and I was very happy because my birthday was just around the conner. What I didn’t know was that my parents were planning me a surprise party on my actual birthday which was the day before I wanted my party to be. I was coming home from soccer practice so I decided to take a shower. Apparently while I was in the shower my mom was letting my classmates into my house to surprise me. All of the sudden there was this huge spider and I am terrified of spiders so I screamed as loud as I could. Everyone (including my crush) rushed upstairs to see what all the commotion was. The whole grade saw me in a towel, my hair dripping wet! I’m pretty sure that’s a party no one will forget!

Bitter Sweet Christmas

It was Christmas time and being jolly old me, I brought candy canes for all my friends. It was fourth period where I sat across the aisle from my crush. He suddenly turned to me and asked me for a candy cane. Of course I would play cool and toss him a cane…but being so excited that he asked me for one I accidentally threw it right into his face. He got a pink nose from that, right in time for Christmas. Talk about a Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer!


So my crush likes to do daring things like jump off a cliff into a lake 50Ft deep, or bite into ice cream, stuff like that. One time, we were hanging out and he dared me to try and catch a bee. I agreed and thought to myself “Perfect, this is my chance to impress him.” I went outside and chased a bee and ultimately caught it, but what I didn’t realize what that the bee was right next to it’s hive and hundreds of angry bees started chasing me. I made it inside with only two stings but I am petrified of bees now AND I totally blew it with my crush.

Mall Madness

Its was my friend, Bethany’s birthday. So her and I went to the mall and met up with some friends to do a scavenger hunt that her mom had put together. One of the things we had to do was go to a store and try on crazy, silly shorts and walk around the store barefoot. While we were there doing that I saw my crush! He walked up to me with his friends, and they were all staring at me. They then asked me what I was doing walking around in shorts with a tag on them and with no shoes. I told him it was a scavenger hunt and he just laughed at me! It was so embarrassing!

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