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So I was at recess one day playing with a rainbow loom and all of the sudden I scream, “AHHH!!!!! I MADE UP A NEW BRACELET!” and for the rest of he day I was on top of the world. People were asking me how I made it left and right. Then, after school, I go up to the class rainbow loom expert and see if she is impressed. (She is really popular and beautiful, and everyone adores her, so it’s awesome if you impress her.) she’s like, “Oh, that one is easy! It’s called the triple single… I see you aren’t good at rainbow loom. Bye-bye whatever your name is!” And she stomps off with her little group of demented boys trailing behind her.

Fart laughing!

I was using the laptop and my sister was next to me. I let out THE biggest fart EVER! She was mad and giggling! and then I started laughing while doing tiny farts! It stank sooo bad!

Mom Problems

OMG my mom drops me off at school and before she leaves she always says something really embarrassing. Once my crush came out of his car and then he saw me and my mom that day. She said, “hey mia isn’t that the boy you like?” And he just looked at me and my face was so red. I was so embarrassed!

How Embarrassing!

I was on the bus when I suddenly felt a fart, but we were on the bus. Luckily, the music was really loud and the beats rocked nuts. So, I decided to follow the beats and farted continiously and really loudly but the music coverd it up. When I got down from the bus, I noticed all eyes were on me…. And then I found out the music was from my ear-piece….

Boogey Shoot

Once I was in science with my crush and he said something really funny so I started laughing really hard. Then boogey shot out my nose and all down my face…

Bathroom Switch Up

So I was looking in the mirror to fix my makeup in the bathroom at school when my crush walks in. It really scared me and I had a black smear across my face. I was like, why are you in the girl’s bathroom??? Turns out, I wasn’t looking at the door when I walked in!!

Rolling Around

Me and my friend just got new, cool, roller blades for our birthday so we decided to go around our neighborhood with them. This guy who lives down my street is friends with my crush and he told us they were outside playing basketball. As we drove past them, I started to show off and I went REALLY REALLY fast! As my crush looked at me, I fell face first on the street and they ALL laughed! It was so embarrassing.

Dancing Divas

Me and my sis were dancing and the kitchen blinds were open and we didn’t notice. Since we thought no one could see us, we were doing some really embarrassing dance moves and we turned around and saw a teenage girl on a skate board watching us as she skated by. She started dancing on her board, making fun of us that me and my sister just started laughing so hard. Oops… now we know for next time to check the blinds!

Fishy Gulper

One day when I was in the fifth grade we were doing Silent Reading. The classroom was so silent that you could hear the sound of somebody breathing. I got super thirsty so I grabbed my water bottle and sometimes I gulp really loud without noticing. So I’m gulping down my fresh cold water and heard myself gulping but I didn’t think about how loud it may have sounded. My friend Serena who sat in front of me had widened her eyes every time I gulped. So I stopped gulping, looked around and said “Uhmmm, what?” and everybody laughed at me and Serena said, “You gulped like a fish” and started laughing along with the rest of my class. I was called Fish the entire day. Talk about a “fishy” day!

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