Chuck Norris Cat
Kitten or super hero ninja?
One day my best friend and I were walking on a street and we stopped by this gas station to get a snack and a drink and when we were getting ready to walk inside we saw something in this car and we thought it was an alien because it looked like it was sitting up just exactly like a person sitting up in the passenger’s seat and we kept looking at it and walking around the car casually to get a closer look and we swear to God we weren’t crazy at the time so my BFF dared me to walk up and say “Hi” to the Alien.
I was really scared but whenever I tapped the window the “alien” looked up at me but it wasn’t an Alien it was a German Shepherd __________