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Pucker Up Fail

My boyfriend and I decided to plan our first date to the movies. My friends kept convincing me to surprise him with our first kiss. To me, I thought, This is it…THE BIG MOMENT. I put on Cherry Lip gloss, and got some mouth wash. I made sure my breath smelt minty. When we went on a double date, we had our arms wrapped around each other. I knew, it was time. I leaned in for a kiss, and waited for him to kiss me back. All he did was kiss me on the cheek..I gave him a weird look. He just shrugged and said, “What?” My friend just burst out laughing. I just sat back and watched the movie.. no first kiss for me..



Well That Just Happened...

I told my friends about my crush. And as soon as I told them they started singing Danielle has crush on (crushe’s name). They sang it over and over again getting louder, and that when my crush walked by… My crush has not talked to me since.

Rugrats at Coachella!


Haha Typical Brother & Sister

Me: I saw u on tv
Brother : really
Me: yah really
Brother: what channel
Me: oh
Brother: what
Me : it was animal planet
Brother :you’re mean I hate u



Aww! So Sad, But So Cute!


Sure You Did


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Breaking Wind Means Breaking Up

My boyfriend was hanging out at my house. I had bad gas that day and would let some farts out, and he didn’t mind it. He went to give me a hug when I felt a fart coming on. I tried to hold it in, but he went to squeeze me harder. I farted so loud and it smelled so bad. He broke up with me and left. The next day I told him I was sorry and he accepted, we are dating now. As revenge he farted on my lap!

No Lorde, we do not dip our fingers in the nail polish!


Awkward Moment

I was in the store and my fave song was on so I just started dancing to it and some guy started laughing at me.



No Words.

One time in library my friend and I were sitting by each other reading.I farted really loud and everyone looked at me and I blamed it on her. I felt so bad…



Where Is Spring?


First Time

When I was in 5th grade, I was in this in-school program called peer. They take care of you after school. So it was a Wednesday and on Wednesdays we’re not supposed to buy any snacks because we watch a movie in the peer room and we’re not allowed to eat in there. I had forgotten and I bought a soda. My friend had bought an ice cream. We found each other on campus and hid in front of the music room. I was drinking my soda and she started doing weird mini squats and saying weird stuff in a deep voice which was making me laugh. I tried hard not to laugh because I had soda in my mouth. I still laughed and I laughed REALLLYY hard and soda shoots out of my nose. It hurt!! And we started cracking up. That was the first time and only time something has shot out of my nose.

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