A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
On my first day of seventh grade, I was so happy to be back and see my friends. I had never worn a dress on the first day so I decided to try it. I had on a blue dress with silver sandals and I looked really nice. On the first day back, we had to walk around with our backpacks. As I was walking upstairs to my 1st period class, I tripped on the bottom of my dress and fell down the stairs as everybody was walking up! lucky for me I had wore spandex under my dress or everybody would have seen my hot pink monkey undies. I was so embarrassed but my friends all acted like nothing happened until I was the one who started laughing at myself first.
So I was at my best friend’s house and I was sitting in her living room watching TV when I see something black move on my stomach and I look down it was a gigantic spider! I jumped up and started screaming loudly and it wouldn’t come off so I was jumping up and down at the same time asking Autumn-my best friend who is deathly afraid of spiders as well- to get it off me. So while I’m jumping up and down she’s looking at me like I’m crazy.
I finally get it off and run and hide behind her 6 foot something tall step dad and tears are in my eyes and he kills it. It made the most disgusting noise/crunch ever.
Oh yeah did I mention I HATE spiders?
One day I was taking my dog for a walk and I saw my crush. I was too busy staring at my my crush that when I looked back, I walked face first into a street pole! And my crush saw it! MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE!
So, at my school, I’m on the cheerleading squad and at my school every month we have this celebration assembly thing where they hand out certificates for character traits and stuff. One time when we performed, I forgot my sweater up at the front. So, I walked up in front of the whole school, looking like the most forgetful person in the world, to get my sweater. And as I’m speed walking back to my class, dragging my sweater, I trip over the arm and land flat on my face and almost start crying! But I held it in so that I wouldn’t embarrass myself. But I had done a pretty good job of that already!
So my best friend and I were trying to be all sassy, then these group of guys, including my crush, came up to us and decided to join all the sassing. My crush said something so funny in the most weirdest voice that I laughed so hard I fell over my best friend! Soon everyone started laughing after that, including my crush!
So I was hanging out with my friend Sara and she just got brand new speakers and we were listening to “Turn Down for What.” Her mom came in and said “turn it down.” Me and my friend waited and then at same time as the song, we said “turn it down for what?” Her mom was so confused we just died of laughter!
One day at school, I was walking between two tables and there were backpacks on the chairs. I ended up tripping over a backpack as I was walking cause it was on the ground and my crush was sitting at one of the tables that was in view of my falling! After class, I said hi to him and brought up how embarrassing that was when I fell and he just laughed and my face looked so panicked when I fell!
At our school, we still have monkey bars, and well let’s just say I’m not much of a back flipper. One day, I saw my crush there on top of the monkey bars so I started to be a big show off and said “I am a expert at this, watch this.” I went up on the monkey bars and went down the pole, wacking my head on the pole and totally face planted on the bare sand! Still even today he brings this up how funny it looked when I fell. So embarrassing!
Its was my friend, Bethany’s birthday. So her and I went to the mall and met up with some friends to do a scavenger hunt that her mom had put together. One of the things we had to do was go to a store and try on crazy, silly shorts and walk around the store barefoot. While we were there doing that I saw my crush! He walked up to me with his friends, and they were all staring at me. They then asked me what I was doing walking around in shorts with a tag on them and with no shoes. I told him it was a scavenger hunt and he just laughed at me! It was so embarrassing!
So my crush likes to do daring things like jump off a cliff into a lake 50Ft deep, or bite into ice cream, stuff like that. One time, we were hanging out and he dared me to try and catch a bee. I agreed and thought to myself “Perfect, this is my chance to impress him.” I went outside and chased a bee and ultimately caught it, but what I didn’t realize what that the bee was right next to it’s hive and hundreds of angry bees started chasing me. I made it inside with only two stings but I am petrified of bees now AND I totally blew it with my crush.