A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
It was Christmas time and being jolly old me, I brought candy canes for all my friends. It was fourth period where I sat across the aisle from my crush. He suddenly turned to me and asked me for a candy cane. Of course I would play cool and toss him a cane…but being so excited that he asked me for one I accidentally threw it right into his face. He got a pink nose from that, right in time for Christmas. Talk about a Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer!
One day, my friends and I decided to go to the mall. While we were there, I spotted some really cute guys hanging out by a store. For some dumb reason, I decided that I would take some pictures. I pretended to be texting while I snapped some pics, that is, until the boys started staring at me!
I turned the camera around and snapped a picture of myself. It turns out—the flash was on! The entire time, they knew I was taking pictures of them!
But, it gets worse, I decided to run away. As I was running away, my purse broke and I tripped, falling flat on my face. Needless to say, I never took pictures of cute guys again!
I went on a vacation with my family at a lake, and i felt something hitting my feet in the water. I bend down to feelt a hard round object in the mud water and thought it was a turtle, so i started screaming, “OH MY GOSH! I FOUND A TURTLE!!!!!!!! GET IT OUT OF HERE!!!!” I became scared that it would bite me so I ran out of the water. Than my cousin came in and went to where I was and said, “HEY, JESSIE ITS NOT A TURTLE ITS JUST A ROCK!!!!!!” She pulled it out of the water and I came back in, feeling totally embarrassed!
rrassed that i thought itwas a turtle.
When I was in fifth grade, there was a farm right behind my school. Sometimes the animals got let out onto the field at the school. So anyway, my friends and I were running around being crazy. I tripped and fell on my pants in cow poop. It was so embarrassing! Both of my parents work far away so I had to suck it up and deal. I now hate cows.
I was at the store with my mom walking around then out of nowhere my crush popped out. We had to cross right through him and his mom so I was walking right across and had a great big slip and bumped my head. He gave me a “nice move” face. Now he thinks i’m a clumps!
When you going to the bathroom and then while everyone is talking you, you think no one will hear the fart. Then you fart, but like 0.5 seconds before that they stop talking and they’re like, “ewwwww who did that?” And then you blame it on the person in the stall across from you and then your BFF is like nope that was her… (trust me I know this it has happened to me before lol…)