A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
I was FaceTiming my boyfriend when we decided to plug in our phones and leave them on over night. (Like a sleepover.) I had fallen asleep. I woke up in the middle of the night with bad stomach pains. I started to fart! I kept farting really loud! I heard laughing then realized he was still there! I hung up and continued to release the gas. I woke up in the morning still gassy, but I was okay after that.
I was with my friends and this guy came up to me and told me I was lookin fine and he wanted to dance with me. So I took his hand and danced. Half way through the dance he was like “Damn you’re sexy!” and my response was “Well your a sexy froggy.” It was so embarrassing that I ran off .He came up to me and said if he was a sexy froggy I was a sexy doggy. It was the funniest thing I’ve done in my life!