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So my crush likes to do daring things like jump off a cliff into a lake 50Ft deep, or bite into ice cream, stuff like that. One time, we were hanging out and he dared me to try and catch a bee. I agreed and thought to myself “Perfect, this is my chance to impress him.” I went outside and chased a bee and ultimately caught it, but what I didn’t realize what that the bee was right next to it’s hive and hundreds of angry bees started chasing me. I made it inside with only two stings but I am petrified of bees now AND I totally blew it with my crush.

Texting! UGH

I had a huge crush on a kid named Jake. One day, I had finally worked up the courage to give him my number. Later that day he had texted me, and after months of texting him, I was preparing to ask him out. In my text. I had typed out the three words that boys barely understand! (I love you) Instead of just erasing what I said, I accidentally hit send and minutes later, he responded with, U like me? I pretended I had no idea what he was talking about even though the evidence was right infront of my face! It was sssoooo embarrassing!

Rolling Around

Me and my friend just got new, cool, roller blades for our birthday so we decided to go around our neighborhood with them. This guy who lives down my street is friends with my crush and he told us they were outside playing basketball. As we drove past them, I started to show off and I went REALLY REALLY fast! As my crush looked at me, I fell face first on the street and they ALL laughed! It was so embarrassing.

Snickers Bar Story.

Me: Hey, Guess what happened today, It was hilarious.
Friend: What?
Me: So my mom was yelling at me in the car and getting mad and stuff…
Friend: And?
Me: I handed her a Snickersbar and said “You’re not you when your un-happy.” and my mom was laughing so hard that she had to stop the car!
Friend: I wish I was there in the car when that happened!

Be Careful What You Type...

When I was in the 7th grade, my teacher made us each write a mini newspaper full of events and such, and I decided to write out the horoscopes. So, me and my bestie were in the computer lab talking about who we liked, and I was talking about this kid from class, and typing out the horoscopes at the same time. Turns out that I typed everything I said to my friend about him in the paper on his birthday month! Everyone in class read their horoscopes and he read it out loud in front of his friends!
note to self- look when you type

Ocean Meltdown :-(

So, I was at the beach this weekend having the greatest time. I was on my surf board, boogie board thingie riding on it in the water. One wave caught me by surprise, it was big and it knocked me down immediately! Once I got up, I noticed that something felt weird and out of place. When I touch my bottom part of my bikini and realize that it fell DOWN! Like my whole butt was showing! I was COMPLETELY HORRIFIED! I felt people looking at me, giggling and I quickly pulled it up and went back to my family pretending it never happened.

Wrong Dad

I was buying clothes and I saw my dad paying so I quickly ran to the cash register and threw my clothes on the table. My (dad) looked at me and I then saw it wasn’t my dad! I quickly ran away. And I left my clothes there!

Wrong Class

It was the first day of high school- everything was going great. I had gone to homeroom and had gotten a copy of my schedule, which I had actually already memorized. So after homeroom, I went to first period, English honors. I walk in the door and sit down in a random seat- not bothering to read the board. Then I look at the board and realize I’m in the wrong seat. And the girl whose seat I was in was standing right in front of me. I moved with my cheeks tinted pink with slight embarrassment. THAT’S NOT THE WORST. I sat down in my actual seat, noticing that I didn’t see anyone that I recognized- or for that matter- looked like freshman. The teacher comes in and claps her hands with excitement. “Seniors!” She exclaims. I was in a class, with all seniors. I was panicking now. I timidly raise my hand and announce in front of the whole class my embarrassing story. Turns out, the schedule I had gotten in homeroom was my NEW schedule that they had made adjustments too.

Wrong Way

It was the first day of junior high and I was kind of nervous. I got on the bus and sat down. The bus driver then asked me which school I went to so I said the name of my elementary school instead of my new junior high school. SHE TRIED TO TAKE ME BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL! She said this was her first time on this route and I said it was my first year of junior high so she turned the bus around and apologized. I was late to my first class on the first day it was pretty embarrassing!

You know, the things with pages and words in them.


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