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Ocean Meltdown :-(

So, I was at the beach this weekend having the greatest time. I was on my surf board, boogie board thingie riding on it in the water. One wave caught me by surprise, it was big and it knocked me down immediately! Once I got up, I noticed that something felt weird and out of place. When I touch my bottom part of my bikini and realize that it fell DOWN! Like my whole butt was showing! I was COMPLETELY HORRIFIED! I felt people looking at me, giggling and I quickly pulled it up and went back to my family pretending it never happened.

Wrong Dad

I was buying clothes and I saw my dad paying so I quickly ran to the cash register and threw my clothes on the table. My (dad) looked at me and I then saw it wasn’t my dad! I quickly ran away. And I left my clothes there!

Wrong Class

It was the first day of high school- everything was going great. I had gone to homeroom and had gotten a copy of my schedule, which I had actually already memorized. So after homeroom, I went to first period, English honors. I walk in the door and sit down in a random seat- not bothering to read the board. Then I look at the board and realize I’m in the wrong seat. And the girl whose seat I was in was standing right in front of me. I moved with my cheeks tinted pink with slight embarrassment. THAT’S NOT THE WORST. I sat down in my actual seat, noticing that I didn’t see anyone that I recognized- or for that matter- looked like freshman. The teacher comes in and claps her hands with excitement. “Seniors!” She exclaims. I was in a class, with all seniors. I was panicking now. I timidly raise my hand and announce in front of the whole class my embarrassing story. Turns out, the schedule I had gotten in homeroom was my NEW schedule that they had made adjustments too.

Wrong Way

It was the first day of junior high and I was kind of nervous. I got on the bus and sat down. The bus driver then asked me which school I went to so I said the name of my elementary school instead of my new junior high school. SHE TRIED TO TAKE ME BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL! She said this was her first time on this route and I said it was my first year of junior high so she turned the bus around and apologized. I was late to my first class on the first day it was pretty embarrassing!

1D Fan-Fail

A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!

HELL TO THE NO!

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Annoying Doggy

My friend and I were at another friend’s house and she has two dogs. We were eating dinner and one of the dogs sat down on the floor by my friends’s chair and wouldn’t budge. So she stared down at dog with her eyes pretty much crossed and GROWLED, like actually GROWLED, until the dog left. I couldn’t stop laughing!

Fart & Scream

When I was in 3rd grade, my stepbrother was still living with us. We only had two rooms in the apartment so he had to sleep in the living room. Well, one day, I wasn’t tired and it was time for me to go to sleep. I started throwing some of my sister’s stuffed animals at him while he was on his bed. He started throwing them back at me. My parents were in their room, which was right across from the bathroom (the bathroom is really close to my room). I threw the stuffed animal at him and he didn’t throw it back so I thought “Maybe he got tired of playing.” I got out of my room and looked all over the living room to see what he was doing and he wasn’t there. I was walking back to my room, and suddenly someone pops out of the restroom. I get really scared so I scream and fart. My scream was loud so my parents woke up and told us to go to sleep. My stepbrother and I were cracking up!

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