A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
I was outside with my friend and my crush. We were walking to the park and I challenged them to a race. I was winning until I fell straight on my nose. Trying to impress him I held back tears an said it was fine even though I couldn’t feel my face. When I got home my mom freaked out since I broke my nose. I have never raced since that day and my crush is now scared of me.
My friend and I were coming back from a baseball game and we had stopped and got milkshakes and drank them on the way there. All of a sudden I was sipping my milkshake when she said," Oh! here comes Hannah Adams!" (Adams is the last name of a disgusting boy in our class) I spit my milkshake everywhere in their van! It also shot out my nose! We all cracked up until i choked on my milkshake….. ahhhhhhh! Friends these days!
So I was at my best friend’s house and I was sitting in her living room watching TV when I see something black move on my stomach and I look down it was a gigantic spider! I jumped up and started screaming loudly and it wouldn’t come off so I was jumping up and down at the same time asking Autumn-my best friend who is deathly afraid of spiders as well- to get it off me. So while I’m jumping up and down she’s looking at me like I’m crazy.
I finally get it off and run and hide behind her 6 foot something tall step dad and tears are in my eyes and he kills it. It made the most disgusting noise/crunch ever.
Oh yeah did I mention I HATE spiders?
So I was In my classroom and I didn’t realize my foot was near the floor where people would walk so I kept it out and when my crush was about to sit down I tripped him by accident! To make it all even worse, I just stared at him like “oops” and my bestie was like,“Why are you LOOKIN at your boyfriend? He’s ok!” So embarrassing!
One day I was taking my dog for a walk and I saw my crush. I was too busy staring at my my crush that when I looked back, I walked face first into a street pole! And my crush saw it! MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE!
My crush sat beside me in the cafe one day at school. He was making jokes and everyone was laughing. I was drinking my milk and he said a joke. It was so funny milk went up my nose! He saw it and ever since, when he sees me, he snorts.
One day, I was at a friend’s house…. they have a GIGANTIC trampoline! There is also a new tree house that her dad had just made. Her dad hadn’t put a railing around the side though and the tree house is just above the trampoline. We were playing truth or dare,then,her brother said that my dare was to dance around the edge WITHOUT falling! So, i danced and i danced and I DANCED! Then, I stubbed the front of my shoe on a nail barely sticking up, and whoosh! I fell off the side and landed on the trampoline! I sprang my ankle and her brother was never allowed to play with us again!
I was in school and I was wearing a skirt but it was tucked into my underwear in the back and when I walked up to the teacher’s desk, everyone including my crush saw my Hello Kitty undies! It was horrifying!