A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
I was on the bus when I suddenly felt a fart, but we were on the bus. Luckily, the music was really loud and the beats rocked nuts. So, I decided to follow the beats and farted continiously and really loudly but the music coverd it up. When I got down from the bus, I noticed all eyes were on me…. And then I found out the music was from my ear-piece….
So I was looking in the mirror to fix my makeup in the bathroom at school when my crush walks in. It really scared me and I had a black smear across my face. I was like, why are you in the girl’s bathroom??? Turns out, I wasn’t looking at the door when I walked in!!
After school, there was this place called the zone. and lots of people went to it. I decided I would go to use the computers and hang out with my friends. When we all got to the computer lab, I saw my crush so I tried to act cool. My friends and I sat down at the computers behind him and I got on Netflix to watch some anime that I wanted to show my friend. I loved watching anime, but when I watch anime shows, I tend to giggle a high pitched noise when ever there is a funny part. I was so busy trying to act cool for my crush that when it started, I giggled really loudly and every one stared at me. Then to make matters worse, my crush made a really funny joke about it and when I laughed, I snorted. When we left the computer room, I fell on face and my crush tripped and fell next to me and landed on his face and got a bloody nose. it was so embarrassing!!!
I was with my friends at the mall and we saw my crush in a different store and to be funny they started screaming his name from across the mall. He heard them, but so did a mall cop! The lady came over to us and started yelling at us to keep our voices down and my crush saw the whole thing! It was humiliating and now every time he sees me he always goes “shhhhh!”
So one day at school, we were playing steal the bacon with kids and a teacher.There was some Bees flying around.The teacher was running away then he told us he was allergic to bees. My friend told him there was a bee next to him so the teacher then bent down to avoid it and ended up ripping his pants!
So I was hanging out with my friend Sara and she just got brand new speakers and we were listening to “Turn Down for What.” Her mom came in and said “turn it down.” Me and my friend waited and then at same time as the song, we said “turn it down for what?” Her mom was so confused we just died of laughter!