Me:Are you at the store yet?
Mom:I’m just getting a shopping fart!
Me: A shopping whatty?
Mom:I mean a shopping mart!
Me: You are buying a whole entire shopping mart!?
Mom: A SHOPPING CARTTTT!
So me and my cousins were playing jump rope and I wasn’t paying attention to them singing because a cute boy passed by us and him and his friends stopped to watch us but I ended up tripping over the rope and fell FLAT ON MY FACE! I ate the ground and the cute boy saw everything and busted out laughing. I was so embarrassed and stopped going to my cousins’ house for a while after that! 😹😹😹😹
When I was in the 7th grade, my teacher made us each write a mini newspaper full of events and such, and I decided to write out the horoscopes. So, me and my bestie were in the computer lab talking about who we liked, and I was talking about this kid from class, and typing out the horoscopes at the same time. Turns out that I typed everything I said to my friend about him in the paper on his birthday month! Everyone in class read their horoscopes and he read it out loud in front of his friends!
note to self- look when you type