A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
So I was in class with my best friend. My crush sits behind so it’s awkward everyday. So my friend was like, “are you going to tell him you like him?” I wanted to mentally hide. My crush then says “We all know who she likes,” (he is referring to a guy I used to like ). My friend then said, “Oh so you know that she likes…” I then covered her mouth before she said anything. I was mad at her for the rest of the day!
I was getting ready for a shower so I took off all my clothes in my room. I heard the door slam and suspected it was my brother who just came back from playing outside. I don’t care if my brother saw me so I walked to the bathroom butt naked. Half way there I realized that my crush was walking up the stairs to the bathroom. I quickly ran to a room and closed the door. I thought, “Why is my crush here? Did he see me naked?” I breathed in and out and realized I was on the other side of the front door- OUTSIDE! Even worse my brother’s friends were waiting outside for him to come back to play. I screamed and tried to think of this as just a bad dream.
So I was playing soccer with these boys, one of which looked EXACTLY like Harry Styles. I was wearing this strapless dress, which was a little bit too big. Mistake! I was kicking a goal and the goalie (Harry Styles guy) was looking at my chest with really wide eyes and I realized my dress had fallen down! Soooo embarrassing!
I was on the bus when I suddenly felt a fart, but we were on the bus. Luckily, the music was really loud and the beats rocked nuts. So, I decided to follow the beats and farted continiously and really loudly but the music coverd it up. When I got down from the bus, I noticed all eyes were on me…. And then I found out the music was from my ear-piece….