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The Resemblance is Uncanny




Porta Potty Puke

I was at a town carnival with my friends, including my crush. We were having a great time, but I had to excuse myself and I went to use the porta potty. Apparently, I forgot to turn the lock inside the porta potty, because my crush opened the door to see me hovering the grimy toilet seat, sweat running down my face, yelling “Push!” to myself. It appears as though this country has lost all meaning to the simple knock on the door. Needless to say, my crush never talks to me anymore, and when he and his friends walk by me, they cough push.

AHH! Stranger Danger!



So, my crush/best friend sits diagonal from me in my math class, and today he randomly turned around and winked at me. I furrowed my brow in a confused look while a tiny bit of color rose to his cheeks. He then said, “I’m joking, just kidding.” And then he turned around really fast. When he turned, a small smile came across my face and I continued to do my work.

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No Wonder!




My Ex Shows Up On My Date!

My ex bf, and my bf are very close! And a little TOO close! Whenever I have snuggle time with my bf, in the middle of the movie he comes and watches too, and my bf is like “Hey, so glad you came!” And even once when we were at a cafe together for a Valentine’s Day date and my ex was there when me and my bf were just getting our food. My ex was about to pull up a chair, when my bf said “Hey, Katie, I’m going to go watch a space movie with Brandon, Sorry I couldn’t stay long!” And he left me to pay! I was so mad!

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