A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
I was in gym class with this boy I realllllly liked. He was tall and cute with shaggy hair. Anyway, after we were done warming up, we had to take the sit up test and I asked him to be my partner so he could hold down my feet so it’ll be easier. I was around 30 sit ups when I felt a fart coming on. I was squeezing my butt cheeks in for dear life. After I felt the fart had passed, I released my cheeks. Then out of nowhere a loud fart blurted out into his face. Everyone was laughing and he was like “um did you just fart in my face”? Even my gym teacher was laughing. I don’t think I’ve ever felt more embarrassed than I did that day. I never lived that down. He barely talks to me anymore.
So I was looking in the mirror to fix my makeup in the bathroom at school when my crush walks in. It really scared me and I had a black smear across my face. I was like, why are you in the girl’s bathroom??? Turns out, I wasn’t looking at the door when I walked in!!