A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
I was on the bus when I suddenly felt a fart, but we were on the bus. Luckily, the music was really loud and the beats rocked nuts. So, I decided to follow the beats and farted continiously and really loudly but the music coverd it up. When I got down from the bus, I noticed all eyes were on me…. And then I found out the music was from my ear-piece….
When I was in Kindergarten, all the girls were playing tag including me. My friend was it and by accident she flipped my other friend’s skirt up, and they both started laughing. But then when I was it I thought it was funny that my friend’s skirt went up so I went after her and made her skirt go up again. This time she told on me! What can I say I was in Kindergarten!
So I was looking in the mirror to fix my makeup in the bathroom at school when my crush walks in. It really scared me and I had a black smear across my face. I was like, why are you in the girl’s bathroom??? Turns out, I wasn’t looking at the door when I walked in!!
I went to a sleepover on Friday and we stayed up till 5 o’clock in the morning, then my mom took me to my aunt’s house and spent the night there. My little cousin kept me up all night, but the thing is my aunt was at work so i was the only girl there in the morning so i had to change with my 4th grade cousin watching AND HES A BOY I’M 12 HES 9!!!! ( i had to change with him because the bathrooms were closed and i was going to be late for school ) but i was so tired i accidentally put my bra on the outside of my shirt but i wore a jacket so i didn’t know until i got to school and took off my jacket. all the boys were whistling at me but i didn’t know why. but then my friend stuck a note on my desk it said “Hey in and out look down at your shirt and run!!” I was so embarrassed i took off my bra right away then i ran as fast as i could with tears running down my face i stayed in the bathroom for hours.
My friend and I were at each others house with our twin dogs we bought together. We I got home I called my dog and he didn’t respond. Confused I look at the dog’s collar and read the name. It wasn’t my dog it was my friends. :O LOL
I was five and my mom and I were having a really fun day. We were recording videos. Then she had to go use the bathroom. Then I started to sing. I had no idea the video was still on until my mom pointed it out to me. Then we played it back, we laughed, and laughed.
I was buying clothes and I saw my dad paying so I quickly ran to the cash register and threw my clothes on the table. My (dad) looked at me and I then saw it wasn’t my dad! I quickly ran away. And I left my clothes there!
Me: Hey, Guess what happened today, It was hilarious.
Me: So my mom was yelling at me in the car and getting mad and stuff…
Me: I handed her a Snickersbar and said “You’re not you when your un-happy.” and my mom was laughing so hard that she had to stop the car!
Friend: I wish I was there in the car when that happened!