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Mom!

This is a text i got from my mom one day…..

Me:Are you at the store yet?
Mom:Yes,dear!
Mom:I’m just getting a shopping fart!
Me: A shopping whatty?
Mom:I mean a shopping mart!
Me: You are buying a whole entire shopping mart!?
Mom: Sigh
Mom: A SHOPPING CARTTTT!
Me: oh………

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DENIED!

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This Owner Isn't Getting His Sale!

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I Got It!

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This Shouldn't be So Hard

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Just Crawling Along

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I Have No Idea Who Ate the Bread...

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Fishy Gulper

One day when I was in the fifth grade we were doing Silent Reading. The classroom was so silent that you could hear the sound of somebody breathing. I got super thirsty so I grabbed my water bottle and sometimes I gulp really loud without noticing. So I’m gulping down my fresh cold water and heard myself gulping but I didn’t think about how loud it may have sounded. My friend Serena who sat in front of me had widened her eyes every time I gulped. So I stopped gulping, looked around and said “Uhmmm, what?” and everybody laughed at me and Serena said, “You gulped like a fish” and started laughing along with the rest of my class. I was called Fish the entire day. Talk about a “fishy” day!

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