A few days ago, I was listening to the radio and One Direction’s new song “Steal My Girl” came on for the first time ever. I started freaking out and yelling so much that my mom pulled the car over and made me walk the rest of the way to school!
So I was at my best friend’s house and I was sitting in her living room watching TV when I see something black move on my stomach and I look down it was a gigantic spider! I jumped up and started screaming loudly and it wouldn’t come off so I was jumping up and down at the same time asking Autumn-my best friend who is deathly afraid of spiders as well- to get it off me. So while I’m jumping up and down she’s looking at me like I’m crazy.
I finally get it off and run and hide behind her 6 foot something tall step dad and tears are in my eyes and he kills it. It made the most disgusting noise/crunch ever.
Oh yeah did I mention I HATE spiders?
So I was In my classroom and I didn’t realize my foot was near the floor where people would walk so I kept it out and when my crush was about to sit down I tripped him by accident! To make it all even worse, I just stared at him like “oops” and my bestie was like,“Why are you LOOKIN at your boyfriend? He’s ok!” So embarrassing!
So my mom and I were waiting on my dad to get to the house. I thought he wouldn’t be there for a while so I was singing my heart out to some songs when I turn around, my dad is right there. I never like singing in front of my dad and he saw all of it. So EMBARRASSING!
In class, I can keep a water bottle on my desk. Mine is plastic, and has a built in straw. One time when I went to get a drink, (my cup must have been upside-down) a whole bunch of water came out of my straw and spilt all over the desk and floor! Everyone was staring!
One day, I was walking from lunch with some friends. My crush was in front of us so I thought maybe I could impress him by jumping up some of the stairs like his friends. As I was going up the stairs, I tripped and fell backwards and everyone was laughing!! Talk about an embarrassing moment.
I was in school and I was wearing a skirt but it was tucked into my underwear in the back and when I walked up to the teacher’s desk, everyone including my crush saw my Hello Kitty undies! It was horrifying!
I was with my friends at the mall and we saw my crush in a different store and to be funny they started screaming his name from across the mall. He heard them, but so did a mall cop! The lady came over to us and started yelling at us to keep our voices down and my crush saw the whole thing! It was humiliating and now every time he sees me he always goes “shhhhh!”
So one day at school, we were playing steal the bacon with kids and a teacher.There was some Bees flying around.The teacher was running away then he told us he was allergic to bees. My friend told him there was a bee next to him so the teacher then bent down to avoid it and ended up ripping his pants!