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Fabulous Fall!

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Logic in Songs

Girl on fire: “this girl is on fire!” yet you’re still singning.
Dark horse: " ‘cause I’m comin’ at ya like a dark horse…" light horses run the same way.
I knew you were trouble: “I knew you were trouble when you walked in..” yet I still dated you.
Grenade. “I’d catch a grenade for ya…” um… do you KNOW what a grenade is?!

HAHA!

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That Awkward Moment..

That Awkward Moment when you’re singing a One Direction Song and your Boyfriend sings the lyrics. You stop singing to let him have his big moment..

We Can't Stop Laughing!

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How Are You?

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Pucker Up Fail

My boyfriend and I decided to plan our first date to the movies. My friends kept convincing me to surprise him with our first kiss. To me, I thought, This is it…THE BIG MOMENT. I put on Cherry Lip gloss, and got some mouth wash. I made sure my breath smelt minty. When we went on a double date, we had our arms wrapped around each other. I knew, it was time. I leaned in for a kiss, and waited for him to kiss me back. All he did was kiss me on the cheek..I gave him a weird look. He just shrugged and said, “What?” My friend just burst out laughing. I just sat back and watched the movie.. no first kiss for me..

Win!

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Well That Just Happened...

I told my friends about my crush. And as soon as I told them they started singing Danielle has crush on (crushe’s name). They sang it over and over again getting louder, and that when my crush walked by… My crush has not talked to me since.

Rugrats at Coachella!

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Funny Right Now On 4TNZ!

So True!

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Potanic!

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#ThatAkwardMoment

That awkward moment when you have to cough in a class of silence…

Free Hugs

One of my friends came up to me and said hi while bringing out her arm like she wanted a hug, so I hugged her. But I figured out she really was handing out her hand to someone I didn’t know.

Me Everytime

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The Weasel Problem

So my dad told me to send his boss a funny text calling him a nickname he made up. So I do, but I accidentally send it to the wrong person. I called some random person in the world a weasel. I hope I never meet that person….

Um... You?

That awkward moment when your crush asks you who you like.

Texan Money

At school we got a new student from Texas. I was sitting next to my crush at lunch and the Texas kid was over a few people across from us. He was asking people around him if they wanted $20. I didn’t want to get in trouble and said no. Then I asked, “Why are you even trying to make people take the money?” Then my crush said “it’s Texan money. It only works in Texas.” I believed him and gave him a kind of confused look and said “oh…” then he was like, “I’m joking! There’s no such thing as Texan money!” I felt so stupid!

We Volunteer!

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Mother Mix Up

Once after ballet I was going into the waiting room to wait and I sat down, next to a different girl’s mom! I got so embarrassed!

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