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Epic Fail

After school, there was this place called the zone. and lots of people went to it. I decided I would go to use the computers and hang out with my friends. When we all got to the computer lab, I saw my crush so I tried to act cool. My friends and I sat down at the computers behind him and I got on Netflix to watch some anime that I wanted to show my friend. I loved watching anime, but when I watch anime shows, I tend to giggle a high pitched noise when ever there is a funny part. I was so busy trying to act cool for my crush that when it started, I giggled really loudly and every one stared at me. Then to make matters worse, my crush made a really funny joke about it and when I laughed, I snorted. When we left the computer room, I fell on face and my crush tripped and fell next to me and landed on his face and got a bloody nose. it was so embarrassing!!!

Mall Cop Ain't Got No Love

I was with my friends at the mall and we saw my crush in a different store and to be funny they started screaming his name from across the mall. He heard them, but so did a mall cop! The lady came over to us and started yelling at us to keep our voices down and my crush saw the whole thing! It was humiliating and now every time he sees me he always goes “shhhhh!”

Cheer me on!

So, at my school, I’m on the cheerleading squad and at my school every month we have this celebration assembly thing where they hand out certificates for character traits and stuff. One time when we performed, I forgot my sweater up at the front. So, I walked up in front of the whole school, looking like the most forgetful person in the world, to get my sweater. And as I’m speed walking back to my class, dragging my sweater, I trip over the arm and land flat on my face and almost start crying! But I held it in so that I wouldn’t embarrass myself. But I had done a pretty good job of that already!

The fall. #EMBARASSING

One day at school, I was walking between two tables and there were backpacks on the chairs. I ended up tripping over a backpack as I was walking cause it was on the ground and my crush was sitting at one of the tables that was in view of my falling! After class, I said hi to him and brought up how embarrassing that was when I fell and he just laughed and my face looked so panicked when I fell!

Embrassing Heights!

At our school, we still have monkey bars, and well let’s just say I’m not much of a back flipper. One day, I saw my crush there on top of the monkey bars so I started to be a big show off and said “I am a expert at this, watch this.” I went up on the monkey bars and went down the pole, wacking my head on the pole and totally face planted on the bare sand! Still even today he brings this up how funny it looked when I fell. So embarrassing!

Mall Madness

Its was my friend, Bethany’s birthday. So her and I went to the mall and met up with some friends to do a scavenger hunt that her mom had put together. One of the things we had to do was go to a store and try on crazy, silly shorts and walk around the store barefoot. While we were there doing that I saw my crush! He walked up to me with his friends, and they were all staring at me. They then asked me what I was doing walking around in shorts with a tag on them and with no shoes. I told him it was a scavenger hunt and he just laughed at me! It was so embarrassing!

Bee ATTACK!

So my crush likes to do daring things like jump off a cliff into a lake 50Ft deep, or bite into ice cream, stuff like that. One time, we were hanging out and he dared me to try and catch a bee. I agreed and thought to myself “Perfect, this is my chance to impress him.” I went outside and chased a bee and ultimately caught it, but what I didn’t realize what that the bee was right next to it’s hive and hundreds of angry bees started chasing me. I made it inside with only two stings but I am petrified of bees now AND I totally blew it with my crush.

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