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Exam

Me before exam: eh i know this, i’ll do fine in exam
Me a day before exam: – video games – facebook – twitter – social “life” -
Me during exam: OMG what? – looks around for answer – i’m gonna die!!!
Me after exam: huh well at least it’s over, i know i did well in the exam. OR my mom is gonna kill me! >.<

Fail

When you call your boyfriend your ex’s name

Um no

My mom was yelling at me on the car ride home from soccer. The reason why she was so upset was because she had to use the bathroom and was waiting for over an hour. So as she was complaining i turned to her and said. Mom, that sounds like a you problem. I’m grounded… for two weeks and I can’t have my phone. It was worth it though!

Valentine Woes

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I Don't Listen

When your teacher calls your name in class and your just like, “wait, I was supposed to be listening?”

Football Fail

I was on my way home from church when my mom started lecturing me about something I couldn’t even remember I did. I thought to myself “Gosh she’s always lecturing me” and I was… I guess you could say “a little annoyed” so when I got out of the car I picked up my brother’s football and threw it at her car just for it to bounce right back off and hit me square in the face and fall backwards. Everyone laughed at me while I stormed into the house.

LIKE If You Look Like This During Exams!

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What's Divergent

Friends: Omg Divergent is awesome
Older Sister: Yes I finally got Divergent
Me: I got the Hunger Games series and I saw the movie, does that count?

The Rings

About a week ago, my friend and I were on the rings at the school playground. I was trying this thing where you toss the rings up so that they spin around the top bar and stay halfway up. Then you do a flip. I went up the ladder and went to grab the other ring, then I heard this yell from behind me! I missed the ring and fell on my ankle. It became sprained. The worst part is, my crush was there to see the whole thing! He was just staring at me after like I was stupid. By far one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.

I Thought He Knew

So I have a crush on this guy and his friend told me that he knew, so on a field trip I asked. “You don’t like me do you?” and he had no idea what I was talking about so I asked him if he liked me like I liked him and it turns out he didn’t know I liked him. We didn’t talk for a while after that.