1 year ago

“I Barfed Right In His Hair!”

Two weeks ago, this really hot guy named Corey who goes to my school asked me to visit him at his parent’s summer home near Martha's Vineyard. Awesome right?

Well, it was…except for the fact that we had to ride on a ferry and I TOTALLY get seasick.

It didn’t help that I was nervous to begin with, but once those waves started bouncing the boat up and down, I was in major trouble.

I did my best to hold it in, but it was no use. Just as Corey bent down to tie his shoelaces near the railing of the boat, I hurled...right on top of his head!

I was so mortified that I just took the next ferry back (and called my rents to pick me up), while Corey ran off to the nearest bathroom to de-pukeify himself with tons of paper towels and water.

I haven't hung out with Corey since. But now whenever his friends see me around, they call me “Chunks!”

 
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omg!! that is embarassing..i feel sorry for u

 
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my best friend throw up on me in the middle of class and i was so lucky to have an extra pair of pants in my locker

 
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that happened 2 me before

 
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i agree wit kgal364. JERKS!

 
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His friends are jerks. And if he REALLY liked you he would see past the whole nasty puke thing.

 
 
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ok that must suck

 
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OK ILL DO IT (THE NAME IS CHRISTIAN) OMG, this is a true thing that happens! It's not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crush's name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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OK ILL DO IT (THE NAME IS CHRISTIAN) OMG, this is a true thing that happens! It's not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crush's name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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i cant stand seeing people puking!!! blah!

 
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I would puke myself if i got puked on!

 
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omg that nasty

 
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EWWWWWWWWWWW!

 
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eeeeewwwwww!!!!!!! gross!!!!!!

 
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you should have puked in the water, not on his head! ur love life is OVER!

 
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well that not nice to call you names and is this true it happen to sometimes to but i barf in the tolet or a boucket and i take grafel well bye you should try it

 
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turn around!!!! werent u at the edge of it like near the water

 
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i agree wit jacobblack

 
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you should have puked in the water, not on his head! ur love life is OVER!

 
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yaa i fell grossed out

 
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It's not your fault. You should have said that you get sea sick.

 
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Aww that sux.....

 
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Ouch. Still, if he was a nice guy he would still go out w/ u. So seriously, hes a jerk anyway. Better 2 find out now, then l8r.

 
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hey its fine, at least u know that his friends r jerks and not 2 date them, but i c y u didnt go 2 a bathroom, ur 1 time w/ him u want 2 spend it with him, but well.... im srry but i dont think u really can go out with him n e more not a big chance

 
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There's a little thing called THE SIDE OF THE BOAT which is where you're supposed to lean when you feel sick so that you don't puke on hot guys.

 
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you should have hurled over the side

 
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ew yeah you prolly should ran to the bathroom whewn you felt sick

 
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hey, dont be rude fruit salad!

 
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THERE'S SUCH THINGS AS MOTION SICKNESS PILLS, STUPID!

 
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wow i'm glad i don't get seasick, air sick, car sick, or anything like that....or at least while i'm around a hottie....but why didn't u go to the bathroom when u started to feel sick...u could have let it out in their

 
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grosss he only used paper towels and water ewww..

 
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OMG im so sry!

 
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omg that happened to me 2 it was so horrible but it was on my dads boss! he invited us to go on a boat outting with him and omg the had the floors with the cracks in them and omg i got so sick... my dad didn't get a raise

 
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i feel sry for u :(

 
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EW DUDE, THAT SUCKS FOR YOU ! EW THATS JUST GROSS. woow, you shoulda barfed outside of it wow EWWW. thats heluh sad for him, wth, ew id get heluh mad

 
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EWWWWWWWWWWW

 
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freewebs.com/3252me

 
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omg chunks? hes not mad though right?

 
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chunks??? cmon, even i can come up with a worse name.!!!!

 
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why didnt u just bark off the side of the ferry and tell him u get sea sick?

 
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thats disgusting i wold barf myself if i had barf in my hair..

 
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ewww!chunks is the worst thing u could ever be called

 
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it happens to everybody but why dont you try to apoligize explain what happen and hang out again?

 
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my gosh! it was an accident! y wont he hang out with u anymore???? jerk

 
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haha ya you should totally find out what makes him sick then make fun of him.

 
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ya its not like he never puked before.

 
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ew that sux but he shouldnt have made fun of you. he was the one that brought you on da boat because he liked you. just cuz you puked doesn't mean ur not cool anymore. hes a jerk.

 
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wel notin u can do bout dat i guess [lol]

 
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I am soooooo sorry!

 
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when you gotta puke, you gotta puke

 
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that sux, but at least he asked you to his parents house!!!!

 
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