7 months ago

4TNZ Hottie Tourney Winner Announced!

Well 4TNZers, you've spoken (or, well, clicked), and we've got announcement that is sure to make your raise the hair on your neck (hint, hint).

The winner of our first annual 4TNZ March Madness Hottie Tourney, with 7825 votes is...

(This is us keeping you in suspense...)

America's hottest (and coldest!) vampire, Robert Pattinson!

R-Patz beat out Nick Jonas, 58% to 42%. The JoBro put up a brave effort, but seriously, it's tough to "out hot" the British blood sucker.

So congrats to you, Rob, and to everyone (all zillion of you!) who voted!

And keep your head up, Nick. Call us next week, and we'll still scream on the phone as if you're the only hottie in the world. What? Is that weird?

This isn't American Idol or anything. Everyone's a winner!

Maybe Nick could take some solace in our BRAND NEW FEATURE called Sux 4 Me, where people get to submit their most embarrassing, funniest or suckiest stories from their own lives.

Click here to check it out: SUX 4 ME.

His would go something like, "OMG! I lost to a freakin' vampire in the 4TNZ Hottie Tournament. Sux 4 Me."

 
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TAYLOR SHOULDA WON! ARE PPL CRAZY! HOW IS ROB HOTTER THAN TAYLOR??? HES NOT!! AND I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YUO ANONYMOUS UNDER TWILIGHTLOVER198! TAYLOR IS THE ONE WHO IS THE HOTTEST OUT OF THESE PPL! NOT ROB! IF THERE WAS A CONTEST TO SEE WHO WAS THE UGLIEST, ROB WOULD BE IT!!!!!

 
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TAYLOR SHOULDA WON! ARE PPL CRAZY! HOW IS ROB HOTTER THAN TAYLOR??? HES NOT!! AND I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YUO ANONYMOUS UNDER TWILIGHTLOVER198! TAYLOR IS THE ONE WHO IS THE HOTTEST OUT OF THESE PPL! NOT ROB! IF THERE WAS A CONTEST TO SEE WHO WAS THE UGLIEST, ROB WOULD BE IT!!!!!

 
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When he washes his hair, I'll consider his winning...

 
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TAYLOR SHUDA WON!!!

 
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I don't see what is so hot about Robert. He only poses with his mouth open in a "durrrr" face. He's always messing with that disgusting greasy hair of his. Okay, not looks related, but he smokes, he drinks, he constantly proposes to random people, etc. etc. etc.

 
 
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this was no question! rpattz is hott

 
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totally agreeing with midnite!!

 
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NT FAIR TAYLOR LAUTNER SHOULD OF WON HES WAYY BETTER THAN ROB WHO HAS TO WEAR MAKEUP TO LOOK GOOD TEAM JACOB./TEAM RENESMEE 4EVA.

 
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NO FAIR!!! NICK SHOULD HAVE WON HES WAY HOTTER THAN ROB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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ugh well of COURSE they ppl would vote HIM the winner. ppl think he is soooooo cute even my mom and sisters do! officialy lost respect bcuz of that. *shudder*

 
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and also Taylor lautner is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter that Rpatz , like 483483483483483 much HOTTER !!!!! and NICK JONAS SHOULD HAVE WON!!!!!!! HE IS THE HOTTEST EVER ION THIS ENTIRE PLANET !!!!! LOVE U NICK <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

 
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO NICK JONAS MUST BE THE WINNER !!!!!! THIS IS SO FRAKIN WRONG !!!!! NICK JONAS IS THE HOTTEST EVER <3<3<3<3I LOVE HIM THE MOST IN THE WORLD <3

 
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I KNOW Tilight_luv105.jacob TAYLOR SHOULD HAVE WON!ยจ*Tear*

 
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NO! TAYLOR IS WAYYY HOTTER THAN THEM BOTH! i was seriously surprised that taylor didnt even get to the top two. im so pissed. . .

 
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um i love nick and rob they r so hot but c'mon nick is so much hotter sorry rob nick beats u by so much

 
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yah rob pattz!i love you i am a huge fan!

 
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taylor lautner shuda won!!!!!!

 
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neither do i

 
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i do not think rob is hot

 
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ROB T. PATZ :D :D :D :D

 
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taylor should have totally won he's way hotter than robert as a matter of fact he's the hottest guy in the world!!!!!!!!!!!;)

 
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Rob is really cool but i think taylor should have hes sooooo..... cute!!!

 
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I totally knew he was going to win.A lot of people like him.

 
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Nick is Hotter. End of conversation. lolz

 
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i dont think hes all that cute, except for in those airbrushed and posed pictures where they tweak it on computers. but his eyes are pretty, but jackraths and kellans and taylors are better.

 
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nick is hotter thanpatt

 
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and also nick is not ugly.Why would u say that.it's horrible what u said.ugghh

 
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You guys face it I bet none of u will be his future husband.he'll probably marry a girl that doesnt just like him because he is "hot"or just for money because they love him for him.

 
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everyone keeps saying r-patz is there future husband.face it.none if us will ever meet him. by the way nick is ugly

 
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rober vs nick? really that's o obviaslly

 
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Mrs.Edward.RPattz,you have yo meet him first... ROBERT PATTINSON = 1,000,00000 ON THE HOTNESS SCALE!

 
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You wish his was ur future husbund, his mine. NEVER FORGET THAT ANY OF YOU. HE IS MY FUTURE HUSBUND SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH YAY, GOOD 4 YOU MY FUTURE HUBBY!!!!!

 
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YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!! MY FUTURE HUSBUND WON!!!!!!!!!

 
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Robert is one of teh hottest men i've ever seen

 
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Robert is one of teh hottest men i've ever seen

 
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YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY AYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!

 
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WHOEVER VOTED 4 JOE OVER KEVIN, IS NOT GOIN' 2 HEAVEN!!!!!!

 
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WHOEVER VOTED 4 JOE OVER KEVIN, IS NOT GOIN' 2 HEAVEN!!!!!!

 
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WHOEVER VOTED 4 JOE OVER KEVIN, IS NOT GOIN' 2 HEAVEN!!!!!!

 
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WHOEVER VOTED 4 JOE OVER KEVIN, IS NOT GOIN' 2 HEAVEN!!!!!!

 
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WHOEVER VOTED 4 JOE OVER KEVIN, IS NOT GOIN' 2 HEAVEN!!!!!!

 
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WHOEVER VOTED 4 JOE OVER KEVIN, IS NOT GOIN' 2 HEAVEN!!!!!!

 
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WHOEVER VOTED 4 JOE OVER KEVIN, IS NOT GOIN' 2 HEAVEN!!!!!!

 
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WHOEVER VOTED 4 JOE OVER KEVIN, IS NOT GOIN' 2 HEAVEN!!!!!!

 
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WHOEVER VOTED 4 JOE OVER KEVIN, IS NOT GOIN' 2 HEAVEN!!!!!!

 
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WHOEVER VOTED 4 JOE OVER KEVIN, IS NOT GOIN' 2 HEAVEN!!!!!!

 
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yesssssssssssss!! jobrofan4ever, wtf?? nick is soo ugly along with the other jobros! and they sukk, worst band ever(if thats wat u wanna call them)

 
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yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeessssssssssssssss

 
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fair enough, i guess.

 
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Josh Farro is the freakin hottest okay if he still had his long hair he would've won like THAT. But Rob is a lot better looking than Nick.

 
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