4TNZ Hottie Tourney Winner Announced!

Well 4TNZers, you've spoken (or, well, clicked), and we've got announcement that is sure to make your raise the hair on your neck (hint, hint).

The winner of our first annual 4TNZ March Madness Hottie Tourney, with 7825 votes is...

(This is us keeping you in suspense...)

America's hottest (and coldest!) vampire, Robert Pattinson!

R-Patz beat out Nick Jonas, 58% to 42%. The JoBro put up a brave effort, but seriously, it's tough to "out hot" the British blood sucker.

So congrats to you, Rob, and to everyone (all zillion of you!) who voted!

And keep your head up, Nick. Call us next week, and we'll still scream on the phone as if you're the only hottie in the world. What? Is that weird?

This isn't American Idol or anything. Everyone's a winner!

Maybe Nick could take some solace in our BRAND NEW FEATURE called Sux 4 Me, where people get to submit their most embarrassing, funniest or suckiest stories from their own lives.

Click here to check it out: SUX 4 ME.

His would go something like, "OMG! I lost to a freakin' vampire in the 4TNZ Hottie Tournament. Sux 4 Me."