1 year ago
Actress Gets Dissed By Her Fan!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A "gummy" bear
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ACTRESS: Have you ever seen me on T.V.?
FAN: On and off.
ACTRESS: How did you like me?
FAN: Off.
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What is a tornado?
Mother nature doing the twist!
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LADY: Come on John, you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for school.
JOHN: Ahh do I have to? All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too.
LADY: Yes, you do have to.
JOHN: Give me a good reason.
LADY: You're 44 and you're the principal!
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Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing!
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A man called 911 and said, "Someone come quick! My wife fell asleep on the couch with her mouth open and a mouse ran down her throat!"
The operator replied, "Calm down, sir. Wave a piece of cheese over her mouth and maybe the mouse will come out. An ambulance is on the way."
When the ambulance arrived, the EMT found the man waving a fish over his wife's mouth.
"What on earth are you doing?" exclaimed the EMT. "Didn't the 911 operator tell you to wave a piece of cheese over your wife's mouth?"
"Yes," the man replied. "But I gotta get the cat out first."
the principal one is hilariouz
i love the last one and the principal 1
some were good
i don't get the actress and fan 1
there r terrible. ur 44 and ur hte princple.?
those r suprising ly good
They were good
A man called 911 and said, "Someone come quick! My wife fell asleep on the couch with her mouth open and a mouse ran down her throat!" The operator replied, "Calm down, sir. Wave a piece of cheese over her mouth and maybe the mouse will come out. An ambulance is on the way." When the ambulance arrived, the EMT found the man waving a fish over his wife's mouth. "What on earth are you doing?" exclaimed the EMT. "Didn't the 911 operator tell you to wave a piece of cheese over your wife's mouth?" "Yes," the man replied. "But I gotta get the cat out first."ha thats funny
i luv it all... uma go copy it...its 2 funny
lol ya i agree w/skinee
haaa
the principal one was funny so was the last one
lol i like thelast one:P
they were all funny except #1 and tornado 1
g2g my toast needs butter
hahahah
Lol I love the principal one is funny, and the last one too!
i liked the fifth one!
Ya I know. It's so funny! I'm going to tell that one (4th one) to my principal tomorrow.
The fourth one was rich. :D
lmao luv the last one
i like the princibal one more lol!i didnt get the salad on
the fan one was about a fan and he said to her tht he has seen her on and off and she asked how he liked her and he said off like a fan on the roof or something...get it lol(nickjonaslover)
totally funny
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i dont get the 1 about the actress and the fan. but i like all the other ones
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HAHAHAHA LOL
lol=D
lol
i like the fourth one but the second one i don't get.
good
lol the last 1 waz good
me is the first comment and that is so funny!!!!
yay first comment!!!!
whats 44 got to do with it?
LOL!!FIRST COMMENT!
haha. yay 1st comment!
First, HA!