1 year ago

Are U Taylor's Secret Soulmate?

1. Hiya! Do you know karate?

  • No. But I can still kick butt.
  • A little bit. I watch a LOT of kung fu movies.
  • Oh yeah. I'll be a black belt one day!

2. Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

  • Cat! So cuddly.
  • I can go either way.
  • Woof woof, baby!

3. Do you dig guys who love their bod?

  • It's a little narcissistic.
  • As long as they have a good one!
  • Oh yeah!

4. How do you feel about guys with tans?

  • Prefer pale vampire types.
  • A little color never hurt.
  • The tanner the better!

5. Tell the truth: Team Jacob or Edward?

  • Edward all the way.
  • Neutral!
  • Jacob, I swear!

6. Would you mind cleaning up hairballs from your bf?

  • Ewww!!!
  • Are they soggy?
  • I would LOVE to!

YOU'LL DEF BE CLOSE!

You may not be a PERFECT match for Tay-Laut, necessarily. But that doesn't mean you can't hang with him! In fact, you guys could form a really close bond. As long as he doesn't slobber on you after he goes wolfy.

HE WOULD HOWL FOR YOU!

Jacob Black himself would definitely have the hots for you! (Sorry, Bella.) You dig his extreme loyalty (and of course his awesome pecs). And best of all, you'd be instantly in with the whole Twilight and New Moon posse. Awwwwooooo!!!

HE'S YOURS 4EVER!!!

OMG, Stephenie Meyer needs to write a sequel that just focuses on the love affair between you and Jacob. Becuz Taylor Lautner's totally your main man!!! We hope Bella isn't jealous. But if she is, tough noogies. You the girl now, dog!

 

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