11 months ago

Are You A Bee-otch?

1. Are you as sweet as honey?

  • Sweeter. I give people cavities!
  • Tad bitter, depending on my mood.
  • More like Sour Patch Kids.

2. When someone calls you out, your first react is to:

  • Take a deep breath and let go... of their hair.
  • Think of the best "Yo momma" joke possible.
  • Nobody ever calls me out. They know better than that!

3. Another girl says they're crushin' on your man. You...

  • Say, "That's cool. Plenty to go around!"
  • Silently fume inside like an overcooked Hot Pocket.
  • Actually throw an overcooked Hot Pocket at them.

4. A classmate has been giving you bad buzz in school. Time to:

  • Confront them nicely about it (KARMA is the REAL bee-otch).
  • Plot to buzz them right back.
  • Give them a buzz cut.

5. Do you ever talk smack about people behind their backs?

  • Nu huh. Just say no to smack!
  • Only if they did it first (sneaky smack attack!)
  • Define "smack." Is that the same as trash?

6. How sharp is your stinger?

  • Not sharp at all. More bootylicious.
  • A little pointy. But I only use it in emergencies.
  • Stand back, baby, unless you want to get stung!

SWEET AS HONEY!

Who says you're a bee-otch? Not us! Everybody calls you "honey" because of your sweet personality. And, even if someone's bugging you, you can brush them off without squashing them like a gnat. Bzzz!

TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!

Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE!

Bee-otch? No way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The Queen has arrived!

 
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more like a queen bee!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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I love #3 actually throw an over cooked hot pocket at them!ROTFLOL

 
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SWEET AS HONEY! Who says you're a bee-otch? Not us! Everybody calls you "honey" because of your sweet personality. And, even if someone's bugging you, you can brush them off without squashing them like a gnat. Bzzz!

 
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Mizz Awesome! ;)

 
 
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watev

 
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so sweet!

 
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yea bitches i'm da qween bee oh yea

 
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Queen Bee. Watch it drone, I'll kick ur stinger

 
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im sweet as honey anybody wanna taste jkkk lol

 
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im sweet as honey anybody wanna taste jkkk lol

 
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Hello, Mizz Awesome lol

 
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YAY IM QUEEN BEE.NOW GO GET ME A HONEY SMOOTHIE

 
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I'M SOOOOOO NOT A BEE-OTCH!

 
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Im Totally Buzzworthy!! :)

 
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this sux!!!

 
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Mizz Awesome! with a hint of sting!

 
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I am totally a Queen Bee! The quiz was right.

 
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My friend toke the test and she is"TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY" I'm not sure about the Mizz Awesome thing going on there. (Bee-cause I am)

 
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"TOTALLY BLAMEWORTHY!" Yes call me Mizz Awesome! Bee-cause I'm Not A BEE-OUTCH!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

 
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Ima Queen Bee I RULZ the hive!!!!!!!!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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queen bee

 
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Totes buzzworthy :)

 
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more like a gueen bee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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i got toally buzzworthy...i didn't expect that :P

 
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im totally buzzworthy i stick up for my friends and myself i let things go but do something about it

 
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TOTTALY BUZZWORTHY!!!

 
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sweet as honey...duhh

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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hey ppl watch out

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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im totally buzzworthy yea!!

 
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i know

 
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awesome Cari_Black I know you bestie

 
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im sweet as honey!!!!!!!

 
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im sweet as honey!!!!!!!

 
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im sweet as honey!!!!!!!

 
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i love this test

 
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awomse im a queen of the hive coooool im a bee-otch

 
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thats the sighn from transformers on the black and yellow car

 
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THEY'RE JELLIN' LIKE MAGELLAN Yep, you've got it all: Looks, brains, talent. So it's everybody else's problem if they can't handle that! Don't worry about the green-eyed monster (that's "Envy," btw). It's all bark and no bite! That is SOO like me!!=}

 
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this iz totally true about me

 
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yup

 
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im sweet as honey! =]

 
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MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE!

 
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Totally Buzz buzzworthy