11 months ago

Are You A Bee-otch?

1. Are you as sweet as honey?

  • Sweeter. I give people cavities!
  • Tad bitter, depending on my mood.
  • More like Sour Patch Kids.

2. When someone calls you out, your first react is to:

  • Take a deep breath and let go... of their hair.
  • Think of the best "Yo momma" joke possible.
  • Nobody ever calls me out. They know better than that!

3. Another girl says they're crushin' on your man. You...

  • Say, "That's cool. Plenty to go around!"
  • Silently fume inside like an overcooked Hot Pocket.
  • Actually throw an overcooked Hot Pocket at them.

4. A classmate has been giving you bad buzz in school. Time to:

  • Confront them nicely about it (KARMA is the REAL bee-otch).
  • Plot to buzz them right back.
  • Give them a buzz cut.

5. Do you ever talk smack about people behind their backs?

  • Nu huh. Just say no to smack!
  • Only if they did it first (sneaky smack attack!)
  • Define "smack." Is that the same as trash?

6. How sharp is your stinger?

  • Not sharp at all. More bootylicious.
  • A little pointy. But I only use it in emergencies.
  • Stand back, baby, unless you want to get stung!

SWEET AS HONEY!

Who says you're a bee-otch? Not us! Everybody calls you "honey" because of your sweet personality. And, even if someone's bugging you, you can brush them off without squashing them like a gnat. Bzzz!

TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!

Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE!

Bee-otch? No way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The Queen has arrived!

 
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Totally Buzz buzzworthy

 
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sweet as honey (:

 
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Totally buzzworthy

 
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Totally buzzworthy! That is soo true but not al the time! ;)

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!well,i guess i can be a bee-otch sometimes.

 
 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY YUP THERE RIGHT

 
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well in not bee-otch but i tell it like it iz!!!!! oh yeah!

 
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i'm a queen bee yeah bet you didn't see that one comin'

 
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hahaha i am a queen bee!!! in y'alls FACE!!!!! <3

 
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im sweet as honey

 
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im sweet as honey

 
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i thought i was a bitch lol ....then i got buzzworthy[bad test results]

 
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omg, dont u know im bitchy? lol (i got buzzworthy)

 
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SWEET AS HONEY BABE!

 
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sweet as honey :)

 
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i is tha kween b in dis beeotch

 
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Queen bee Baaybee!! LOL

 
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Totally Buzzworthy ;)

 
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MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE

 
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Queen bee baby

 
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totally buzzworthy ;D awsome

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!!!!!!!!

 
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I'm QUEEN BEE!! it's SOOO True!!!!!!!!!>.

 
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honey.....u so sweet.....

 
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SWEET AS HONEY! Who says you're a bee-otch? Not us! Everybody calls you "honey" because of your sweet personality. And, even if someone's bugging you, you can brush them off without squashing them like a gnat. Bzzz!

 
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sweet as honey...ya

 
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SWEET AS HONEY! Who says you're a bee-otch? Not us! Everybody calls you "honey" because of your sweet personality. And, even if someone's bugging you, you can brush them off without squashing them like a gnat. Bzzz!

 
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MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE! Bee-otch? No way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The Queen has arrived!

 
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buzz worthy and very true

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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totaly buzz worthy!Im not a bad person so it was rite for me

 
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totaly buzz worthy!Im not a bad person so it was rite for me

 
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Totally Buzzworthy!!!And proud of it!!!Hey, you betta back off if it comes to my man,my rep,or my hair!!!!!

 
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Totally Buzzworthy

 
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queen bee... I GONNA THROW A HOT POCKET AT U lol

 
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sweet as honey

 
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sweet as hunny ha!

 
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Totally Buzzworthy! Come on, if i was a bitch then I would have been informed!

 
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totally buzzworthy.if i really was a bitch someone wouldve tole me by now

 
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Totally Buzzworthy, i guess thats not good.

 
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SWEET AS HONEY! Who says you're a bee-otch? Not us! Everybody calls you "honey" because of your sweet personality. And, even if someone's bugging you, you can brush them off without squashing them like a gnat. Bzzz!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTY

 
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bee-otches you better be ready cuz here comes the QUEEN BEE

 
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i am sweet as honey

 
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IM TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY

 
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SWEET AS HONET

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
 

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