11 months ago

Are You A Bee-otch?

1. Are you as sweet as honey?

  • Sweeter. I give people cavities!
  • Tad bitter, depending on my mood.
  • More like Sour Patch Kids.

2. When someone calls you out, your first react is to:

  • Take a deep breath and let go... of their hair.
  • Think of the best "Yo momma" joke possible.
  • Nobody ever calls me out. They know better than that!

3. Another girl says they're crushin' on your man. You...

  • Say, "That's cool. Plenty to go around!"
  • Silently fume inside like an overcooked Hot Pocket.
  • Actually throw an overcooked Hot Pocket at them.

4. A classmate has been giving you bad buzz in school. Time to:

  • Confront them nicely about it (KARMA is the REAL bee-otch).
  • Plot to buzz them right back.
  • Give them a buzz cut.

5. Do you ever talk smack about people behind their backs?

  • Nu huh. Just say no to smack!
  • Only if they did it first (sneaky smack attack!)
  • Define "smack." Is that the same as trash?

6. How sharp is your stinger?

  • Not sharp at all. More bootylicious.
  • A little pointy. But I only use it in emergencies.
  • Stand back, baby, unless you want to get stung!

SWEET AS HONEY!

Who says you're a bee-otch? Not us! Everybody calls you "honey" because of your sweet personality. And, even if someone's bugging you, you can brush them off without squashing them like a gnat. Bzzz!

TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!

Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE!

Bee-otch? No way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The Queen has arrived!

 
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I got TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! he he he..........

 
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SWEET AS HONEY! Who says you're a bee-otch? Not us! Everybody calls you "honey" because of your sweet personality. And, even if someone's bugging you, you can brush them off without squashing them like a gnat. Bzzz!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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QUEEN BEE!!!!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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SWEET AS HONEY! Who says you're a bee-otch? Not us! Everybody calls you "honey" because of your sweet personality. And, even if someone's bugging you, you can brush them off without squashing them like a gnat. Bzzz!

 
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"SWEET AS HONEY! Who says you're a bee-otch? Not us! Everybody calls you "honey" because of your sweet personality. And, even if someone's bugging you, you can brush them off without squashing them like a gnat. Bzzz!" well, yeah. I'm that. :)

 
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im a bi-otch! and proud if it lollz

 
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MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE! hahaha :-D

 
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im a freaking bi-otch! not a """"queen bee""""

 
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im a freaking bi-otch! not a """"queen bee""""

 
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Totally Buzz Worthy thats what im talkin about!!!

 
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Totally Buzzworthy :D:D

 
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SWEET AS HONEY! yea bby!

 
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i am TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!

 
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SWEET AS HONEY! Who says you're a bee-otch? Not us! Everybody calls you "honey" because of your sweet personality. And, even if someone's bugging you, you can brush them off without squashing them like a gnat. Bzzz! Uuh yeah, I've been called a Bee-Otch b4, they're not my frend nemore, no wait, they were my frenemy, now they're just my enemy, duh.

 
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im buzzworthy

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome! yay that's me totally!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome

 
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I'm a bee-otch

 
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Totally Buzzworthy.

 
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I'm Totally Buzzworthy...

 
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SWEET AS HONEY!!!!

 
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Dear, selena I love your songs you are very very pretty and also that some time we can meet face to face In person then I would be SO SO SO SO HAPPY please call at 360 862 8135 Love,Delaney cummins

 
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ok now i got the queen bee!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome! wanted to be the Queen Bee cuz i know i am.

 
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not rude honest lolz

 
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not rude honest lolz

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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QUEEN BEE!!! OH YEAH!!! TOTALLY ME!!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! I'm soooo not a bee-otch.

 
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Totally Buzzworthy

 
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Im sweet as honey!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!- ha soo true :)

 
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SOOOOO NOT A BEE-OTCH

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! jaja

 
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I am a Queen Bee Whoopee

 
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I am a Queen Bee Whoopee

 
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I am a Queen Bee Whoopee

 
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I am a Queen Bee Whoopee

 
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I am a Queen Bee Whoopee

 
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I am a Queen Bee Whoopee

 
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I am a Queen Bee Whoopee

 
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I am a Queen Bee Whoopee

 
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I am a Queen Bee Whoopee