11 months ago

Are You A Bee-otch?

1. Are you as sweet as honey?

  • Sweeter. I give people cavities!
  • Tad bitter, depending on my mood.
  • More like Sour Patch Kids.

2. When someone calls you out, your first react is to:

  • Take a deep breath and let go... of their hair.
  • Think of the best "Yo momma" joke possible.
  • Nobody ever calls me out. They know better than that!

3. Another girl says they're crushin' on your man. You...

  • Say, "That's cool. Plenty to go around!"
  • Silently fume inside like an overcooked Hot Pocket.
  • Actually throw an overcooked Hot Pocket at them.

4. A classmate has been giving you bad buzz in school. Time to:

  • Confront them nicely about it (KARMA is the REAL bee-otch).
  • Plot to buzz them right back.
  • Give them a buzz cut.

5. Do you ever talk smack about people behind their backs?

  • Nu huh. Just say no to smack!
  • Only if they did it first (sneaky smack attack!)
  • Define "smack." Is that the same as trash?

6. How sharp is your stinger?

  • Not sharp at all. More bootylicious.
  • A little pointy. But I only use it in emergencies.
  • Stand back, baby, unless you want to get stung!

SWEET AS HONEY!

Who says you're a bee-otch? Not us! Everybody calls you "honey" because of your sweet personality. And, even if someone's bugging you, you can brush them off without squashing them like a gnat. Bzzz!

TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!

Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE!

Bee-otch? No way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The Queen has arrived!

 
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QUEEN BEE!!!!

 
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totally buzzworthy

 
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QUEEN BEE

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!!!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY

 
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sweet as honey

 
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Tottaly Buzzworthy!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!

 
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stop cusing

 
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ok

 
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a bitch is a bitch

 
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a bitch is a bitch

 
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bee-otch

 
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SWEET AS HONEY WHO SAYS YOUR A BEEOTCH NOT US EVERYBODY CALLS YOU HONEY BECAUSE OF YOUR SWEET PERSONALITY AND EVEN IF SOMEONES BUGGING YOU,YOU CAN BRUSH OFF WITHOUT A GANT.BUZZ

 
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SWEET AS HONEY WHO SAYS YOUR A BEEOTCH NOT US EVERYBODY CALLS YOU HONEY BECAUSE OF YOUR SWEET PERSONALITY AND EVEN IF SOMEONES BUGGING YOU,YOU CAN BRUSH OFF WITHOUT A GANT.BUZZ

 
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SWEET AS HONEY WHO SAYS YOUR A BEEOTCH NOT US EVERYBODY CALLS YOU HONEY BECAUSE OF YOUR SWEET PERSONALITY AND EVEN IF SOMEONES BUGGING YOU,YOU CAN BRUSH OFF WITHOUT A GANT.BUZZ

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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im gueen bee! <3

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!

 
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totally buzzworthy!

 
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Totally Buzzworthy!!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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Bee-otch? No way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The Queen has arrived! Take It Again! Forward this page to a friend Your Email: * Your Name: * Send To: * Enter multiple addresses on separate lines or separate them with commas. Message Subject: (Your Name) has forwarded a page to you from 4TNZ - So freakin' funny! Embarrassing moments, funny videos and cool quizzes. Message Body: (Your Name) thought you would like to see this page from the 4TNZ - So freakin' funny! Embarrassing moments, funny videos and cool quizzes. web site. Your Personal Message: *

 
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Bee-otch? No way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The Queen has arrived! Take It Again! Forward this page to a friend Your Email: * Your Name: * Send To: * Enter multiple addresses on separate lines or separate them with commas. Message Subject: (Your Name) has forwarded a page to you from 4TNZ - So freakin' funny! Embarrassing moments, funny videos and cool quizzes. Message Body: (Your Name) thought you would like to see this page from the 4TNZ - So freakin' funny! Embarrassing moments, funny videos and cool quizzes. web site. Your Personal Message: *

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!

 
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r.i.p Michael Jakson :`(

 
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MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE! Bee-otch? No way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The Queen has arrived! Thats reallly funny! and true.. >:) ♥

 
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SWEET AS HONEY! Who says you're a bee-otch? Not us! Everybody calls you "honey" because of your sweet personality. And, even if someone's bugging you, you can brush them off without squashing them like a gnat. Bzzz!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE! my bro took this quiz!!! not me and this is wat he got

 
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totally buzzworthy!! i am miss awesome!!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!