11 months ago

Are You A Bee-otch?

1. Are you as sweet as honey?

  • Sweeter. I give people cavities!
  • Tad bitter, depending on my mood.
  • More like Sour Patch Kids.

2. When someone calls you out, your first react is to:

  • Take a deep breath and let go... of their hair.
  • Think of the best "Yo momma" joke possible.
  • Nobody ever calls me out. They know better than that!

3. Another girl says they're crushin' on your man. You...

  • Say, "That's cool. Plenty to go around!"
  • Silently fume inside like an overcooked Hot Pocket.
  • Actually throw an overcooked Hot Pocket at them.

4. A classmate has been giving you bad buzz in school. Time to:

  • Confront them nicely about it (KARMA is the REAL bee-otch).
  • Plot to buzz them right back.
  • Give them a buzz cut.

5. Do you ever talk smack about people behind their backs?

  • Nu huh. Just say no to smack!
  • Only if they did it first (sneaky smack attack!)
  • Define "smack." Is that the same as trash?

6. How sharp is your stinger?

  • Not sharp at all. More bootylicious.
  • A little pointy. But I only use it in emergencies.
  • Stand back, baby, unless you want to get stung!

SWEET AS HONEY!

Who says you're a bee-otch? Not us! Everybody calls you "honey" because of your sweet personality. And, even if someone's bugging you, you can brush them off without squashing them like a gnat. Bzzz!

TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!

Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE!

Bee-otch? No way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The Queen has arrived!

 
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mizzz awesome 4 meh

 
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Hello Mizz AWESOME!!! HAHA TOTALLY describes me!

 
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Sweet as honey, that's me all right. I never slag people off. Well, not much, anyway.

 
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ToTallly Buzz[zzzzz] Worthy LoL =D

 
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ToTallly Buzz[zzzzz] Worthy LoL =D

 
 
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ToTallly Buzz[zzzzz] Worthy LoL =D

 
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MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE! Bee-otch? No way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The Queen has arrived!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome! Ima Mizz AWESOME!

 
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even without doing this test everybody says that i am really ncie and i am but don't get on my bad side. I MEAN IT

 
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even without doing this test everybody says that i am really ncie and i am but don't get on my bad side. I MEAN IT

 
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GRRRRR i want to be a b e e o t c h

 
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Sweet as honey. YEA!!!!

 
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SWEET AS HONEY!

 
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totally buzzworthy

 
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OMG MICHAL JACKSON JUST DIED!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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SWEET AS HONEY! Who says you're a bee-otch? Not us! Everybody calls you "honey" because of your sweet personality. And, even if someone's bugging you, you can brush them off without squashing them like a gnat. Bzzz!

 
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im SWEET as HONEY BABE!!!......I LOve AlL Of YoU!!

 
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Haha,<3 Imma be-otch. wtf?

 
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I'm the HBIC! suck on that!

 
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Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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c co coo cool coo co c

 
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kikihizsookool@aol.com em ail me!!!!!!!!

 
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MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE! Bee-otch? No way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The Queen has arrived! Hehehehe. Describes Meh Perfectly x]

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Hello mizz awezome!! hurray!! every1 admires me cuz of that proud of it

 
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Iam sweet as honey. From.ariana

 
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Sweet as Honey :) But i do sting sometimes :P

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome! yayyyyyy!!!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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I;m Mizz Awesome!

 
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MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE! Bee-otch? No way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The Queen has arrived! Thats right!lol. ;)

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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im mizz awesome 2

 
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I got sweet as honey what did you get?

 
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haha! MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE! Bee-otch? no way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The queen has arrived! ha this is sooooo me if someone was messing with my peeps i'll knock them dead (or at least i'll win the fight) nobody messes with me or my friends! (tea he)

 
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it lied//

 
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SWEET AS HONEY today but wait till tomorrow I garantee you

 
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SWEET AS HONEY! I dont know if i would say sweet as honey, myself

 
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Queen Bee

 
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sweet as honey !!!

 
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lol, i am Mizz, Awesome~ >.<

 
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lol QUEEN BEE!!!

 
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MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE! Bee-otch? No way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The Queen has arrived!

 
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i am a beoch but it said im not

 
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i always thought i was a bee-otch but i guess not!!!

 
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im more like a queen bee this test is wrong im totally a bitch.

 
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Who says you're a bee-otch? Not us! Everybody calls you "honey" because of your sweet personality. And, even if someone's bugging you, you can brush them off without squashing them like a gnat. Bzzz!

 
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Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE! Bee-otch? No way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The Queen has arrived! Take It Again!