11 months ago

Are You A Bee-otch?

1. Are you as sweet as honey?

  • Sweeter. I give people cavities!
  • Tad bitter, depending on my mood.
  • More like Sour Patch Kids.

2. When someone calls you out, your first react is to:

  • Take a deep breath and let go... of their hair.
  • Think of the best "Yo momma" joke possible.
  • Nobody ever calls me out. They know better than that!

3. Another girl says they're crushin' on your man. You...

  • Say, "That's cool. Plenty to go around!"
  • Silently fume inside like an overcooked Hot Pocket.
  • Actually throw an overcooked Hot Pocket at them.

4. A classmate has been giving you bad buzz in school. Time to:

  • Confront them nicely about it (KARMA is the REAL bee-otch).
  • Plot to buzz them right back.
  • Give them a buzz cut.

5. Do you ever talk smack about people behind their backs?

  • Nu huh. Just say no to smack!
  • Only if they did it first (sneaky smack attack!)
  • Define "smack." Is that the same as trash?

6. How sharp is your stinger?

  • Not sharp at all. More bootylicious.
  • A little pointy. But I only use it in emergencies.
  • Stand back, baby, unless you want to get stung!

SWEET AS HONEY!

Who says you're a bee-otch? Not us! Everybody calls you "honey" because of your sweet personality. And, even if someone's bugging you, you can brush them off without squashing them like a gnat. Bzzz!

TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!

Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE!

Bee-otch? No way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The Queen has arrived!

 
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This is what i got: TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! i'm mizz awesome lol

 
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Mizz AWSOME is TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!

 
 
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MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE! Bee-otch? No way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The Queen has arrived! I can't beleive it.. its soo much like me!

 
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I AM MIZZ AWESOME

 
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Totally Buzzworthy! Mizz Awesome! AwEsOmE!!!!!!! ! oops gtg 2 swimming practice peace!

 
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queen bee

 
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IM IN TH MIDDEL SO WAT AM I ? PLEASE POST A COMMENT AND TELL ME WHAT I AM

 
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im sweet as honney yay!!

 
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queen bee duh :)))))

 
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me and my friend got totally buzworthy now my friend wants to write something why did i get totally buzworthy?

 
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this is what mine said ;) TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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im QUEEN BEE!!!!!!

 
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sweet as honey

 
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Sweet As Honeyy x

 
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Buzzworthy! ♥

 
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im mizz awsome i got buzz worthy yay

 
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sweet as honey :)

 
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Queen Bee

 
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totally buzz-worthy

 
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totally buzz-worthy

 
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im totally buzz-worthy

 
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im totally buzz-worthy

 
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SWEET AS HONEY! well, evry1 does call me the nicr sistr

 
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LMfa0o im buzzworthy!!!

 
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SWEET AS HONEY..........I KNEW ALL ALONG.

 
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W00T I'm as sweet as Honey ba-by!

 
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I'm: Sweet As Honey I did my Best Friend And She Got: Queen Bee She Is A Beeotch, trying 2 steal my BF!

 
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I Got Queen Bee!!!!!! AWSOME BABY!!!!!!!!!!

 
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QUENN BEE!!!!!!!! WOOO QUEEN BEES UNITE!!!!!!

 
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queen bee ;)

 
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i got: Queen Bee. I am a BRAT!

 
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im buzzworthy

 
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im buzz worthy...if i am y does everyone call me a bee-otch half the f!@#$@ time!

 
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I'm sweet as honey! no wonder every1 luvs me lol

 
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MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE! Bee-otch? No way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The Queen has arrived!

 
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im BUZZWORHTY

 
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iam buzzworthy: aka NOT a bee-otch

 
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aww im sweet as honey! How cute! NOW STOP FREEZING MY COMPUTER!!!!!!!!11

 
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The Queen

 
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BEE QUEEN!!! BABYYY

 
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omg im Mizz awesome!! totally buzzworthy

 
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mzz awesome! totally buzzworthy

 
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tottaly buzz worthy! hello mz.awesome!

 
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Not A Bee-otch N Never Will Be One.

 
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Not A Bee-otch N Never Will Be One.

 
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buzzworthy