11 months ago

Are You A Bee-otch?

1. Are you as sweet as honey?

  • Sweeter. I give people cavities!
  • Tad bitter, depending on my mood.
  • More like Sour Patch Kids.

2. When someone calls you out, your first react is to:

  • Take a deep breath and let go... of their hair.
  • Think of the best "Yo momma" joke possible.
  • Nobody ever calls me out. They know better than that!

3. Another girl says they're crushin' on your man. You...

  • Say, "That's cool. Plenty to go around!"
  • Silently fume inside like an overcooked Hot Pocket.
  • Actually throw an overcooked Hot Pocket at them.

4. A classmate has been giving you bad buzz in school. Time to:

  • Confront them nicely about it (KARMA is the REAL bee-otch).
  • Plot to buzz them right back.
  • Give them a buzz cut.

5. Do you ever talk smack about people behind their backs?

  • Nu huh. Just say no to smack!
  • Only if they did it first (sneaky smack attack!)
  • Define "smack." Is that the same as trash?

6. How sharp is your stinger?

  • Not sharp at all. More bootylicious.
  • A little pointy. But I only use it in emergencies.
  • Stand back, baby, unless you want to get stung!

SWEET AS HONEY!

Who says you're a bee-otch? Not us! Everybody calls you "honey" because of your sweet personality. And, even if someone's bugging you, you can brush them off without squashing them like a gnat. Bzzz!

TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!

Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE!

Bee-otch? No way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The Queen has arrived!

 
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Im totally buzzworthy yeeeeppiiie

 
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Qween bee is so me nice is an insult to me

 
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HELL YEAH QUEEN BEE

 
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Bootylicious

 
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<3 <3 <3 OHH YA SERTANLY A QUEEN BEE

 
 
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<3 <3 <3 OHH YA SERTANLY A QUEEN BEE

 
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JK IM A MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE

 
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JK IM A MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE

 
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OH YA I MADE IT!!! IM A BEE_ OTCH

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome! :)) <3

 
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IM NOT A BEE-OTCH ! IM A QUEEN AND I STAND OUT !!!

 
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Sweet as Honey! Cute! =] =] =] =] <3

 
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MORE LIKE A QUEEN BEE! Bee-otch? No way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The Queen has arrived!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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more like queen bee

 
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totally buzzworthyyyy <33 ahahaha

 
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lol.im totally buzzworthy

 
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hey thez quizes r totally awesome!!!!! my fave r da TWILIGHT + JONAS awesome!!!!!!!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! OH YA!xoxoxox

 
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TOTAL BUZZWORTHY! during the day!  bee-otch by nite! mwahaaaa haaaa!

 
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JUST SO U NO, MY BFF DARED ME 2 PUT THIS! is it normal 2 suck/lick/kiss your boobs? i do EVERY DAY! SHE MADE ME PUT THIS OR SHE WOULD TELL A DORK THAT I LUVD HIM! WHAT WOULD YOU DO ?!? TAKE THE DARE OR HAV A DORK FOLLOW YOU AROUND ALL DAY?

 
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QUEEN BEE! Bee-otch? No way. You just rule the hive, and if people can't handle that, they should just buzz off. Everyone knows that you're honest about what you want and that you're not afraid to speak your mind. Better move out of the way. The Queen has arrived!

 
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Ya sure im sweet as hunny? that dosent sound anything like me dude!

 
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Haha im the Queen Bee

 
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Sweet as honey??? Nu uh!

 
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yep i'm sweet

 
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yep i'm sweet

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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ok this is for dumbo and un smart people

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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Sweet As Homey! YES!! I am sweet compared to most people I know! Like if someone says a rumour that isn't true or is just plain mean I say "Hey thats mean don't say that!

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird! you might also want to weara pull-up or better yet a dipper.

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird! you might also want to weara pull-up or better yet a dipper.

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird! you might also want to weara pull-up or better yet a dipper.

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird! you might also want to weara pull-up or better yet a dipper.

 
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emily-i got mizz awsome oh yeah

 
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queen b!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome!

 
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MY BRO IS "TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY" SO WRONG!!! LOL!!! HE A BEE-OTCH!!!

 
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queen bee!!

 
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i am totally buzzworthy

 
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yay!!! i got totally buzzworthy

 
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buzzworthy

 
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I'm totally buzzworthy! NAILED IT!!! :P I'm America's new Mizz Awesome!

 
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TOTALLY BUZZWORTHY! Let's get one thing straight: you're SOOOO not a bee-otch! But that doesn't mean you're a shrinking violet, either. You stand out in the crowd by telling it like it is, and everybody admires you for that. Hello, Mizz Awesome! :) :) :) :)

 
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More like a queen bee

 
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I'm sweet as honey, baby! :P

 
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SWEET AS HONEY!?!? I am NOT sweet as HONEY! When someone insults me, I DO NOT JUST TELL THEM TO STOP!!! i punch.