3 years ago

Are You Jasper Hale's Perfect Match?

1. Do you know stuff about the Civil War?

Um, was it civil?
Something about Abraham Lincoln doing good things...
It's like I was BORN back then!

2. Are you or would you ever be a vegetarian?

Could I still eat bacon? Then NO WAY!
As long as tofu is not involved.
Just say no to bloody meat!

3. Do you have strong jealous feelings about Alice Cullen?

No way. I KNOW I'm better looking.
A little. Only cuz she's Edward's sister!
Gonna drive a stake through her heart one day!

4. Could you talk with a Texas twang?

Not believeably, pard'ner.
Only when I'm imitating Southern gals like Miley.
Sure thang! I'm fixin' to rassle me up some supper soon.

5. Whenever everyone gushes about Jacob and Edward, you...

Join the club!
Keep the gushin' to a minimum.
Defend Jasper to the death!

6. Try to spell "Jackson Rathbone." Hard?

I always end up with "Ratbone."
Sometimes I get it right. ARGGGH!
Can spell it in my sleep: "MRS. Rathbone!"

MORE LIKE A BRO

Sure, Jackson Rathbone is adorable as Jasper. How can you resist those eyes! But if you were going for a vampire soulmate, you'd probably look more in the Cullen bloodline. And if Edward's not available, you reserve the right to change your mind!

JUMPIN' FOR JASPER

You and Jasper would TOTALLY make an awesome couple (sorry, Alice)! Yeah, he's technically really old (like born in the 19th century or whatever) and his has a wife. But that's all minor details. Don't give up the dream!

JASPER'S ETERNAL LOVE!

Alice might have him now, but you know that eventually - maybe even 100 years down the line - you and Mr. Hale are destined to be together!!! It just takes one bite after all. Oh yeah, and it doesn't hurt that the ACTUAL Jasper (Jackson Rathbone) is totally single. Wahoo!