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Are You Jasper Hale's Perfect Match?

1. Do you know stuff about the Civil War?

  • Um, was it civil?
  • Something about Abraham Lincoln doing good things...
  • It's like I was BORN back then!

2. Are you or would you ever be a vegetarian?

  • Could I still eat bacon? Then NO WAY!
  • As long as tofu is not involved.
  • Just say no to bloody meat!

3. Do you have strong jealous feelings about Alice Cullen?

  • No way. I KNOW I'm better looking.
  • A little. Only cuz she's Edward's sister!
  • Gonna drive a stake through her heart one day!

4. Could you talk with a Texas twang?

  • Not believeably, pard'ner.
  • Only when I'm imitating Southern gals like Miley.
  • Sure thang! I'm fixin' to rassle me up some supper soon.

5. Whenever everyone gushes about Jacob and Edward, you...

  • Join the club!
  • Keep the gushin' to a minimum.
  • Defend Jasper to the death!

6. Try to spell "Jackson Rathbone." Hard?

  • I always end up with "Ratbone."
  • Sometimes I get it right. ARGGGH!
  • Can spell it in my sleep: "MRS. Rathbone!"

MORE LIKE A BRO

Sure, Jackson Rathbone is adorable as Jasper. How can you resist those eyes! But if you were going for a vampire soulmate, you'd probably look more in the Cullen bloodline. And if Edward's not available, you reserve the right to change your mind!

JUMPIN' FOR JASPER

You and Jasper would TOTALLY make an awesome couple (sorry, Alice)! Yeah, he's technically really old (like born in the 19th century or whatever) and his has a wife. But that's all minor details. Don't give up the dream!

JASPER'S ETERNAL LOVE!

Alice might have him now, but you know that eventually - maybe even 100 years down the line - you and Mr. Hale are destined to be together!!! It just takes one bite after all. Oh yeah, and it doesn't hurt that the ACTUAL Jasper (Jackson Rathbone) is totally single. Wahoo!

 
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oh my god yes we have eternal love

 
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Eternal Love!!

 
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more like a bro.............

 
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hhhhessss ookkaayy

 
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it said we would totally make an awesome couple yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! HE. IS. AWESOME. but who the heck is jackson rathbone?

 
 
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you know my friends say he's gross , but black hair ? sexy eyes ? he's way hotter than any of the other cullens

 
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mine MINE INE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN E

 
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jasper is soooooo sexy

 
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JUMPIN FOR JASPER

 
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JUMPIN' FOR JASPER You and Jasper would TOTALLY make an awesome couple (sorry, Alice)! Yeah, he's technically really old (like born in the 19th century or whatever) and his has a wife. But that's all minor details. Don't give up the dream

 
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MORE LIKE A BRO Sure, Jackson Rathbone is adorable as Jasper. How can you resist those eyes! But if you were going for a vampire soulmate, you'd probably look more in the Cullen bloodline. And if Edward's not available, you reserve the right to change your mind!

 
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JASPER'S ETERNAL LOVE! Alice might have him now, but you know that eventually - maybe even 100 years down the line - you and Mr. Hale are destined to be together!!! It just takes one bite after all. Oh yeah, and it doesn't hurt that the ACTUAL Jasper (Jackson Rathbone) is totally single. Wahoo

 
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he is so hooooooooot.

 
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he is so hooooooooot.

 
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omg im in love with JACKSON RATHBONE so easy to spell hah

 
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Jasper is like my 3rd husband

 
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I totally love Jasper with all my heart!!LOL HE IS SOOOOOOOOO HHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT TT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!1

 
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wait! u mean Jasper is married as alice. if u ment jackson rathbone was married i wudve cried!

 
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THERE WAS THIS GIRL AND SHE WAS TEASED AND TAWLT ALL HER CHILD YEARS AND ONE DAY SOMEONE PUSH HER DOWN A SEWERD. SO THE MESSEGE GOT AROUND. THERE WAS THIS BOY NAME JARED MARTIN AND HE HAD GO THE MESSEGE. HE THOUHT IT WAS JUST A JOKE.SO ONE DAY HE WAS A SLEEP ONE NITE AND HERAD LAUGHTER SO HE WOKE UP AND GO SEE WHAT IT WAS. HIS MOM WOKE UP AND HEARD SCREAMING AND HE FOUND HER SON ON THE FLOOR BROKEN NECK, SKIN PEELED AND BLOODY. IF U DON'T BELIVE ME U CAN GOOGLED IT. YOU MUST LINKED THIS TO ABOUT 10 PEOPLE OR THE SAME THING WILL HAPPEN TO U!!

 
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JUMPIN' FOR JASPER You and Jasper would TOTALLY make an awesome couple (sorry, Alice)! Yeah, he's technically really old (like born in the 19th century or whatever) and his has a wife. But that's all minor details. Don't give up the dream!

 
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MORE LIKE A BRO Sure, Jackson Rathbone is adorable as Jasper. How can you resist those eyes! But if you were going for a vampire soulmate, you'd probably look more in the Cullen bloodline. And if Edward's not available, you reserve the right to change your mind!

 
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JASPER'S ETERNAL LOVE! Alice might have him now, but you know that eventually - maybe even 100 years down the line - you and Mr. Hale are destined to be together!!! It just takes one bite after all. Oh yeah, and it doesn't hurt that the ACTUAL Jasper (Jackson Rathbone) is totally single. Wahoo!

 
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JASPER'S ETERNAL LOVE!

 
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oh hale (i have been wanting to say that)

 
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JASPER'S ETERNAL LOVE!

 
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Jaspers eternal love? niiiiiiice;)jacksons a great actor 2...

 
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im "JUMPIN'FOR JASPER"

 
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he is really cute

 
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he's my babe

 
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JUMPIN' FOR JASPER You and Jasper would TOTALLY make an awesome couple (sorry, Alice)! Yeah, he's technically really old (like born in the 19th century or whatever) and his has a wife. But that's all minor details. Don't give up the dream!

 
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JASPER'S ETERNAL LOVE! Alice might have him now, but you know that eventually - maybe even 100 years down the line - you and Mr. Hale are destined to be together!!! It just takes one bite after all. Oh yeah, and it doesn't hurt that the ACTUAL Jasper (Jackson Rathbone) is totally single. Wahoo!

 
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Jaspers Eternal Love (So True) TEAM JASPER TILL DEATH!!!!!! ♥♥♥ <3 ♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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JASPER'S ETERNAL LOVE! Alice might have him now, but you know that eventually - maybe even 100 years down the line - you and Mr. Hale are destined to be together!!! It just takes one bite after all. Oh yeah, and it doesn't hurt that the ACTUAL Jasper (Jackson Rathbone) is totally single. Wahoo!

 
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i got the same as new_moon_lover

 
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JASPER'S ETERNAL LOVE! Alice might have him now, but you know that eventually - maybe even 100 years down the line - you and Mr. Hale are destined to be together!!! It just takes one bite after all. Oh yeah, and it doesn't hurt that the ACTUAL Jasper (Jackson Rathbone) is totally single. Wahoo! he is mine grrrrrrrrrr

 
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yayz! JASPER'S ETERNAL LOVE! Alice might have him now, but you know that eventually - maybe even 100 years down the line - you and Mr. Hale are destined to be together!!! It just takes one bite after all. Oh yeah, and it doesn't hurt that the ACTUAL Jasper (Jackson Rathbone) is totally single. Wahoo!

 
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bakk off girlz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! HES MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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JUMPIN' FOR JASPER You and Jasper would TOTALLY make an awesome couple (sorry, Alice)! Yeah, he's technically really old (like born in the 19th century or whatever) and his has a wife. But that's all minor details. Don't give up the dream!

 
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JASPER'S ETERNAL LOVE! Alice might have him now, but you know that eventually - maybe even 100 years down the line - you and Mr. Hale are destined to be together!!! It just takes one bite after all. Oh yeah, and it doesn't hurt that the ACTUAL Jasper (Jackson Rathbone) is totally single. Wahoo!

 
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JASPER'S ETERNAL LOVE! Alice might have him now, but you know that eventually - maybe even 100 years down the line - you and Mr. Hale are destined to be together!!! It just takes one bite after all. Oh yeah, and it doesn't hurt that the ACTUAL Jasper (Jackson Rathbone) is totally single. Wahoo!

 
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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awesome wre a perfect couple i rock!

 
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whooo that man hawtt

 
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UMPIN' FOR JASPER You and Jasper would TOTALLY make an awesome couple (sorry, Alice)! Yeah, he's technically really old (like born in the 19th century or whatever) and his has a wife. But that's all minor details. Don't give up the dream!

 
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JASPER'S ETERNAL LOVE! Alice might have him now, but you know that eventually - maybe even 100 years down the line - you and Mr. Hale are destined to be together!!! It just takes one bite after all. Oh yeah, and it doesn't hurt that the ACTUAL Jasper (Jackson Rathbone) is totally single. Wahoo! Yes! I always knew he was meant for moi!

 
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JUMPIN' FOR JASPER

 
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JASPER'S ETERNAL LOVE! Alice might have him now, but you know that eventually - maybe even 100 years down the line - you and Mr. Hale are destined to be together!!! It just takes one bite after all. Oh yeah, and it doesn't hurt that the ACTUAL Jasper (Jackson Rathbone) is totally single. Wahoo!

 
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im a perfect couple with him but my friends call me jasper and alice's baby, b/c i can calm them down and i can tell wat is going to happen next.

 
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This really works! Try it out! 1.Say your name 10x 2.Say your mom's name 5x. Say your crush's name 3x. 4. then paste this to 4 other quizzes. If you do, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. But if you don't you will have very bad luck

 
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JASPER'S ETERNAL LOVE! Alice might have him now, but you know that eventually - maybe even 100 years down the line - you and Mr. Hale are destined to be together!!! It just takes one bite after all. Oh yeah, and it doesn't hurt that the ACTUAL Jasper (Jackson Rathbone) is totally single. Wahoo! Yeah Baby!!!

 
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