2 years ago
Are You Part of the Cullen Clan?
1. When it comes to dinner time, I:
- Seem to only be thirsty.
- Need meat, meat and more meat!
- Love my fruit. How you like them apples?
2. My skin could be described as:
- Icier than a skating rink
- Smoother than a baby's butt
- More fried than a bucket of KFC
3. How long have you been 17?
- A… while
- Uhh, not 17 yet. But I am in my mind!
- It seems like I'll be stuck at my age forever!
4. Your best subject at school:
- I get straight A's, I've taken the same classes so many times!
- What's the point? I'll never freakin' graduate!
- Wait, does lunch count?
5. Are you close to your fam?
- Eh, they don't have to know EVERYTHING I'm up to.
- We're close, but sometimes bite and claw at each other.
- Maybe TOO close. I don't have to know their bathroom habits!
6. There's a new kid in school. You feel?
- A little threatened. Better not be more popular than moi!
- Eh, who cares? I got all the friends I need.
- Are they cute? Fresh meat time!
DEFINITELY CULLEN-LIKE
The signs are there: mysterious? Check. Distractingly cute? Check. There's just one, teeny tiny problem: you can't nibble with Edward or Emmett if they're your bro, yo! So maybe it's good if you're not related!
CLEARLY CULLEN
Maybe we're taking a little bit of a risk here, but will you bite us? We're just DYING to be part of your brood, cuz you definitely got what it takes to be a part of the most famous vampire family ever. Now, if only you can introduce us to your cute brood!
BLOOD RELATIVE!
Psst… hey… we know your secret… now show us your bite marks! Seriously, you are totes a member of the Forks Coven (Alice, Edward, everybody!). You've got the looks, the brains, the smarts, everything! Now just don't take a nibble when we’re not looking, you’re only into animal blood, remember!
