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Are You A True Twilight Fanatic?

Put your vampin' knowledge to the test...

1. How many times have you seen "Twilight?"

  • 1
  • 2
  • I haven't left the theater yet

2. Do you ever refer to yourself as Mrs. Edward Cullen?

  • No way!
  • Not in public (but yes in private)
  • I've already engraved the wedding invitations

3. When you look in the mirror:

  • Floss
  • Check yourself for fangs
  • Curse your luck that you have a reflection

4. Have you read all the books?

  • Does skimming count?
  • Still trying to get through them all. Lotta words!
  • Um, hello? I could teach a whole course in them!

5. The more sun...

  • The better. Gotta look tan, even in the winter!
  • The worse. Don't want to get skin damage.
  • The horrible. I want to look just like a vampire!

6. Do you recite dialogue from the movies in actual life?

  • Nope
  • More like whisper
  • "Say it...out loud!"

Totally A Twilight-er! (6-12)

Yep, you know more than just the basics. You're a Forks fanatic! Even if you've only seen the movie once (or multiple times), you're totally absorbed in the world. (It doesn't hurt that cuties Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson live there!)

Bleeding For Robert! (13-15)

Look out, Bella. There's some competition! Sure, you know more than the average person about the "Twilight" mythology, but it's mostly about the one, the only...Edward Cullen. Se-xy!

America's Next Top Vampire! (16-18)

Are you sure you don't get woozy during daylight hours? With your "Twilight" knowledge, you're practically a member of Cullen's clan. And to all the haters out there. Just say, "Bite Me!"

 

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