1. How many times have you seen "Twilight?"
2. Do you ever refer to yourself as Mrs. Edward Cullen?
3. When you look in the mirror:
4. Have you read all the books?
5. The more sun...
6. Do you recite dialogue from the movies in actual life?
Yep, you know more than just the basics. You're a Forks fanatic! Even if you've only seen the movie once (or multiple times), you're totally absorbed in the world. (It doesn't hurt that cuties Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson live there!)
Look out, Bella. There's some competition! Sure, you know more than the average person about the "Twilight" mythology, but it's mostly about the one, the only...Edward Cullen. Se-xy!
Are you sure you don't get woozy during daylight hours? With your "Twilight" knowledge, you're practically a member of Cullen's clan. And to all the haters out there. Just say, "Bite Me!"