1 year ago
Babies Take SOOO Long to Download
A little girl says to her bff, "I'm never having kids. I hear they take nine months to download."
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A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day.
The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, "You're soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit."
The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and said, "You're slimy, beady-eyed and low to the ground. You must be a math teacher."
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Why don't skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with.
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Kelly: Hi, I'm calling to report that Kelly Kupowski is unable to make it to school today because she is ill.
School secretary: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I'll note her absence. Who is this calling?
Kelly: This is my mother.
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When planets run around in circles, we say they are orbiting. When people do it, we say they are crazy. So unfair.
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Inside the goldfish brain: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes . . . Oh boy! Fish flakes!"
Inside the dog brain: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."
Inside the cat brain: "Why are these people in my house?"
I Dont get the first one
I Dont get the first one
Why don't skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with. That's kewl! :]
cats!
i luv the snake & rabbit one
BELL*
SAVED BY THE BELL IS MY FAVORITE SHOW OF ALL TIME!! ( THE KELLY JOKE ) THAT WAS A CHARACTER FROM SAVED BY THE BALL!
HannahFannah-I totes luv the Inside The BlahBlah Brain! especially the cat one!And the Kelly one-heh heh?
i agree with i♥being_awesome
haha?
then last one is funny.and snakes aren't slimy
TOGL!
ehhh not so funny as the others
lol i luv the one in the cats brain
its JOKES dude/dudette
rawr
wht is this story about
wht is this story about
Skatergirl101 amen! i dont like it either
lol KELLY KUPOWSKI IS FROM SAVED BY THE BELL! i used to watch that show when i was younger! good times. im a true ninties kid unlike most of you
COR-NY!!!!!!!!!!!! wut is the story ABOUT,edwardsgirl197???
the skeleton one is about the stupidest joke ever
Hey check out www.angethebook.com I went there and the story is amazing you have to read it!! Peaaace Ouuut
Hey everyone, check out www.angelthebook.com I went there and the story is amazing!!!
i like the new look
i like the snake and rabbit, kelly, and goldfish!
i like the kelly one and the goldfish one!!! LOL! I <3 FRED!!!
lol! good jokez
btw i have addiction.......to altoids i mean they r so good
was kelly a rea blond ha the one wit the snake is haahaahahahahhahahahaa
I LOVE THESE JOKES! THE ONE ABOUT BRAINS IS SO FUNNY AND THE ONE ABOUT KELLY IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY THE WAY, I REALLY HATE THIS NEW LOOK OF THIS WEBSITE. IT STINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they are funny man this is my mother how dumb hahaha
i only like the kelly joke! lol!
first haha lame jokes