13 months ago

Baby Bro Puked On My Date!

I have a super cute baby brother named Justin, who I couldn't wait to show off to this girl from school named Alison. Don't chicks dig babies?

Anyway, I invited Alison over to hang out and show her what a sensitive guy I was.

When she came over, I took her into Justin's room, where he was just waking up from his nap. Alison thought he was so adorable, she wanted to pick him up, so I let her.

Big mistake.

Just as she lifted my baby bro up, Justin got sick and threw up all over her clothes!

I tried to laugh it off, telling her that's just what babies do. But she wasn't exactly feeling romantic after getting puked on, so she ended the date early.

Can't say I blame her!

Next time, I'll make sure my dates wear bibs before showing off my spewing baby bro.

 
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ewwwww. do you ever have to change your little brother's diapers??? GROSS.

 
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Nice........I would've been pretty cool with it,but then again imnot the alison chick.Good luck next time!

 
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I wouldnt have made a biq deal. I love babies! So i would either call my mom to drop off clothes or clean iht off inn yhurr bathroom! & i wouldve continued the date!

 
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I owuldve just called my mom and told her to drop off some clothes at the door...!!lol

 
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I owuldve just called my mom and told her to drop off some clothes at the door...!!lol

 
 
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EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW!!!!!!!!

 
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bloody frickin idiot

 
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bloody frickin idiot

 
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you laughed? idiot.

 
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OH YAH AND AFTER YOU PUT THEM IN BIBS YOU CAN JUST MAKE THEM WAER LITTLE BONETS!!!!! R U KIDDING ME

 
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wow y would u laugh it off?

 
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Laugh it off? Good God you are an idiot.

 
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Laugh it off? Good God you are an idiot.

 
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why would u laugH IT OFF!!!!!!!!!

 
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ppl where do u get the pix 4 comments like anonymous where do u get those? ♥♥♥ i copied and pasted the hearts

 
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That just sounds gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

 
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awww your soooooo sweat!!!!

 
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•☆LL☆• awww

 
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thats reallyy bad and gross!

 
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Hey XD Allison is my name though i spell it with 2 L's X3

 
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Thats the kind of thing were you don't joke! You make sure your REALLY nice and get her towels and say your sorry... if your a GOOD joker you can let in hints of a joke, if she jokes first then your ok to joke.

 
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aw, poor baby (no pun intended) ^ Justin

 
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hahaa this makes me crack up! well make sure ur lil bro isnt sick next time xD

 
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omg! the babies freakin adoraaable! [=

 
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omg! just dont show ur bro!! or better yet make sure he's not sick when ur dates come over. :)

 
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hi 6wh029f4i4hfrzau good luck

 
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Im the oldest of 3 and it just happens...maybe u should tell them he has a flesh eating virus and she cant touch him

 
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yeah mrs.malloriecullen is right chick is a degrading name so there u pig

 
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i have a 9 year old sister a 3year old brother a 10 month old sister and my moms having a baby boy

 
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she shouldn't be mad that's just what babies do u couldn't help it

 
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i agree with Wreck23

 
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Well i don't think it was a good idea to "laugh it off", she probably thought you were laughing AT her, smart one

 
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IM A GIRL AND IM NOT A CHICK SO DONT CALL US GIRLS THAT BECUSE WERE NOT BABY CHICKENS SO THINK OF SOME OTHER FLUFFY ANIMAL OR ILL THINK OF A NAME 4 U................PIG

 
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this is stupid, and no grls dont "dig" babies u weirdo, jeez no wonder she left.

 
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girls don't like 2 be called chicks

 
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babies do that

 
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I feel sorry for you . But not your bro

 
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hahaha!

 
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they showed this already

 
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yeah, katekate5097!

 
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omg they showed this before

 
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Ha Ha Thats rilly funny She must have been FURIOUS with you!!!!!

 
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Ewwwww!!! Nasty!!!! But I think that girl should have gone changed then came back for the rest of the date!!!

 
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KINDA STUPID

 
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you should have freaked out and been like omg omg im soooooo srry is there anything i can do then se'd seen that u care and she wouldnt be as upset

 
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so sad

 
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so sad

 
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eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww11111 111111111111111 dnntkt1

 
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hahahahahahha well at least it wasn't YOU that pueked on her!! haha

 
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you shouldn't have tryed to laugh it off

 
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