6 months ago

Bees Attacked Me While I Flirted!

This Saturday, I headed to the park for a run. That's when I saw a really beautiful girl. I smiled at her, and she smiled back!
 
I went over, and we really hit it off. Her name was Justine and she was adorable. We went to go sit in the shade under a tree and started flirting like crazy!
 
I was about to ask her out... but then all of a sudden, I heard one buzz, and then another. It was a swarm of bees! I stood up and tried to shoo them away, but they kept attacking and stinging me.
 
In fact, I was so overwhelmed that I just couldn't help myself – I began to cry.
 
Justine felt bad after she saw me covered with welts. But the crying stuff: Not so manly. She told me she already had a boyfriend (even though I knew she was lying) and left without giving me her number.

That stung even more than the bees!

FOR MORE EMBARRASSING TALES, CHECK OUT: SUX 4 ME!
 
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Ouch!

 
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i feel sooooooooooooooooooooo sorry 4u

 
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i have to say, that is really bad

 
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ow.dude that royally sucks.I've neve gotten stug and I hope I never do.Good luck next time.

 
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ow.

 
 
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oww. i've never gotten stung by a bee before and i'm 14.

 
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newsflash: twilight_fanatic_1 is a jerk. Justine happens to be my friend, and she told me what happened. She was crying when she told me. So don't call her a liar, buttox!

 
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imagine that omg i would have done the same thing

 
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that would suck if a someone said that to me

 
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AHHHHHHHHHHH how scary and sad!

 
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oh my gosh that must of sucked big time! i feel lucky because im fifteen and ive never ever been stung by a bee. i love bees they're really very cute you just have to not show fear and love them. ive had plenty land on me and they're so cute.

 
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guess who that sucks for...YOU! lol

 
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OMG i would have run and screamed and cry i hate bugs go for that guy to show his fellings

 
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oh and im like the 52nd comment! (im bored okay?!!!!)

 
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HEY EVERYONE!!! GUESS WHAT?!?!?! chicjustine709 is a liar. oh and that kinda sux. i was camping one time and i was playing backgammon with my uncle and then a bee came and stung the skin between my thumb and my hand. it hurt so bad i screamed so loud the rangers had to come over to make sure it wasnt a bear!

 
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ellipie98, my name is Justine and sometyhing like that happened to me. Well I was at the park and this guy came over to talk to me. He wimped out when bees atacked him all over. I left my number with you, but you were crying. Sorry Shawn, you were hot though while crying. ;)

 
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that girl justine was soooooooo maen. omg

 
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that girl justine was soooooooo maen. omg

 
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NOTICE! it says, "for more embarrasing !!!!!!!TALES!!!!!!!!!" SO WE'VE BEEN READING TALES ALL THIS TIME OMGEESLEZ!

 
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that probubly hurt right know

 
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awww thats sad. she should have been nicer

 
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SHE SHOULDA GAVE YOU MORE SYMPATHY BUT U CRIED YOU MAMAS BOY

 
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awwwwww =(

 
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I'M SO SORRY

 
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yOULL BE OKAY JUST TRY AGAIN THERE ARE LOTS OF FISH IN THE SEA! :)

 
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awwh :( i hope ur ok

 
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Ow!

 
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ITS ALRIGHT U COULD OF GOT HER

 
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should of held still

 
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should of held still

 
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should of held still

 
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should of held still

 
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should of held still

 
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I FEEL SO BAD 4 U!! what a coincidence i got stung by bees the same day u submited this

 
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i wouldnt have done that. i know that it hearts to get stung by bees

 
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awwww!!!!!!!!!!! that bad....

 
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OMG! so sorry!

 
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poor dude!

 
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AW! Im sorry! crying is a great way to show ur sensitive side tho!

 
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crying is very manly I think if u want to show ur sensitive side I guess and I hope those stings don't get infected!!:,(

 
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26th comment woohoo!

 
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HOW BAD DID IT HURT? 1-10 WHICH #?

 
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paste this to 3 comments and press ALTF1 and your crushes name will appear on your screen

 
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paste this to 3 comments and press ALTF1 and your crushes name will appear on your screen

 
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paste this to 3 comments and press ALTF1 and your crushes name will appear on your screen

 
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paste this to 3 comments and press ALTF1 and your crushes name will appear on your screen

 
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paste this to 3 comments and press ALTF1 and your crushes name will appear on your screen

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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i feel bad i would do the same thing as the girl did that was a shocker lol but funny i wouldnt date a guys with bumps everywhere on him

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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