3 weeks ago

Bella's Paper Cut: Extended Preview!

Wanna see something bloody awesome? Check out this brand spanking New Moon clip of Bella's birthday, with never-before-seen dialogue!

As Bella opens her presents surrounded by the Cullen clan, she accidentally get a paper cut, of course. We predict a vamp attack in 3, 2...

Not that there aren't funny parts as well! Our fave line? Probably Emmett's "Dating an older woman... hot" to Edward! Hmmm... should Bella be put on Potential Cougar Alert?

Full clip below! Watch it there, Jasper...


 

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the emmet part was hilarious! the rest was kinda...boring

 
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haha "Dating an older woman"

 
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Emmett...Ha! he was sooo funny! I can't wait till it comes to theaters!!!

 
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG CANT WAIT!!!!

 
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I thought Jaspers eyes were supposed to be black, not gold

 
 
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so awesome

 
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NEWMOONLOOKSAWESOMETEAMJA COB4LIFEANDFOREVERANDALWA YSIWILLBEONTEAMTAYLOR in other words awesome

 
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omg jasper has the funiest faces, lol, jackson rathbone and all the guys look superhot there, lolz

 
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o my emmett i <3 3 stuff: 1 emmetts cute funny line 2 "dont h8 da truck 3 jaspers part looks interestin

 
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o my emmett luv 3 things bout it already.....1: EMMETTS LINE OME SOOOOO FUNNY LUV HIM!!!!!!! 2: "dont h8 da truck" i <3 her truck 3: ome look @ jaspers face it looks bloodthirsty nd interestingggggg

 
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"Show Me The Love" Lol.I love it already

 
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"Show Me The Love" Lol.I love it already

 
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NEW MOON!YEAH!BABY!WHOO!UH HUH!THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!WHOO!(cant wait)

 
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THEY RUINED THE SCREEN WRITING!!!!! I HATE MELLISA ROSENBURG!!!!!!! AND I KNOW THAT IM USING ALL CAPS!!!!

 
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omg my dad ordered and printed the tickets lets just sayim gonna b somewhere on november 20!!!!!!!!!!

 
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LMFAO

 
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wow my god cool new moon is going to be awesome can't wait

 
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CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE THAT NEW MOON IS COMING OUT IN JUST TWO WEEKS?????????????AWESOME CAN NOT WAIT!!!

 
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epic screenwriting FAIL

 
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I agree wit Kimmy Cullen

 
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omg! i love it so far. cant wait/

 
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lol i love emmett's line "dating an older woman.....hot" lol i seriously lol with that n edward looks at him kinda like wtf ?! n emmett's serious so hes like wat ? lol i love it n cant wait

 
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"dating an older woman...hot" LOL ahaha i cant waitt for New Moon!!!!!!!!!

 
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all right my mum just went into town and i just watched it in full volume cool and when emmitts comment is so funny

 
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Just a littl more than 2 weeks! yaaay!

 
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NEW MOON IS GONNA ROCK!!! SHIRTLESS TAYLOR!!! WOOOOO!!!! <3

 
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WOW! What the heck. Did u see the look Edward gave Emmett, oh and then I love how they're in a room of vampires with super hearing and no one notices what he says! LOL! I CAN'T WAIT

 
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A hundred years ago a 12 year old girl named Roxy moved with her family deep deep down into the forest.The house was an old church with rooms added on.Behind the house was a cemetery.In this cemetery there was only one headstone.On it said L.I.A MAY SHE REST IN PEACE.A week later Roxy found a paper underneath her floorboards.It said MAY 17,1901-LEAH IVY ALEDEA MY WONDERFUL DAUGHTER WENT MISSING TODAY SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO THE RIVER ABOUT A MILE FROM OUR HOUSE SHE NEVER CAME BACK.MAY 18,1901- TODAY WE FOUND BLOOD SPILLED EVERYWERE.WEGOT IT TESTED AND IT WAS MY DAUGHTER BUT HER BODY WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.MAY 19,1901-TODAY WILL BE MY LAST DAY ON EARTH I HAVE DECIDED TO KILL MYSELF SO I CAN BE WITH MY DAUGHTER.GOODBYE.Since Roxy read this she went and placed the note on top of the headstone.That night Roxy had this strange feeling that she had to go to the river to see if she could find even a trace of the girl.The next day Roxy's mother reported Roxy missing.She ran out to the river to see if she went there and she found her daughter and 5 other girls.On top of each one was a paper that had there names on them and what happened.Now the mother didn't know this but Roxy had found the same thing.All of the girls were doing the same thing as Roxy;trying to find Leah.But all they got was death by a ghost.This ghost was Leah She said before she killed each of the girls "My name is Leah Ivy Aledea and I don't want anyone but my mother to find me!!" and each girl went dead.If you just read this story Leah will come and get you and you will die the horrible death that her,Roxy,and the other girls died.But there is a way to reverse it copy and paste this onto 5 other videos in 1 hour and say your sorry to Leah exactly like this "Leah Ivy Aledea(A Le day is how you pronounce it)I am sorry but I will not search for you.Sorry again," and it will not happen to you.Bes

 
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niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiice :D

 
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dating an older women..hot. lmao emmets hilarious!xDD

 
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oooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkk um i like when emmett says ur dating an older woman hot at 0.o3-0.07

 
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that was so not cool

 
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yep buddy AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWGGGG GGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! i been w8n 4 ages 2 c dat clip!!!! the song in d bakground was... 'the violet hour' i zink.... MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN N DAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!! and edwards face when emmett sed dat... ROFL!!!! i love rob... yeah lets hope wolfgirlblack can c it lol

 
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I think it funny how Jasper getz pushed by Edward.

 
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ha ha jaspers face is to die for it is so funny i couldn't hear it very well cuse my mum would kill me dont ask why i dont want to push my luck i am lucky that i may be able to watch it so i have to be on a low poro cant do much about it but my freind who i pob go with is misscullengirl i can chat with her alot

 
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haha i liked freaked out when she got the paper cut! its scarier when you can actually see it!

 
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nice!

 
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thats not extended!!!!!! I saw the same thing on twilightguide.com!

 
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Im seeing it the day it comes out! Ahhhhh!!!!

 
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love it !

 
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ome

 
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lmao @ emmett! omg can't wait 2 c the whole thing

 
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haha!! emmett is so funny...

 
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at 0:21, edward sniffs her hair... cough cough* hair sniffer...

 
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE.

 
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okay, THE-Twinerd, screw off. Calm down, its not that big of a problem...

 
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blah...we're gonna see the whole movie before it hits theatres!

 
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I used to love Twilight, now I don't like it so much. But I'm planning to watch New Moon!

 
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I CANT WAIT! WATCHING THE MOVIE IS GONNA BE MY B-DAY PRESENT CUZ NOV 20 IS MY B-DAY!

 
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I'm not too sure about twilight, I mean, I think they are trying too hard to make it all sad and emotionless. And over-all, the whole story is kind of silly

 
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