1 year ago
The Bird Took A Dump On My Head!
Submitted by Katerina (14), from New Rochelle, NY
A few weeks ago, I was taking a stroll in the park when I spotted my crush J.D. there, walking his dog.
When J.D. saw me, he waved and then came over to chat. And I was SOOO excited (he's like the cutest guy ever)!
I thought things were going well. As we were talking, though, I felt a little drip hit my head. Just water? Nope.
Apparently, a bird pooped right on my head as I was flirting with J.D.!
I didn't realize anything was wrong though. So basically, I stood there like an idiot, talking to my crush with a big glop of poo in my hair.
J.D. kept trying to give me signals, like clearing his throat as he looked at my head. But I just thought he had a cold!
It wasn't until I ran my fingers through my hair that I saw all the white slimy stuff in it! EWWWW!!!
It was so gross, I gagged. I also, just left J.D. standing there, as I ran to the nearest public restroom to try and disinfect my whole scalp.
But I couldn't face him again. Not when I was such a poopyhead!
stupid birds why they always poop on ppl? lol!!
ewwwwwwww. I kno u stink! And thats wat u get, dumbie! ROFL
That sux!
HAHAHAHAA!!!! DATS WAT U GET!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
awwww that stinks.
that happened 2 my sisters boyfriend once we were at the zoo and he walked under a tree and little did he no a peacock was sitting in the tree and it pooped on his head he went insane but it was hilarious!!!!!!
That so never happened to me before!But it happened to this girl I know,it was SO funny.So sorry it happened in front of ur crush tho,that sucks.U should try talking to him tho,he seems nice.
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you are so dumb go and talk to him idiot and who the hell uses the word poopyhead i am sure you aren't in the first grade anymore
i think he still likes u go talk 2 him again!!!!!
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once i was playing dentist with my little sis (she made me, i swear!) and told her to look up and open her mouth cuz i was the dentist. we were outside, and a bird diariahhed in her mouth then pissed! she screamed and started crying! to top it all off, her breath smelled like craps all month!
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zikes lol
anonymous 2 down how is bird crap good luck
ewwwwwwwwwwww lolzzzz lmao rofl haha that happened 2 me 2 bo on my coat shhh itz a secret
thats supposed to mean good luck
OMG i cant beleave that happend!!!!!!!!!!
that happened to my sister!!! it was so funny!!!
OMG that happened to my friend !! ahahaha we were walking to my other friends house for lunch one day and my friend was like , uuuhmmmm.. i think a bird shit on my head !? me and my other friend were like on the ground wetting ourselves [ x
he seems like a nice guy im sure he would talk back to you becuz if he was trying to give u signals tht u have poop on ur head well then ovbvousily he was trying to help u out
its okay i'm sure he would understand if u told him
but its okay im sure he would understand b/c it wasn't ur fault anyway
eeewwww thats nasty
that happened 2 my dad
awwwwwwww and ewwwwwwww I woulde've done the same thing because that would be embarissing!
WOW talk about day
ewww thats gross but hey everbody has bad days....
isn't it supposed to be good luck when a bird poops on ur head?? btw: j.d isn't the cutest guy ever, david cook is!!!
wow. but it wasnt your fault.
it wasn't your fault.
aww :[ try again next timr, but INDOORS ! lol xD if he really liked u he wouldnt care about that one time.
omggggg......one timee i was at school nd we were walkin through the court yard from lunch nd all of a sudden i felt sumthin hit my head nd i thought someone spit on my head so i was about 2 cuss someone out.but i put my hand on my hair nd it was bird poop!!!!so when i got inside i went 2 the bathroom 2 call my mom nd tell her 2 cum pick me up.so i got picked up nd then after i went 2 the bus stop 2 go see all my friends get off the bus nd everyoneeeeeeee on my bus knew wat happened.so everyone kept callin me shithead.nd even my mom my sisters my brother my stepdad nd my brother-in-law were makin of me.lol it was nasty
omg that sucks a bunch!!! but youll get him baack!! just laugh it off with him! itll all be good
SADLY your prince charming got aaaaawwwwaaaayyyy
omg poor you!!!
one word ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
when u flirt with guys ur supposed to run ur fingas through ur hair. if you did that alot u would have found out
why didnt u check it first smarty
why didnt u check it when u felt it?
sick.once a lorikeet pooped on my arm.it was yellow.
Eww u should have checked first stupid!
ew.
that is gross and hilarious at the same time
that like tottally suckz!.
omg, i feel sooo sorrry 4 u.
Ew.
i'd do the same thing if i bird took a dump on my head! i feel sooo sorry for you! =[
THAT IS SO GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bu t 1 time a bird pooped on my moms head im so glad it wasnt me!!!!