The Bird Took A Dump On My Head!

A few weeks ago, I was taking a stroll in the park when I spotted my crush J.D. there, walking his dog.

When J.D. saw me, he waved and then came over to chat. And I was SOOO excited (he's like the cutest guy ever)! 

I thought things were going well. As we were talking, though, I felt a little drip hit my head. Just water? Nope.

Apparently, a bird pooped right on my head as I was flirting with J.D.! 

I didn't realize anything was wrong though. So basically, I stood there like an idiot, talking to my crush with a big glop of poo in my hair.

J.D. kept trying to give me signals, like clearing his throat as he looked at my head. But I just thought he had a cold!

It wasn't until I ran my fingers through my hair that I saw all the white slimy stuff in it! EWWWW!!!

It was so gross, I gagged. I also, just left J.D. standing there, as I ran to the nearest public restroom to try and disinfect my whole scalp.

But I couldn't face him again. Not when I was such a poopyhead!