4 months ago

Bombarding My Crush With Tennis Balls!

I was sitting at home last weekend, enjoying the AC, when I got a call from my BFF Christine: she said my crush Tim was practicing tennis in the park!

It might sound stalkerish, but I had been dying to see him all summer, so I headed right down there.

Tim was happy to see me. A good sign! But he was so focused on tennis, that I had to figure out a way to get involved. So I tried to use the tennis ball machine to help him practice.

Dumb idea. I had never used one before, and I must have turned the wrong switch, because the thing started to go crazy. All of a sudden, it started whipping the balls right at him. And one hit him square in the face and gave him a bloody nose!

I offered to get him help, but Tim shooed me away, muttering, "Thanks for helping out" sarcastically.

Ugh! Love-0 for me.
 
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tht sucks sooo much.

 
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he could have at least let you apologize!! hes not worth ur time if he wouldnt at least do that

 
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wow. dat is so dum. y didnt u ask him how to use it??

 
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oh well.coulda been worse

 
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the dude in the pic is soo ugly!

 
 
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OMG that is so funny it was like one minute she was trying to help him pracrice and then the thing started going wild and crazy

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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hahaha i cant believe people tot dat was he r crush in de pictur!!!! hahaha yeah cos de girl took out her camera to capture dat great moment:)

 
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i agree with GagGaGirl. and they could have put someone cuter, too

 
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That guy in the pic isnt her real crush of course but coudnt they have put someone younger looking?

 
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U PEOPLE R SO STUPID!THAT MAN IS ONLY AN EXAMPLE OF THE STORY.THATS NOT HER REAL CRUSH!what r u 6?

 
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haha the dude in the pic looks weird! he looks evil!!!!!!!!

 
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i agree with Kgal364 and Kevjonasrocks

 
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i agree wit Kevjonasrocks

 
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the girls name is eunice...

 
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The guy in the pic IS scary looking.

 
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But the guy in the pic luks...scary! Is he the crush u're talkin' 'bout?

 
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eeek! does anyone else think that guy looks scary?!? i mean , no offense or anything but..

 
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or the piucture doesnt look cute. the guy in the pic lkooks 30

 
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ur crush doesnt look that cute anyway

 
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haha FIRST!

 
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haha FIRST!

 
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haha FIRST!