8 months ago
Imagine going to a bookstore, all pumped because you finally were convinced to read
Twilight by your Twihard BFF. Or, you're going to buy a third copy of
New Moon.
You get to the store and search the shelves. Nothing. You ask a worker for help, and you hear most dreaded words ever to come out of someone's mouth (other than "R-Patz has a girlfriend"):
"Sorry, we don't carry Twilight." The horror!
Too scary to even imagine? Well, it's reality in a chain of bookstores called Deseret Book in Salt Lake City, Utah. (It's owned by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, of which author
Stephenie Meyer is a member, making the move even more confusing.)
A spokesperson for the store told a local Utah news outlet that "if a product is met with mixed review, Deseret Book typically will move that product to special order status." Mixed reviews? From who? Mr. Poopyhead from Ain't It Stupid News Dot Com? (Not an actual blog, BTW.)
Ugh, what's a TwiHard to do? We need the book in EVERY store, to spread the TwiLove! So once again, let’s make sure they HEAR US LOUD AND CLEAR!
Use the comment section as a petition, and we'll send it along to that book store and show them what they're missing!
1.Cover your mouth 2.Make a wish into hand. 3.Close hand [make into fist]. 4.Post on 3 different stories. tomorrow will be the best day of your life.
also if you have twilight you would have more sales which means more mulah!
also if you have twilight you would have more sales which means more mulah
You HAVE TO HAVE twilight!
everone reads twilight so you lose tons of bisness we are trying to help you
yeah they totally need twilight there theyll get like 1000 more ppl tht way!!
twilight!!!!! most kids love twilight, and fyiur loosing a lot of buisness!!!!
just as a heads up.....girls (and boys) buying Twilight books and other Twilight objects will most likely give you about 90% of your business. You are goin to lose a lot of money and customers....so be smart and CARRY THE TWILIGHT BOOKS! you dont want millions of teens to be unhappy, do you?!?!
Twilight is the best! Do you know how many people love Twilight!
i love that store
i dont get why everyone acts like its a big trajity when robert pattinson has a girlfriend i mean if your really his fan you should be happy for him because truth is youll probaby never meat him or date him so let him be happy.
Twilight rocks
you know you realy should carry twilight in the bookstore because twilight is popular and they would get more money than they are now probably.
lame...
SAVE THE TWI-HARDS IN UTAH
CARRY THE BOOK WOULD YOU????????????? WE NEED TO SPREAD THE LOVE!
GOOO TWI!!! YA!
i love that bookstore now!
CARRY THE BOOK FOR GODNESS SAKE VAMPIRES DON'T EXIST WE LOVE THEM BUT THEY DONT EXIST SO JUST CARRY THE AWSOME BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!
CARRY THE BOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
CARRY IT FOR GOODNESS SAKE. WE DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN VAMPIRES WE JUST LOVE THEM SO WHY THE HELL SHOULD GOD CARE ABOUT THAT??
CARRY IT
ummmm why?????? CARRY THE DARN BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
newsflash TWILIGHT SUCKS ASS. its baasicly jsut a book for desperate teenage girls with sparkly (WTF?!) vampire (or faries if you perfer) your fanbase is completely insane btw. have a nice day! :3 :3
??I cant understand that
they have to have it! they have all other books that have nothin to do with vamps!
cmon seriously?? i mnean who does not carry twilight..??! thats practically a crime!
carry it u twits!!
If they want to make big bucks, they should carry it!
i agree with misscullengirl
I agree with below comeon pepl haven't you noticed almost every aisle in a bookstore has at least 1 twilight book in it?!
hey u need 2 carry twilight if u dont i might die hypettcilly of corus but seriously u need to sell it it the best books in the world if it was harry i prouby wouldnt mind as much but this is twilight and selllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllll it were here to beet the book store
OMG!!!!! They can't do that!
HUH I THINK U MIGHT SPEAKIN ANOTHER LANGUAGE BUT COME ON TWILIGHT SAGA IS DA BEST UR REALLY MEAN PEOPLE IF U DONT LET PEOPLE READ IT, IT KINDA IS LIKE AN ESCAPE FROM ALL OUR TROUBLES N ITS FANTASY NOT LIKE ITS COMIN TO COME TRUE (WISH IT DID THOU) N I BET EVRY1 THERE IS DEPRESSED AWWE COME ON UTAH
HUH I THINK U MIGHT SPEAKIN ANOTHER LANGUAGE BUT COME ON TWILIGHT SAGA IS DA BEST UR REALLY MEAN PEOPLE IF U DONT LET PEOPLE READ IT, IT KINDA IS LIKE AN ESCAPE FROM ALL OUR TROUBLES N ITS FANTASY NOT LIKE ITS COMIN TO COME TRUE (WISH IT DID THOU) N I BET EVRY1 THERE IS DEPRESSED AWWE COME ON UTAH
GO TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SAVE THE BOOKS
"Sorry, we don't carry Twilight." The horror! WATT!!!!!!!!!! U DONT CARRY WAT???!!!!!!! HUH I THINK U MIGHT SPEAKIN ANOTHER LANGUAGE BUT COME ON TWILIGHT SAGA IS DA BEST UR REALLY MEAN PEOPLE IF U DONT LET PEOPLE READ IT, IT KINDA IS LIKE AN ESCAPE FROM ALL OUR TROUBLES N ITS FANTASY NOT LIKE ITS COMIN TO COME TRUE (WISH IT DID THOU) N I BET EVRY1 THERE IS DEPRESSED AWWE COME ON UTAH
THE HORROR!!!!!! My eyes ACTUALLY started to water-up after reading that last sentence in the 2nd paragraph! C'mon Utah save the extinction of your Twihards!!!!!
come on SAVE THE TWI-HARDS IN UTAH copy into ur comment if you agree. thats really sad i feelreally bad for all those people who cant read twilight because the stores dont carry it!!! i have 3 words for those people ORDER IT ONLINE!!!! lol
come on SAVE THE TWI-HARDS IN UTAH copy into ur comment if you agree.
SAVE THE TWI-HARDS IN UTAH copy into ur comment if you agree..
omg
How dare they! I can't even write what they have done. It's too vile. I would so fly out to Utah and start a riot! Haha. Bring the torches and pitch forks! Just Kidding....maybe....
anonymous ( the second one ) shut your mouth twilight is not DISGUSTING!!!!! U ARE!!! TWILIGHT IS AWESOME!!! AND U SHOULD BE NICE TO TWI-HARDS!!!! ( AND U ARE A BITCH!!)
thats b-s
NO STORES SHOULD EVER CARRY THAT DISGUSTING BOOK, IT IS AN INSULT TO ALL THINGS MUSE, COME ON MATT DOM AND CHRIS LETS GO AND BULID A NEW REALITY (HEHE MUSE HOODOO LYRIC)
THANK YOU GOD! HAVE YOU FINALLY HAVE TIME TO HEAR MY PRAYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i read twilight and it was soooooo good! get the book, peoples!
1.Cover your mouth 2.Make a wish into hand. 3.Close hand [make into fist]. 4.Post on 3 different stories. tomorrow will be the best day of your life.
that's is so dume i can not live without a book of the twilight saga the horror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! jackie323