1 year ago

Chace’s Dating Advice: Don’t Fart!

How's THIS for a gassy tale! Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford (who went out with Carrie Underwood) gave the U.K. edition of Glamour a list of things NOT to do on a date.

His list includes having “an obnoxious laugh, swearing like a sailor, bad breath, breaking wind.” (We prefer the term "tooting your butt trumpet," but whatevs.)

As for what he REALLY looks for in a girl besides not being bloated, the hottie says, "The most important thing to me is someone who makes me laugh. I know that’s cheesy." Wait…doesn't cheese make you fart?

 

FUNNIEST COMMENTS:
gossipgurl35: "I shouldn't let one rip if we're going out, Chace? Good to know! I'll just hold it in…or at least blame it on someone else. Whoever smelled it, dealt it, dude!"

totallybuggin: "Is that why he broke up with Carrie Underwood?"

kcISDABOMB: "What other brilliant advice does he have: Don't spit in your date's food, either?"

rachierach: "So much for taking Chace to a romantic meal at Taco Bell."

chacesfuturewife11: "What about wet farts? Do they count? They're silent, but deadly."

 
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wow! THAT was... interesting. wonder how he found it out? LOL. And by the way... tooting ur butt trumpet????? OK.....

 
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trying to hold in ur farts is l-a-m-e! u could make yourself sick! and if the guy hates when girls fart, the girl deserves better! every1 farts so all the weirdo guys out there, GET OVER IT!!!

 
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uuuuhh,dude when the hell did you figure that out????????

 
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captain obvious much, we can get better advice by reading about embarrising moments.

 
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Well don't give me a bowl of Chunky soup on a date. I'm not joking.

 

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is dat wat happened wit carrie underwood??? did she fart on u???

 
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ok chase.......talking about farts on internet.......

 
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wow.......... i mean duh y wud u pruposely fart on a date? hello dum

 
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what if he farts on the first date?

 
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why put that on the internet

 
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Hahahahaha! My friend's keep laughing til now. God, now she's farting! Out loudly!

 
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If my BFFs hear the term"tooting your butt trumpet" they'll pee their pants with laughter

 
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everyone farts or makes a mistake once in a while! Its called CUTTING THE CHEESE!!

 
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Totally!

 
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i love the "tooting you butt trumpet" wow my friends will crack up if i say that lol.

 
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kimmie909 are you a girl

 
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kimmie909 are you a girl

 
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kimmie909 are you a girl

 
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[lol]

 
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why did you reakup with carrie underwood

 
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all i can say is this guy is SOOOOO HOT!!!

 
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Chace is sooooooooo hot.but seriously everyone farts so theirs nothing u can really do about dat.

 
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Thanks for the advice I guess. Lol

 
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all i have 2 say is wow and 4th comment and i live in ca

 
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chace is hot!

 
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OMG THAT THE BEST ADVICE I'V EVER HEARD ( NOT )!?!? celeste lkd

 
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haha... cheese is yummy.... ha ha

 
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Eww!!!!! ya, chz does make u fart. YAY!! 1st comment!!