2 years ago

The Chocolate Looked Like You-Know-What

I bought a pair of white pants that showed off my butt perfectly, so I wore them to school a lot...and soon regretted it! I had them on the day that my pal Ashley brought chocolate cupcakes with yellow frosting to homeroom to celebrate her birthday.

I gorged on two of them, but didn't notice that I was sitting on a third one until it was too late. As I made my way over to this cute guy named Tim to chat him up, Ashley whispered to me, "You have something brown on your butt." Ugh! I turned around and it looked like I had crapped my pants!

No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get the chocolate stain off — and I didn't have a change of clothes — so I had to walk around all day like that. That's how I earned the nickname, "Little Miss Poopular!"

 
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how can you sit on one without knowing??

 
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Anonymous,just shut up! They have their on proplems besides your hurtful and backstabbing words.So,you know what? JUST SHUT UP! Bye!

 
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wow thaz y i don't really like white pants but how didn't u feel the squishiness under u

 
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my friend had like chocolate on her white pants and i waz like um....

 
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i would scream and pinch them thats why no one makes fun of me

 
 
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SUCKS FOR U WHAHAHAHAH!!!

 
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aww I would crrrry

 
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haha anonymous riight!! i woulda felt it tooo. look before you sit hun XD

 
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i would feel it if i sat on a cupcake. And, what do u mean by, "showed off my butt perfectly"? gross

 
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lol how do u accidently sit in a freakin cupcake lol

 
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that is funny!!!!!ur nickname!lmao

 
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All of these fail. Just.. epic fail.

 
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if that was me, i would just take or borrow a sweater, tie it around my waist and then ya, just be careful!!!!!

 
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hahahahahahahhahahahhaahh ahahahahahhahahhahahahaha hhahahahhhahahahahhahahah ahahhahahhahathatsuxsuxsu xsuxsuxsuxsuxsuxsux!!!!!! !!!!!!!hahahahhahahahahah ahahahhahahahahhhahahahah ahhahahhahahahahhaahhahah ahhahahahahhahahahahlosrl osrlosrlosrlosrlosrlosrlo srlosrlosrlosr

 
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WTF! that must suck

 
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niceeeeeeeeeeee that has got to burn

 
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my skool would give me new pants

 
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ew. dont wear white pants THAT much O_O

 
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wow i know how you feel well dont worry about it when people call you that just tell them to shutup.

 
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EW

 
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omg that really sux big time... i ♥ nick jonas

 
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u could'vve just put ur jacket around ur butt

 
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So sucks for u, I feel bad for u

 
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i would have gone home or called my mom to bring me new pants