11 months ago

Cinderella Vs. Miley: Who Has It Better?

This is no fairy tale!

Miley Cyrus recently revealed in an interview that, out of all the people (fictional or not), she would want to trade places with Cinderella "because she has her Prince Charming and gets to live happily ever after."

But doesn't she realize her life is SO MUCH BETTER than Cinderella's? Don't believe us? Here's the breakdown:

CLOTHING
Cinderella: Wears glass slippers
Miley: Owns "Hannah Montana"-branded shoe line

TRANSPORTATION
Cinderella: Rides in pumpkin
Miley: Gets porsche for birthday

RELATIVES
Evil stepsisters: Torture her at every opportunity
Real sister: Follows her around to yogurt shops

BOYFRIENDS
Cinderella: Prince Charming wears stupid tights
Miley: Prince Gaston wears tightie Whities

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u r like totally mean

 
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i still think that cinderella has it better because cinderella might not get a porsche for here birthday but cinderella lives back along time ago when there was't porsche and prince gaston might be cutter but cinderella is just fictional there is nobody purfect in this world

 
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dancer girl exactly how old r u AND MILEY DOEZ HAVE A ZIT rofl!!!!

 
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ummm...just 2 say umileyz a spoiled ugly bithy slutty etc brat!

 
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uuuummm...i think ciderella iz SO much better cuz shees not a $lut n acts like shees so $sexy n $uductive...all i say is mileyz gonna have sex a million times b4 shhes married...especially with thee lie that shhee got pregnant with 1 of thee jobros kids

 
 
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Miley miley miley... that girl i swear she better be locked up under lock and key bc she is something (not in a GOOD way)

 
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miley has a zit in that pic.. haha!

 
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can you spell.... BRAT!!!!!!!!!!! Check out either www.thebookthereason.word press.com or www.allthewater.wordpress .com

 
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cinderella.. sure she may be mistreated but at least she aint a $lut!!!

 
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cool I like

 
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Stop making fun of her!

 
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i agree with the jonny depp girl!!

 
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cinderella is better than miely cause cinderella is more nicer and better than miely so much better GO CINDERELLA

 
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cinderella is better than miely cause cinderella is more nicer and better than miely so much better GO CINDERELLA

 
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I would wnat tobe Cinderella. She's my favorite princess!! I went to disney as one of my christmas presents and the first thing I did at magic kingdom was get her autograph!!

 
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i relate to cinderella in real life but id rather hav mileys...

 
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miley has it so much better so she just needs to be quite

 
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'yummyjohnnydepp' somethings wrong with youuu! you have sum issues. yu go to africa! .... miley looks weird there. lol

 
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miley is a goody goody

 
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Miley Cyrus is awsome i like the new hannah montana better

 
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ewwwww...look @ her bottum teeth

 
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Miley is freaking annoying she just needs to go to like Africa or something and stop singing/acting

 
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umm okay then

 
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funny lmbo!

 
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I think that's true I think the boyfriends and sis is funny

 
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lol thts funny i hink Miley Cyrus has it betta

 
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taht is so ture miley is better than cinderella and mileys boyfreind wears tightie whities

 
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i thing miley is the best

 
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lol. The breakdown was funny. They also could have added Cinderella works real hard and Miley has everything handed to her cuz she's a spoiled brat. She has everything everyone else wants, and she can't be happy! Jeez maybe if she gave away a sixth of her money to the worlds than the rest of us could be as happy as she should be. Stupid spoiled brat

 
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miley has it way better. but i personally believe its sooo stupid to compare a rockstar to cinderella. i mean seriousy, theyre totally different ppl. even if one is fictional. doesnt mater. im ok with who i am i wouldnt change it for some stupid shoe line, or a pumpkin. like it'd be awesome but no thanks. thats just too weird.

 
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um billy ray says cinderella i mean 1000 dollars for allowance

 
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miley has a better life she is like a rockstar

 
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uh tokiohotfreak22 y dont u get a life

 
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totally miley

 
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mileys way better of than cindy

 
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cinderalla has a better life than miley

 
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lolz! =]

 
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miley has a waaaaay better life i wish i were her. SHE RULES!

 
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haha

 
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how could you guys do this 2 your own friernd if i met miley she wuld be down 2 earth

 
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THINK MILEY HAS A BETTER LIFE CAUSE WHO WOULD WANT UGLY STEP SISTERS WHO TELL U WHAT TO DO AND MAKE U CLEAN THE FLOORS BY HAND WHILE THEY GO OUT TO A DANCE/DATE.ANS CINDERELLA HAS TO RIDE IN A PUMPKIN AND MILEY GETS A PORSCHE FOR HER BIRTHDAY AND MILEY GETS THE HANNAH MONTANA SHOE LINE AND CINDERELLA GETS GLASS SLIPPERS.I THINK MILEY ABSOLOUTLY HAS A BETTER LIFE CAUSE SHE HAS A GREAT DAD AND MOM.

 
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wait. does he really wear tightie whities? or was that just a joke? i dont get it.

 
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miley has it wayyyyyyyyy better

 
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loll~

 
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hahahaha (:

 
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anybody has it better than miley ANYONE IS BETTER THAN MILEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

 
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I THINK MILEY HAS A BETTER LIFE CAUSE WHO WOULD WANT UGLY STEP SISTERS WHO TELL U WHAT TO DO AND MAKE U CLEAN THE FLOORS BY HAND WHILE THEY GO OUT TO A DANCE/DATE.ANS CINDERELLA HAS TO RIDE IN A PUMPKIN AND MILEY GETS A PORSCHE FOR HER BIRTHDAY AND MILEY GETS THE HANNAH MONTANA SHOE LINE AND CINDERELLA GETS GLASS SLIPPERS.I THINK MILEY ABSOLOUTLY HAS A BETTER LIFE CAUSE SHE HAS A GREAT DAD AND MOM.

 
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well if you put it that way...

 
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I think that miley s wwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ayyyyyyyyyyy cooler than Cinderella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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wowww

 
 

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