Cinderella Vs. Miley: Who Has It Better?

This is no fairy tale!

Miley Cyrus recently revealed in an interview that, out of all the people (fictional or not), she would want to trade places with Cinderella "because she has her Prince Charming and gets to live happily ever after."

But doesn't she realize her life is SO MUCH BETTER than Cinderella's? Don't believe us? Here's the breakdown:

CLOTHING
Cinderella: Wears glass slippers
Miley: Owns "Hannah Montana"-branded shoe line

TRANSPORTATION
Cinderella: Rides in pumpkin
Miley: Gets porsche for birthday

RELATIVES
Evil stepsisters: Torture her at every opportunity
Real sister: Follows her around to yogurt shops

BOYFRIENDS
Cinderella: Prince Charming wears stupid tights
Miley: Prince Gaston wears tightie Whities

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