2 years ago
Comebacks That Really Sting
I am sure most of us — if not all of us — have been in an argument where we have trouble thinking of a good comeback and we blurt out something lame like, “Nuh uh, you are,” or, “I know you are but what am I.” Unfortunately, those comebacks don’t really have that bite we're looking for.
So post some of the best comebacks you've heard! The next time any of us are in a situation where someone is talking smack in front of all our friends, we can throw them a zinger — and leave 'em tongue-tied.
nice 1 imawesomeandcool,i'll probably use that 1
1: do u want to hang out? 2: No wayy loser. 1: oh you misheard me. i said you have chicken legs!
1: do u want to hang out? 2: No wayy loser. 1: oh you misheard me. i said you have chicken legs!
1: hate your outfit. 2: i can change the outfit. your stuck with the face forever! (i got that from hannah montana and changed it a little)
ur so chicken u could have a hot bath and end up cooking into broth
i like chocolate! hope u post mine!
do u still like nature despite what it did to u
It basically goes like this:1.somebody bosses you around or tells you to shut up 2.You say:Make me! 3.The person says: I will!4.You say:Then do It!And they won't do anything! Try it! It really works!
That anonymous person from 4 months ago that said that thing about the farts that's from the movie Ritchie Rich!!!!!
Ok...Say someone calls you a slut and a whore...You say: Yuo can call me a slut...You just can't call me a whore cuz whores get paid and I do it alllll for free...
your so stupid you started crying because you said your fish drowned. your so stupid you brought a telephone to the woods to make some bird calls. your so stupid you saw a fat guy and yelled SANTA in the middle of july. your so stupid you saw the Kanye West incident and cried 'Yay Kanye North!'
heehee these are funny. i gotta use 'em on any annyng ppl who bug me. :]
How to insult a braggart. 1: Im such a STAR! 2: Don't insult yourself! 1: Huh? i said STAR. 2: Yes, but STAR backwards spells RATS.
1: wanna hang out? 2: Not if my hair was on fire and you were the last bucket of water on earth. wait, its true! im hot, and your a sweaty pig!
ilove2text that was a good 1! if ur 9! i used that in 4th grade to this bitch in my clas
the other day we all wore our halloween costumes on monday cuz thats when the halloween dance was in my middle school and my enemy was being a princess but i went up to her and said oh thats such a scary mask where did u get it from she said what mask i said oops tat ur face? and she started laughing and said i dont get it LOL i was like it means ur ugly bitch
theres this girl @ school that always get on my nerves cuz she always make stupid comments about my clothes ans whenever she walks by me she all ways says ewww!
If u want 2 cal sum1 ugly: U have a giant pimple growing out of ur neck. Oh...wait...is that ur face? oops. If u want 2 cal sum1 stupid say: Don't you go to school? want 2 cal sum1 fat: Get in line! (point at a fat person)
-_- Like, all of these comebacks are stupid.
Person below me;; I always thought that comeback was stupid.
if someon calls u a bitch say to them thank you for the compliment because a dog bark,bark is apart of nature and nature is beautiful
person1:you really smell you:why are you talking abot your self
person a: well people are talking. person b: well whatever they say, its better than being a whore
hee i got one! person 1: you biznatch!! peron 2: really i have a word for you too, but im just too polite to say what it is!
atleast my face doesnt look like my butt. or whaat you gonna use for a face when the monkey wants its butt back?
OMG funnyfrog who cares you Boring, Insensitive, Too stupid, Clutzy, Hacker of a BITCH
teamjonas11, those are all from "The Clique." You are so unoriginal.
"I'd make you come down to my height, but your always on your knees."
did i ask you to take my temperature? (no) then why are you all up in my butt? Did i invite you to my bbq? (no) then why are you all up in my grill? Are you a bird? (no) then why are your clothes so cheep?
your so stupid you put suspenders on your overalls so they cant fall down
if u get in a fight and hit someone in the face and they start freaking out say: i didn't hit u, i simply high fived ur face.
Wow... No wonder all of you get picked on! Your comebacks are seriously weak! I heard all this lame stuff back when I was in elementary school! Who needs a comeback anyway? One swift punch to the gut will shut the person up!
Wow... No wonder all of you get picked on! Your comebacks are seriously weak! I heard all this lame stuff back when I was in elementary school! Who needs a comeback anyway? One swift punch to the gut will shut the person up!
im rubber ur glue whatever u say bounces of me and sticks to u
anonymony ur jokes suk there homo
most if these mama jokes suk like u
i love this site it gives me all the comebacks i need
If someone makes fun of you for wearing braces,say, at least I can afford them
well i wouldn't call this a comeback, but if someone is being annoying you say "what's up your butt" and if they say "what did you say?" you say "whatever it is it's sideways"
my outfit's ugly? i can wear something else. you're stuck with the thing on your head you call a face
my outfit's ugly? i can wear something else. you're stuck with the thing on your head you call a face
this works for a fat person. if they're picking on you, say- "pick on someone your own size- hold up, I don't think we can find a sumo wrestler anywhere near.
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Heres a good one for when someone calls you a bitch: You calling me a bitch? Your the bitch! And your moms a bitch for having a bitch, your dads a bitch for screwing a bitch, so ya, whos the bitch now, BITCH.
Someone called me fat and i paused then said"oh im sorry i was too distracted by your FREAKISLY LARGE EARS!!!! DOOD DO SUMTHIN ABOUT THAT!!!!!!"
Some ppl say u r two faced. i personally dnt think thts tru bcuz if u were, y wld u b wearing tht 1??????
why are you calling her fat, look at you. according to a lot of people the only reason that you came out of your mom's stomach is because you saw a twinkie.
hey i heard ur mom got disqualified in a ugly contest because no professionals allowd!!!(that is 1)
well look at yourself!
o an another 1. the other day this guy was calling this grl an animal. and she was trying 2 b funny and he was like ppl dont laff at animals. i wanted 2 defend her so i was like "shawn, if ppl dont laff at animals, then y do ppl laff at u? BURN!