5 months ago
Could Robert Pattinson Beat Up Chuck Norris?
Ready for something totally random? How about a face-off between our man Robert Pattinson and action star Chuck Norris! Michael Welch has costarred with both of those guys (he actually appeared in an old episode of Norris' cheesy TV show Walker: Texas Ranger).
So naturally he was asked how the two stack up (thanks to Celebuzz).
Better smelling: Rob! Says Michael: he "smells like heaven!"
Better beard: Chuck! (No fair, though. Rob can't really grow one that well.)
Looks better in tight jeans: Rob! But, says Michael, "you can't beat Walker in a pair of tight pants." Uhh... okayyy.
Who'd win in a fight: "I have to go with Edward Cullen, although you know Walker was pretty invincible, but I don’t think that Walker’s fractured slow-mo could save him against Edward. In fact, in real life Rob's no slouch in the ring. He could take somebody, but Chuck, I don’t quite think so."
Sounds like you can't make up your mind, Michael! So we'll do it for you... Rob wins this round, hands down. No?
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Rob is the hottest guy ever including taylor lautner but i don't think anything could take on chuck norris. i wonder what he thinks when he goes to walmart and sees the rules of chuck norris posters. how did the chuck norris thing even start?
I bet he couldnt even beat up Harry Potter, and he looks wimpy!(wimpy, but cute)
no way chuck norris would just roundhouse kick robert to the face lol sorry robert
the day chuck norris was born the doctor was knocked out. nobody spanks...CHUCK NORRIS!
no way!he could not beat up chuck !
no way!he could not beat up chuck !
This is funny!Go to Google type in Finding Chuck Norris and click "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Uh-huh. Rob is a wimp. He could not take Chuck... not 4 a second. If they were to box eachother, like in real life, Chuck would get put in jail for murder of rob, i swear.
my last name is walker so he could take me any time
rob is soo guna lose ivy
haha! that is very funny! NOONE can beat chuck norris ever. EVER. rob pattinson can SUCK IT
rob is such a wimp!!! he could not take down a chawawa let alone chuck norris!!!! i really do think that rob is ugly, gay ,and is a weirdo!! i mean really its chuck norris pepole!!!!
rob is a wimp he couldnt take down a chawawa let alone chuck norris!!!
ha, that's funnny :) chuck norris is unbeatable. i mean come on, it's chuck norris (:
Lol. nobody can beat chuck norris, except chuck norris.
nobody can beat chuck norris!
Who cares about Robert Pattinson anyway? And Chuck would beat Rob anyday!!!!
I love the guy but rob would get owned! But Edward the vampire would kill chuck!
even though i lov rob hed get bet bad then whens hes edward hed win
in a movie as a vampire rob. but in real life rob is a little sissy. scared of his own fans so chuck. But in the movies rob doesn't do ANY of his own stunts. He wouldn't run on a flat surface for the base ball scene! so maybe chuck for movie because he would be to scared to fight.
I think in the movie world cullen, duh. In the real world...it kinda depends how old norris is now. haha Patinson would prolly do well.
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ROB CAN BEAT HIM IN ENY AND EVERYTHONG but dont get me wrong chuck is awesome 2
i love you robert pattinson
umm thats pretty obvious.. chuck norris would just round house kick edward and rob and theyd be dead
edward cullen would beat chuck but chuck would beat Robert
edward cullen would beat chuck but chuck would beat Robert
actually Robert could just smile and chuck would faint
oh and "crzy rpatz luvr" U R Wat U say. Get off ur fat a## and do something other than act all tuff online. What are you gunna do? U trying to prove something? Track me down and find out where I am, and then I will beat you to a pulp. Just like Chuck could to Rob. I'm two friggin belts away from blackbelt, and Chuck IS one. Oh, and Jack Bauer from 24 Rulez, too. The older u are, the more time you have to DO somethingwith your life.Happy 4th of July.
Freakin Haters. U ALL SUCK!!! (i'm not gonna say What exactly u suck tho.)
U all havnt even seen Chuck Norris in action, have you? Rob sux, so does Twilight, and when is the last time you have met a guy that "sparkles" and ISNT gay???
i agree wit crzy rpatz luvr.calibelle98 is a b*tch
CALIBELLE98 OMG Chuck Norris is like in his 50's! you can physically see the wrinkles around his eyes!!! and what the h*ll is up with his hair? it looks like a style that my 48 year old auntie just tried out! bottom line, ROBERT PATTINSON/EDWARD CULLEN ROCK!
I agree w/ crzy rpatz luvr .CALIBELLE98 needs to shut up!!!
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