5 months ago
Could Robert Pattinson Beat Up Chuck Norris?
Ready for something totally random? How about a face-off between our man Robert Pattinson and action star Chuck Norris! Michael Welch has costarred with both of those guys (he actually appeared in an old episode of Norris' cheesy TV show Walker: Texas Ranger).
So naturally he was asked how the two stack up (thanks to Celebuzz).
Better smelling: Rob! Says Michael: he "smells like heaven!"
Better beard: Chuck! (No fair, though. Rob can't really grow one that well.)
Looks better in tight jeans: Rob! But, says Michael, "you can't beat Walker in a pair of tight pants." Uhh... okayyy.
Who'd win in a fight: "I have to go with Edward Cullen, although you know Walker was pretty invincible, but I don’t think that Walker’s fractured slow-mo could save him against Edward. In fact, in real life Rob's no slouch in the ring. He could take somebody, but Chuck, I don’t quite think so."
Sounds like you can't make up your mind, Michael! So we'll do it for you... Rob wins this round, hands down. No?
ROB RAWXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
ROB RAWXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
ROB RAWXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
ROB RAWXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
ROB RAWXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
ROB RAWXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
ihartnickjonas I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!! Here's what ihartnickjonas said: "chuck!!! rob is so ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! chuck i have no idea who he is but i heard he was strong and cool so ya!!!! i think chuck and you cant make me think rob can win!!!! but i did like rob in twilight!!!! uum... ya!!! who ever thinks rob is hot or cute then you are so weird. who ever thinks rob is ugly your awsome!!!!!!!!! bye. i love you allllllll!!!!!!!" U R Awesome!!!
Chuck Norris is waaaaayyyyy better than Mr. Sparkly. Hey Rob: Guys who sparkle in the real world are more than likely gay.
i love Robert!!!!!!!!
hahahahahaha!!!1 wvery1 makes fun of Chuck Norris! if u havent heard jokes abt him u live under a rock but yes i agree tht Rob would win anything against Chuck Norris! HAHAHA i just made a chuck norris joke!
haha LOLZ!
ihartnickjonas YOU ARE AWESOME!!!
LOL! He smells like heaven!
ya edward cullen all the way chuck is creepy n old
um.. random much..???
Robert could totaly beat up chuck noris ... chuck is an old dude
Robert is so awesome he would totaly beat chuck noris at a flirting contest
thats hellal funny
that is hella funny
ihartnickjonas1546 IS SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO WRONG ROB IS WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY MUCH BETTER THEN CHUCK (EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bye. i love you allllllll!!!!!!!
chuck!!! rob is so ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! chuck i have no idea who he is but i heard he was strong and cool so ya!!!! i think chuck and you cant make me think rob can win!!!! but i did like rob in twilight!!!! uum... ya!!! who ever thinks rob is hot or cute then you are so weird. who ever thinks rob is ugly your awsome!!!!!!!!!
rob would win! duh! and chuck norris is sooo dumb all of the boys in my class are all like "chuck norris can beat a statue in a staring contest" and who cares! he is old and dumb!
rob robrobrob!!!definately rob!!!!
angels sang out in an immaculate chorous down from the heavens decsended Chuck Norris who delivered a kick which could shatter bones Into the crotch of Indiana Jones.....opps i mean Edward or rob or i know who....JEEEEEEZUZZZZ!!!!! i am emmett. i am chuck norris. i am amazingly bootifil and vair vair modest
rob would own u! not like that though
oh yeah baby!!
Definately Rob!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROBERT-PATZ IS AWESOME! he would totally win lolz and rofl TeamEdward101 I so agree! edward is hot!
rob all the way
Edward/Rob would totally win
I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!! HE IS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!
lol i agree with teamEdward101
Rob would win because Rob's hotness would overpower Chuck. LOL
ok i love robert and all but you CAN'T BEAT CHUCK NORRIS!!!! that's a BIG no-no
Rob would totally win, no doubt!
Rob will win cuz chuck would be frozen still by rob's sexiness(but Walker Texas Ranger used to be one of my fave shows so i dont appreciate 4tnz calling it cheesy)
Robert GO RoB TEAM EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
ROBERT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *TEA M SWITZERLAND*
ROBERT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *TEA M SWITZERLAND*
of course robert can! Go Rob!!
ROBERT WINS CHUCK IS KINDA....LET'S SAY NO LONGER 20 (;
oh ya!!!!! totaly rob all the way!!!!!! go TEAM EDWARD!!!!!
o yes! rob all the way baby!. sry chuck. the sexy ones always win. ♥♥♥
yes! go rob!!!!!!!
of course rob will win he is so HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
go rob!!!!!!!! he (ROB) will win!!!!!! because he s the sexy s guy on the earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
of corse Rob wins!!he aways wins!!!!He is perfect!!!!!
Chuck wins are you crazy?!