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Could Robert Pattinson Beat Up Chuck Norris?
Ready for something totally random? How about a face-off between our man Robert Pattinson and action star Chuck Norris! Michael Welch has costarred with both of those guys (he actually appeared in an old episode of Norris' cheesy TV show Walker: Texas Ranger).
So naturally he was asked how the two stack up (thanks to Celebuzz).
Better smelling: Rob! Says Michael: he "smells like heaven!"
Better beard: Chuck! (No fair, though. Rob can't really grow one that well.)
Looks better in tight jeans: Rob! But, says Michael, "you can't beat Walker in a pair of tight pants." Uhh... okayyy.
Who'd win in a fight: "I have to go with Edward Cullen, although you know Walker was pretty invincible, but I don’t think that Walker’s fractured slow-mo could save him against Edward. In fact, in real life Rob's no slouch in the ring. He could take somebody, but Chuck, I don’t quite think so."
Sounds like you can't make up your mind, Michael! So we'll do it for you... Rob wins this round, hands down. No?
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of corse he can i luv rob he can totally beat chuck at anything
of corse he can i luv rob he can totally beat chuck at anything
Hi, I'm Christina Pattinson! I think my hot husband, Robby, Robby P. could beat Chuck up, that little rotten ugly guy up! Go, Robert, Go!
HI
rob could soo take chuck
I think if anyone were to beat up chuck it would be my robbie
rob is SO UGLY! >:0
ROB!!!he could sooo beat him!!!GO ROB!!
Ok This made no sense!
I love Robert with all of my heart, and I know he can beat chuck norris, hands down!
I love RPattz with all my heart, and I know he'd beat chuck norris hands down!
umm ok then
if u think rob is ugly comment me !peace luv
OK CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE HECK IS SO HOT ABOUT RPATZ IF HES SO UGLY?!?!and if u say cuz hes edward cullen+vamps are hot ur blind!
OK CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS SO HOT ABOUT RPATZ IF HES SO UGLY!!!!!!????AND if u say cuz hes edward cullen and vamps r hot ur an idiot!
eww i hate rob!
i think robert will win =) he is sooo sexy <3
actually both actors have states that they do not hav a myspace, and i have metthem while auditioning for Leah. plus you shouldnt believe all that you read in magazines
um 4tnz get your facts right u need to write a story on r-patz and k-stew... they ARE dating according to us weekly and their official myspace. just saying u need to tell everybody else who doesnt know :D
r-pattz foreverrr!!
rob LOSES all the categories! matt bellamy wins ALL OF THEM! he has a great beard,great hair ( not greasy), awsome skinny jeans!,and totally kicks ass at fighting
whos chuck norris??????????????????? ????????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????
Rob wins with his hands behind his back!
EDWARD AGAINT WALKER? WINNER IS EDWARD ROB AGAINT CHUCK NORRIS?: ROB DIES WHEN ALL CHUCK NORRIS DOES....IS, GIVE HIM THE EYE................
Rob wins in all categories! Twilight Rocks! Keep it up!
if your a true robert pattinson fan, go to this website: angelah14.webs.com
of course he can, his the best..................... .. for ever.
email me- soccerchik48@yahoo.com
ya, r-pattz can SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO beat up chuck norris...and if he were a vampire in REAL LIFE, he could beat em up in a few seconds. BURN CHUCK NORRIS!!! HAHAHA
ya, r-pattz can SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO beat up chuck norris...and if he were a vampire in REAL LIFE, he could beat em up in a few seconds. BURN CHUCK NORRIS!!! HAHAHA
siempre robbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
so thats chuck norris every one in my class were all like "you're moma's chuck norris" and i would be "who's chuck norris" and they would be "you're moma"
xxstephelloxx, i agree. as much as i love Rob i think that Chuck could beat him up!!!!!!!!
CULLEN CILLUN CULLEN
THANK U CULLEN-HALE-LOVER AND AS FOR U ANOMYUS U ARE MEAN JUST CUZ THERE are people out there who hate him dosent mean u have to gang up on them! and just as olikandy said u should be happy i hate him it makes the copetition better for your "dream man" hee hee
yeah its better for us if at least one girl doesnt like robert pattison hehe. makes the competition easier AGREE Cullen-Hale-Lover.... :D
well, i think he..... well i dont think so but if he was a quick enough vampire he could!! he cant beat him up, but hes HOT!!! and chuck norris aint!
chuck norris!!!!!
HE can so beat Chuck Norris
Hey cut it out dont fight pattisonluatn or whatev dont call ppl bad names just shut the heck up ppl dont hate mrsmitchelmusso cuz she duznt like rob so get over it
Lalala.. Mrs.Mitchel_Musso you're just jealous that Rob is now super famous, and out-shine many of the other stars out thr, which probably includes your personal idol too. That's why you're jealous ): Please don't be sad.
lmao!! wo0ow Mitchel musso is not cute. like seriously. rob looks wayyyy better! you guys need to stop using that pic of rob! not a cute one...thanks! -starr
Mrs.Mitchel_Musso ur a fag ur obviously just annoyed cuz evryone hates u cuz u don't like rob
Mrs.Mitchel_Musso ur a fag ur obviously just annoyed cuz evryone hates u cuz u don't like rob
lol, no one can beat chuck norris, no matter how popular a movie they're in, end of story.
CHUCKY NORIS CAN BEAT HIM IN 5 SECONDS! ROB IS A FAG HE CANT FIGHT WITH ANYONE CUZ HES GAY! ROB IS UGLY TOO!
I would have to say if he was the undead then yea, but real life not a chance. Chuck would kill him in 2sec flat. I am a fan of both.
I have to say edward would win but not Robert
ya.... chuck all the way
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