Could Robert Pattinson Beat Up Chuck Norris?

Ready for something totally random? How about a face-off between our man Robert Pattinson and action star Chuck Norris!

Michael Welch has costarred with both of those guys (he actually appeared in an old episode of Norris' cheesy TV show Walker: Texas Ranger).

So naturally he was asked how the two stack up (thanks to Celebuzz).

Better smelling: Rob! Says Michael: he "smells like heaven!"

Better beard: Chuck! (No fair, though. Rob can't really grow one that well.)

Looks better in tight jeans: Rob! But, says Michael, "you can't beat Walker in a pair of tight pants." Uhh... okayyy.

Who'd win in a fight: "I have to go with Edward Cullen, although you know Walker was pretty invincible, but I don’t think that Walker’s fractured slow-mo could save him against Edward. In fact, in real life Rob's no slouch in the ring. He could take somebody, but Chuck, I don’t quite think so."

Sounds like you can't make up your mind, Michael! So we'll do it for you... Rob wins this round, hands down. No?