1 year ago
The Cow Poo Attacked Me!
Submitted by Catherine (15), from St. Louis, MO
A few weeks ago, this REALLY cute guy named Dylan took me to a state fair, which was kinda cool.
We ate funnel cakes and rode a few rides. (Plus, he had his arm around me the whole time!)
But everything became a big pile of dung, once we got to the live animal area.
They let you get up close and personal with sheep, horses and other beasts. Dylan was really into it, so I tried to be a sport and pet the animals, even though they seemed kinda gross.
Maybe they sensed my skeeved attitude. Because when I tried to touch one of the cows, the thing went completely ballistic.
I was so shocked at all the crazy moo-ing that I tripped over a feeding trough and fell into pen...and right smack dab into a big, stinky pile of cow manure.
It was SOOOO disgusting! It got all over my nice skirt and shoes, not to mention my bare hands. Plus, I smelled like... well, like cow manure, of course.
I even had to be hosed down by the animal handlers, and I was really not happy. But Dylan and everybody else in the fair thought it was really funny.
I wanted the date to last longer, but decided to cut it short after my smelly, horrible experience. Dylan asked me why. My answer: "I'm just pooped."
No offence, but that is PRETTY HILARIOUS!!!!
PLEASE DO NOT READ! IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO 5 VIDEOS, STORIES, AND GAMES YOU WILL GET KISSED OR ASKED OUT ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT, IF YOU DO NOT YOUR CRUSH WILL SEND YOU THE MAZE GAME AND THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST WILL WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING AND SHE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS DO YOUR JOB AND GOOD LUCK.
PLEASE DO NOT READ! IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO 5 VIDEOS, STORIES, AND GAMES YOU WILL GET KISSED OR ASKED OUT ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT, IF YOU DO NOT YOUR CRUSH WILL SEND YOU THE MAZE GAME AND THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST WILL WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING AND SHE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS DO YOUR JOB AND GOOD LUCK.
PLEASE DO NOT READ! IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO 5 VIDEOS, STORIES, AND GAMES YOU WILL GET KISSED OR ASKED OUT ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT, IF YOU DO NOT YOUR CRUSH WILL SEND YOU THE MAZE GAME AND THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST WILL WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING AND SHE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS DO YOUR JOB AND GOOD LUCK.
i have cows!!! hehehahahohohum!! and a bottle of rum BLBLBLBLBLINGBLONG!!!!!!! ! I CARUMBAAAAAAAAA!!! mooooooooo im a chicken HAHAHAHAHA
PLEASE DO NOT READ! IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO 5 VIDEOS, STORIES, AND GAMES YOU WILL GET KISSED OR ASKED OUT ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT, IF YOU DO NOT YOUR CRUSH WILL SEND YOU THE MAZE GAME AND THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST WILL WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING AND SHE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS DO YOUR JOB AND GOOD LUCK.
wow.
thats unfortunate, but at least you crush did not take it the wrong way..
thats unfortunate, but at least you crush did not take it the wrong way..
lolz thats funny!!!!
lol. didn't your crush know that you fell in cow manure?! i thought everyone would be looking at you strangely with their noses blocked!
That i sooooo frickin hilarious. We all have embarrisising moments okay. One time this guy I liked saw my crack. He was sucfh a jerk and made funn of me. So mouch for that crush. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
IT'S A COW! cows r sooo cute not to mention their huge tongue, i just crack up every time i see the tongue!have some fun and don't be scared of cows.
why couldnt your date see you wanted to leave? you'd just fell in poop!
why couldnt your date see you wanted to leave? you'd just fell in poop!
why couldnt your date see you wanted to leave? you'd just fell in poop!
why couldnt your date see you wanted to leave? you'd just fell in poop!
i agree with weeone1992
Maybe you should think about that before showing off!!! Gosh oyu guys. Just be NORMAL.
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i think u did wuts rite-its rlly sweet tho tht he wanted u to stay-it shows that even if u smell all gross from cow manure, he duznt care, cuz he likes u.
you actually said that what a nerdbomber
awww he wanted yew too stayy!!
I think thats really sweet that he wanted you to stay. it shows tat he really likes u.
ur an idiot! u shouldv'e said "omigosh! ur really into animals!" that act all lovey and mushy. whatever teens do!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
animals have feelings and they can sense our feelings like 100 times better than we can, but u should have stayed since he wanted u to stay
animals are so not gross! I ahve animals like 4 horses and i dont think there gross You are a "POOP" head
THAT SOOOOOOOOOO SUCKS!!!! BUT AT LEAST HE STILL LIKES U
LOL THAT IS SOOOOOO FUNNY BUT I CARE.
that sucks.......i guess be super careful next time.
thats grosss
animals arent gross...i have three horses, && at least he understood :)
LMAO means Layghing My A** Off!!!
lucky you got to pet a cow!!!!!!!!! their my fav. animal!!!!!!!!!!!!=) i only eat them once a month =)
ew
That was a CRAPPY date
it was a good idea to cut it short lol. and at least he didnt find it repulsive and never want to speak to you again. he didnt want to end it either
i wouldve cut it short too. I feel sorry for you, they shouldn't have laughed... I hope you sitll hang out with him though.
i wouldve cut it short too. I feel sorry for you, they shouldn't have laughed... I hope you sitll hang out with him though.
i wouldnt have cut iit short he obviously didnt care
aww that really sucks!!
ummm lol but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i no how u feel same thing happed too me but not that animal its on bopmag.com
That Stinks! (literly) I dedicate this sad face 2 u :(
hahaha that's sooo funny!!! I think i woulda fallen on the ground laughing!!!
Aww you poor thing! Oh well, accidents happen.
its not your fault
wow dat was dumb
i think he still likes you. at least he didnt dump you