5 months ago

Dad Smacked My Crush With A Golf Club!

One of my favorite summertime activities is mini golfing. I go all the time, and so last week, when my dad offered to take me, I grabbed my club and gladly said yes.

I was a little bit worried, because my dad is a bit of a goofball and can get really embarrassing, but who would see us, right? Wrong!

On the second hole, I noticed my crush, Ben, was there, too! He was golfing along with some friends, and I wandered off to say hello.

But I guess my dad wanted some attention, because he came over and started juggling golf clubs!

I was embarrassed enough already... and then it got a million times worse. One of the putters flew out of his hand, and smacked Brian right in the ose!

Thankfully, he wasn't hurt TOO bad... unfortunately, my chances with him definitely were!
 
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poor brain

 
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ose? u mispelled nose u know! there is an N!!! and is his name ben or brian?!?!?! i think this story is made up cuz HELLO??? ose, ben, brian?!?!?!

 
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in the "ose"??

 
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i hope dhatsz not him...he ugly...2 dha max!!!

 
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i love kevin jonas and all, but i cant c him getting married

 
 
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my crushes name is ben!!! and the weird thing is he has a friend named brain!

 
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Whoa..

 
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ummmm is ur crush ben or brian u got me confused.....but still if it was my crush i wouuld NEVER show my face to him again and i'd be pissed at my dad lol

 
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY IF YOU POST THIS TO 3 STORIES/VIDEOS/PICS. IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 3 DAYS. OMG SO SCARY IT ACTUALLY WORKS. (NOT THE DYING PART.)

 
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lol, true. maybe brian is 1 of ben's friends?

 
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yeah! right spazy1234

 
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2 things is it brain or ben second they said ose!

 
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oh my gosh he looks badly wooned.

 
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um is it ben or brian?

 
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nandjallday is totally rite!! first they say ben then its brian

 
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nandjallday is totally rite!! first they say ben then its brian

 
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omgz

 
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i would kill my dad so much

 
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omg wtf ben then brian omg hahaa this is so retarded she's such a freakin fake....wow she thinks we're losers nd wont knoe!! she didnt even spell nose rite she put ose....FAKE STORY!!.....well most stories here r fake...idiot!!

 
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ur fake courtney. wildchild62626, is rite

 
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It would be mom mom...and she would be like: "OOOOOOHHHH! Who is this!!" or break out the "funny"(acording to her) stories about me... :'(

 
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hahaha she put ose instead of nose but seriously i wouldnt go away from dad u no how they r

 
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i wuld never talk to my dad ever ever ever again. shame shame.. tisk tisk...

 
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I would kill my dad

 
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Okay ben or brian which is it?

 
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wow thats gotta hurt -Kathy-

 
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lol

 
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wow that sucks sorry

 
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wow that would sosuck!

 
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lol fail

 
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I think that this might just be a tall tale

 
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haha thats funny.. seriously ben or brian??

 
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is it ben or brian make upp ur mind haha

 
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is it ben or brian make upp ur mind haha

 
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is it ben or brian make upp ur mind haha

 
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is it ben or brian make upp ur mind haha

 
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is it ben or brian make upp ur mind haha

 
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lmao

 
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lmao

 
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lmao

 
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lmao

 
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lol in the ose. and uh its her crush in the pic, u could have at least tried 2 make him look hotter than that!!!1

 
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did it hurt???

 
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wowww

 
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LOL

 
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lol so imature

 
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it says OSE.......... LOL!

 
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1st its ben then its brian wat the heck!

 
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this cant be true coz who would get the name of ur crush mixed up! Ben or brian? And she left out the 'n' in nose, it's in bold...5th paragraph...freak!

 
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it said i noticed my crush BEN was there and then at the end it said and smacked BRIAN in the nose! what is wrong with u? you should know how to spell by now!