13 months ago

Do You Have An Incurable Case of "Twilight" Fever?

OK, by now either you or someone you know has it. And it's spreading fast.

That's right, we're talking about Twilight fever!

Symptoms include: Uncontrollable sobbing in movie theaters, swooning over photos of Robert Pattinson, writing Mrs. Edward Cullen in notebooks and wearing fake fangs in public.

Do YOU have the illness?

Tell us the most RIDICULOUS thing you've done in the name of Twilight so far and prove that YOU'RE the sickest fan in the world!

 
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WHA KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!!!!! WELL, DDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH! !!!!!!!!!!

 
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me to

 
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ok its freaky. theres not one day i cant hear about twilight,think about twilight, or see something about it.also mostly evrything people say remindes me of twilight or the charaters.its like im being haunted by twilight.this has be happening for 4 and a half months!!

 
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its all i can think bout,it like the air i breathe...evrytime im on the pc,i look up pix of twilight,new moon and cast..i read gossip bout it..on youtube i search vids tht r twilight/new moon...whn i was finished the books..its like my life was ovr..it took me a week to finish the series(no lie),my life was jus dead whn i had nothing to read cus twilights apart of me now,and always will be.i will always be a true fan of twilight 4evr!!!

 
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im team taylor,not nessecarily team jacob..but,i hav a new moon calendar,all 4 books,red thm all mor thn 5x,book mrk,backpck,magazines filled with twilight cast interviews,my math book has team taylor i <3 taylor hes so hott i run with the wolves all inside of it and i will b gettin married to taylor lautner we are ment to be we hav so much in common and im not a freak,like othr ppl(no offence)i dnt want him cus hes hott hes a great guy and i can see tht,i wish cud see him,i dream bout him day n night..twilights the best thing thts evr happened to me..:)

 
 
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i bit my sister

 
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lol to the on below me! iv acted like a vampire b4. its to emmbarisng to give out details. and i only look at twighligh stuff on m!

 
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Twilight: read once(need to gte my copy back from my friend) New moon:3 eclipse:7! bd:4

 
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my buds said i had it bad when they made a petition saying is she twilight obsessed and they drug me all over the school gatting ppl 2 sign and they just looked at me an said wow all i had on was a team jacob shirt lots of twilight buttons everywhere like my hair an my shirt an pants an also my team jacob bag is that so much well kinda oh ya they got like 159 sigs thats sorta obsessed absolutly noooooo joke

 
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um....ya Taylor Lautner is wayyyyyyyy hotter than R-Pattzz!! Ya sorry R-Pattzz fans.=)

 
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I KISS MY ROB POSTERS... DID I SAY KISS? I MEAN MAKE OUT WITH!

 
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i read the ENTIRE series in just 3 weeks and 2 days i went to FYE (for your entertainment) at the mall and they had a whole row for twilight I FAINTED!!!! i knew i should've went to the food court first....

 
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can i swoon over picures of taylor lautner instead?

 
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Um, well I kiss all my R-Pattz posters goodnight and good morning.

 
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omg..that explains me sooo well it's kinda scary =]]. im like a twilight crack/coke/ pot addict....it like the air i breath...it's my 1 true obbsession♥♥♥ im always on google looking up images of twilight related stuff almost everyday...SERIOUSLY!!!!

 
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everytime i see either the Twilight or New moon trailor#3, i get a laughing attack!! i'm talkin bout UNCONTROLABLE LAUGHTER but deffinatly NOT in a mockery way. it's like a...... I WISH I HAD A TIME MACHINE TO MAGICALLY MAKE TOMORROW NOV.20....kind of laugh. Then i go to google and look up pics of Taylor Laughtner shirtless!!!!!!!!

 
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The only word on my mind all the time is twilight my stuff is covered in fang marks! :)

 
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haha i dont need fake fangs because i have real ones!! people ask me are they real and im like yes ... oh its meal time come here Edward yummy his blood is soooo sweet!! lol jk

 
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haha i dont need fake fangs i got real ones!! people ask me are they fake and im like noway.. they are real and ready for the next meal!!! yummy i had a edward lol jk!! his blood was sweet!!

 
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i read twilight probly more then 20 times!! i cant keep track! i knew after the first book they would get married. im obsessed, i would read the book during lunch and my friends would steal it from me. =p

 
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major fan i ate this nasty red stuff because it looked like blood and i dont answer to my real name i want to be called alice she my favorite

 
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twihard 4eva many posters ob Taylor :] n twi posters *midnight*

 
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im not easily obessesd................. but im sooooooooooooooooooooo obsessedsed with this saga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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I recite the lines along with the characters every time I watch twilight!

 
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I'm a huge fan! I've read the Twilight series at least 10 times (and I'm not kidding). I got kinda tired of keeping track lol. I've pretty much memorized everything about Twilight- cars, birthdays, when they became a newborn etc....

 
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i have watched twilight like 50 times no lie

 
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lol i know i am addicted to it! i have read the books at least twice and i love certain parts to it. i talk about it like all the time and yeah so i have a bad case of twlight fever!! or fan love somethign lol

 
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My parents said I'm too addicted to twilight so they took my books and hid them from me for over a week... I looked around and found them, I have so many posters in my room, whatever is not twilight i don't like it and i get jealous when my friends call dibs on rob and taylor and when people talk to me and they happen to say a line from the books i have to tell them! LOL

 
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I wish I had a boy-friend like Bella has!!!!

 
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Do I have TWILIGHT fever?? YEAH!!!!! Do I ever! I'm the kid who dosen't EVER get exited about anything! I do now!!!!! I chant every day," Twilight, Twilight, Twilight!!!!!!!" Kiss me Edward Cullen!!!!

 
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WHATCHA GONNA DO BOUT IT!!!!!

 
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i got a loft bed just so i can hang more twilight posters on my ceiling how bout that and i read twilight 7 times new moon 6 times eclipes 5 times and breaking dawn almost 12 times i only have a couple of chapters left

 
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i got a loft bed just so i can hang more twilight posters on my ceiling how bout that and i read twilight 7 times new moon 6 times eclipes 5 times and breaking dawn almost 12 times i only have a couple of chapters left

 
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i got a loft bed just so i can hang more twilight posters on my ceiling how bout that and i read twilight 7 times new moon 6 times eclipes 5 times and breaking dawn almost 12 times i only have a couple of chapters left

 
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my room is full of edward i read the books alwayss! i see the every night if i caan i bougth a cartoon doll of edward that is bigger than me and i talk to him sometimess I thing he is real. I dream with Jacooob !

 
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i have everthing twight in my room if its not twight its not me i paited my room like a chess board and i have the dools so when i'm homre alone i act out the parts

 
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Jobrofan what the **** are you talking about? jonas brothers are RETARDED!

 
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i stare at my posters and talk to them and i have one of Jacob and Edward and i actually kiss them every night, i also watch the movie like every night!!

 
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I talk to all my posters. and sisnce one is above my bed i blow it a kiss goodnight everynight!!

 
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ohh yess i have twilight fever, and im BURNING UP!!! <3

 
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twilight101 you are my new hero wow just wow

 
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funny !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!1

 
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i went to this year new moon comic-con and i got a poster and i bought a glass and i put the poster inside it was i pray to it every day at night that one day i mights get a role in twilights

 
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I turned my grandma into a twihard

 
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I turned my grandma into a twihard

 
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you can get the new moon poster at hot topic along with a shirt with the poster on it!!!

 
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well i got the new new moon poster at the comic con they where the only place to sell them until november lol

 
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and read the books before the came out and read 10 times each

 
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i can top all of that i have a chest full of twilight stuff i've got tatoos of an apple,bloody rose,a red ribbon,and a chess piece i have all the twilight saga's quotes on my arm i got r-patz autogragh tatoo and pics of him all over my leg oh yeah i topped maybe

 
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me and ny friends have a school project to do every year where we dress up like someone who changed our world/society/country and we decided to go as TWILIGHT characters and the toughest teacher in school graded us and we got an A++!!!!!! IT WAS PURE INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!

 
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