Q: What is a Edward Cullen's favorite holiday song?
A: "I'm Dreaming of a Bite Christmas."
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How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive?"
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."
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Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes
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Lessons we can learn from a snowman:
1. Wearing white is always in style - even after Labor Day.
2. It's fun just to hang out in your front yard.
3. We're all made up of mostly water.
4. Accessories don't have to be expensive.
5. Don't get too much sun!
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Q: What do you call an elephant in the North Pole?
A: Lost!
i know wat u mean diverscity!
yeah uum, the olive thing... that's been a movie 4 like 6 years, where've yall been? its this little dog that think its a reindeer when it hears rudolph the rednose reindeer and it says all of the other reindeer, the dog think it says olive and the dogs name is olive and then christmas eve rudolph's sick and olive goes 2 the north pole and tells santa that he's olive, the other reindeer, i don't remember much from there.
team edward!!!!
TEAM JACOBB ALSOOO!!!
TEAM JACOBB ALSOOO!!!
that was weird and mental
mwgirl13 is totally rite and i am on team jacob 2!!!!
mm hmm mwgirl13 rawk on!!
Misscolesprouse is right! we are able to say whateva we want on her about team jacob or team edward. freedon of speech. besides....IM ON TEAM JACOB! WOOOOO
Plus, edward's favorite christmas song should be Jingle Bellas.
Hey cullenclankicksass, you have no right to call me a hater!! And if edward was played by Taylor Lautner and jacob by RPattz, yall would like TAYLOR!! That proves my point, k, so SHUTTUP.
you guys are such haters if you dont like edward thats fine you have a right to your opinion (that makes you normal) but when you state that opinion in front of a bunch of people that do like what you are talking about that makes you a hater (no asked for your opinion)!!!!
ATTENTION ALL TWILIGHT FANS READ YOU MAY JUST BE FROZEN YOUR SO EXCITED!!! On this website, search "new moon trailer" in the search box. then click on "new moon trailer reavealed (ZOMG)" watch its so friggen awesome
I hate RPatz and edward. Plus all I ever hear is I luv RPatz or edward and crap. He's all u ever talk about. Joyce325, I agree. But, I also hate edward.
eww i hate edward (well i hate robb)
thoes are lame and don't you dare make fun of edward i get enough of that at home!
thoes are lame and don't you dare make fun of edward i get enough of that at home!
hey now! no need to make fun of my edward cullen
what did santa say to mrs.Claus hoe hoe hoe
what did santa say to mrs.Claus hoe hoe hoe
those are not that funny
i agree, the 2nd one i9s only funny
I only like de second one
I THOUGHT EDWARDS CHRISTMAS SONG WOULD BE JINGLE BELLS!!!
lol...
i don't get these jokes
LOL!!!
these are considered jokes? lame
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this sucked
WTF thiis iisnnt even funny nd uu ppl cal thiis just jokes
Edward Cullen is mine!!!!!
The stupidity makes them funny, Anonymous!!
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get some funny jokes
These aren't funny!They're just stupid!
imjustagirl is soooo lucky i wasn't on two dsy ago!!!! Edward Cullen is Sexy
robert pattison is hot, and edward cullen is hot. they are the same person, almost. unless you read the book
i love edward cullen
the first and last one suck...
I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN ME IS PERFECT HES TALL,HOT,COLD AND A LITTLE BIT DANGEROUS
edward cullen looks like a crack head!
i'm sorry, robert pattison is hot, but edward cullen CREEPS ME OUT!
ohhhhhh, now i understand the olive one.
Lessons we can learn from a snowman: 1. Wearing white is always in style - even after Labor Day. 2. It's fun just to hang out in your front yard. 3. We're all made up of mostly water. 4. Accessories don't have to be expensive. 5. Don't get too much sun!
the edward cullen one SUCKS
o my gosh Edward is soo hott how do u think he's not???
robert pattinson IS really ugly how can u like him?????? none of the jokes r funny, the olive 1 is the funniest but its not funny and trust me i laugh at EVERYTHING.
thee olive one maed me laugh! and the edward one<3 ...and 'danidukes94' and annonymous right above, yu guys are thee most fuckn stupidest people ever. okay. yu probably ARE the ones who love him. okay sthu!