1 year ago
An Elephant With The Runs! Frog Seeking Psychic Help!
Did you hear about the elephant with diarrhea?
It's all over town.
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Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?
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What is the best way to get in touch with your long-lost relatives?
Win the lottery.
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A lonely frog, desperate for any form of company, telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her? At work? At a party?"
"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."
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What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
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Did you hear about the idiot tap dancer?
He fell in the sink!
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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, the vet says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What?" says the man, shocked. "Just because he's cross-eyed?"
"No," the vet says. "Because he's really heavy."
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What's a flea's favorite way to travel?
Itch-hiking.
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What lies on the ground, 100 feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
that's dumb.
that's dumb.
that's dumb.
sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
i dont really get the 6th one but the last one is kinda obvious...
i dont really get the 6th one but the last one is kinda obvious...
#5 is grass
i like the 3rd 1 & the 7th 1
i don't like the 3rd one about the relatives
i liked all the jokes except the flee one the centipede one and the idiot tap dancer one
the frog one was funny
LMBO
the 5th and last ones are more like riddles than jokes
frog n dog iz lol toooo
the elephant one too
the frog and the dog one was funny!
i dont get #3 or #6
the one about the tap dancer don't make sence
the one about the tap dancer don't make sence
WOW these arn't even that funny
these jokes are not very funny.
My dad cracked up!!!
okay i am srry but none of these are that funny
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS??????
these arent that funny...
tap dancer-the thing the water comes out is called a tap so its like hes so stupid he tried to dance on that tap and fell
the lost relative one- okay you no every one wants money. when people hear you won the lottery they will be like hey Jill its me your long lost cousin Victor. cus they want sum of ur money.!! i dont get the elefant or the idiot tap dancer
i dont get the long lost relative one
I dont get the Number seven one! But I HEART the one about the frog and BIOLOGY CLASS! LMBO I have started telling my big bro about these!↨♥
Ummm they'r not that good.
these jokes are funny but i've heard better ones. celeste lkd
All of the jokes R SOOO funny!
F-U-N-N-E-Y
umm these r weird
First Comment, WOOO!!!!