5 months ago

Emmett Cullen's Pick Up Lines!

Sorry Rosalie, but one look from Emmett Cullen, and we're swooning!

But we know a Cullen boy definitely can talk a good game too when it comes to the ladies. With that in mind, the website TwilightersAnonymous has come up with the top ten pickup lines for Emmett Cullen. A few choice ones:

- "I may be from Tennessee but you're the only ten I see!"

- "Wanna see me crush a boulder?"

- "I hear hell isn't bad if you get to keep an angel with you... could I take you with me?"

- "Wanna be my monkey woman?"

- "You're no irritable grizzly but right now I'm eating you up."

What do you think? Funny? Cheesy? Can you do any better?

Here are a few we came up with:

- "I may be undead, but you make me feel so alive."

- "Baby, you get my blood flowing."

- *Just flexes muscles*

And maybe the best of them all: "Yes, I'm Edward's bro."
 
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itz nutt a pikup line butta a joke *random i know* What did delaware?Maybe a new jersey?ill go alaska... well if u want it in words its what did Della wear?maybe a new jersey. ill go ask her GET IT?

 
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ALL of them up there are cheesy

 
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pfffft!!! screw all the other ones, he had me at just flexes muscles!!

 
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Why put the last one about Edward? I would be ashamed if I were "related" to Edward.

 
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My fave! "I hear hell isn't bad if you get to keep an angel with you... could I take you with me?"

 
 
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EWWWWWWWW if someone ever used the pickup line saying i'm edward's bro that would be such a turn off!! But emmett is soooo.... hottt!!!

 
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Wow i heard people who fake being sick dont do well in school weeks ago sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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My fave is "You're no irritable grizzly but right now I'm eating you up." Does he really even need a pickup line? One look and you're in love with him anyways!!! *swoon*

 
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hahah I may be from Tennessee but you're the only ten I see is in hannah montana :)

 
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"I may be undead, but you make me feel so alive." thatz my favorite!!!

 
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i have a better one : lets se how many houses we can break

 
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"Yes, I'm Edward's bro."

 
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I would go with "Yes I'm Edward's bro" haha

 
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haha!! i luv " yes im edwards bro" soo funny rotfl

 
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"Yes I'm Edward's bro" *Swoon* haha

 
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lol i love emmett espcially in BD

 
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i love kellan ;)

 
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hahahahahahahahahahhahaha hahaha so like emmett okay how about this one: how would you like it if i dump roselie for another angel. or .roselie just died yesterdaywould you like to see me in MY huge house in bed

 
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"Yes,I'm Edward's bro".:}

 
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kinda cheezy byt cute at the same time!!!!

 
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awww... so cute

 
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My favorites are "Wanna see me crush a boulder?" "Yes I'm Edward's bro." and the "Just flexes muscles" So funny!

 
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LOL

 
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I like them all lol Emmet is so funny

 
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i like the last one!!

 
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i totaly agree with u Anonymous, from 13 hours ago

 
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ew. pickup lines are so gay. if a dude gave me a pickup line, i'd be like, "dude. get a life"

 
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you make my blood flow again

 
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is it hot in here or is just you

 
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OMG i <3 emmett! (&&edward to!) but edward aint got nothing on emmett!

 
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He's Iyd

 
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oops i mean last

 
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the late 2 wud make me scream srry rosalie but he.is.HOTT

 
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emmett <3 rosalie better watch out i luv a man with muscles but most of those are really cheesy

 
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i love emmet but those sound kinda cheesy

 
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well excuse me Anonymous, from 1 week ago

 
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ROFL. *Just Flexes Muscles* I literrally couldn't stopping laughing. I was on the phone with my firned & She was like; HELLO!? I was like AHAHAHAHAHA! Oh god! Too funny. Kellan. <3 Please marry me. There's only 10 years 1 month and 13 days between us. That's not alot!

 
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Hahaha

 
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All of those are so sexy and hot!! I LOVE KELLAN!!!! He is so sexy and hot himself!!!if there was a team for him i would so be on it!!

 
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HEY HOTTIE ARE U FROM JAMACIA BECAUSE U JA MAKIN ME CRAZY!!!

 
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i luv d last 1.,

 
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Emmet is kinda cute but not as hot as TAYLOR LAUTNER

 
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LMFAO ! the last one =D

 
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Lol, nice

 
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the first one is from hannah montana and no don't watch it my sister said that right as i read it for her

 
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i love the last 1

 
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i like the last one too

 
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lol i like the last one too,

 
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yes im edwards sister! =)

 
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i like the last one...would get me anywhere any time!! =)

 
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