1 year ago
Ever Hear the One About...
Two ROBINS were lying on their backs, BASKING in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, “Mama, I’m sooo hungry, what can we eat?” So the mama cat goes, “How about some Baskin Robbins?”
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Why did Paris Hilton go to the movies with 18 friends?
Because she thought you weren’t allowed in "under 18."
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One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her
parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket,
motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose.
Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern.
"Dear," said the mother diplomatically, "he doesn't seem very nice."
"Oh please, Mom," replied the daughter, "if he wasn't nice, why would he be
doing 500 hours of community service?"
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Where does the one legged waitress work?
IHop!
lol
no lol it means he's on probationand has to do 500 hours of community service instead of going to jail ....tehe i liked that one
no lol it means he's on probationand has to do 500 hours of community service instead of going to jail ....tehe i liked that one
no it means he was arrested and he was working on community service instead of jail time. Shje just used that as an excuse to make him sound better even though it really made him sound worse. haha. it was funny though if you get it
i dont get the 500 hour joke. does it mean he was pretending to be her boyfriend?
whAO . that was ..stranqe lol
i agree w/ anonymous
the 500 hr one is funny and soo is da paris one rofl
i love the 500 hours one! had me ROFL-ing for about 5 hours!
lol paris + 500 hours guy r the best!
i loved the paris hilton one its funnie she mabe actually probaly did that
i like the paris hilton one
i think the last one was raelly stupid.
lol
lol funny...
because if you go to court instead of going to jail you can do cominity service for the same amount of time you are supposed to be in jail!
i dont get the community service 1...
i think the ihop one was the funniest. The sad part is, it wasn't even FUNNY!
Hahahahahaha those are all funny!
i liked all of them xcept the paris hilton one. it was stupid!
ANOYMOUS IS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
the ihop one can be kind o offensive
now these are all funny lol
LOL!
FREAKIN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the boyfriend one was pretty good and the paris hilton was okay but the other two were cheesy
Ur welcome sirochil
Thank you MacnCheese852! I totally didnt get that one! Rock on! Bubbles928 SHUT UP!
SO WHAT IF I WANT TO BUBBLES! :(
macncheese852 u dont need 2 break down the jokes because no 1 reads the really long comments..........
those jokes r cheap
And faster... Her BF just got out of JAIL!!!!!!!
Ok ill take it slow now! When the girl bought her boyfriend home dressed in a leather jacket and the other stuff her parents were worried! (just like if u brought home a scary lookin guy) Then when her parents told her what they thought of her boyfriend, she said that he was nice cause he was doing 500hrs. of community service, right!? Well community service is usally what the police give to people instead of jail sometimes. The girl is probably a blonde (no offense im blonde) and she doesn't know that he was a former jail-bird so she thinks that it's just for chairity or something! If you still don't get it I'll tell it even more S L O W L Y!
ok...?
what i am confused
ya there pretty good
NO STILL DONT GET IM SLOW MACNCHEESE
THE BOYFRIEND ONE IS HILARIOUS!!!
Lol...they're pretty good.
coolio
HA! that was funny!
i didnt get the girlfriend-boyfriend one until macncheese852 said he was a jail-bird on probation!!! thanks macncheese!
Hey, sirochil since the guy is doing 500 hrs. of community service then he's like a jail-mate but on probation! The girl says that he's nice cause he's doing the service but what she doesn't know is that he was a jail-mate! GET IT!
I Dont Get the Girl bringing her new boyfriend joke... But I am loving all these jokes! Good One 4TNZ!
I Dont Get the Girl bringing her new boyfriend joke... But I am loving all these jokes! Good One 4TNZ!
Lol! These r cheesy, but funny! :)
ok.....