2 years ago
Fact or Fiction: Whoever Smelled It, Dealt It?
Here's a debate that has rocked mankind for decades: What's the proper farting etiquette? We gotta give props to those who own up to laying an egg, dropping a bomb, gassing the tank, blowing their butt trumpet, or whatever else you want to call it. That takes some serious guts.
But is it always the right thing to do? What if you're in the middle of taking a test? Or in a crowded elevator? Or at a fancy restaurant? Is it ever okay to stay silent when cutting the cheese? Weigh in! And don't be afraid to post your funkiest-smellin' stories (we'll all hold our noses).
Fiction!i smelled it plenty of times but i didnt delt it
once i was singing karaoke in the talent show and forgot the words but the music continued. the second it stopped: PPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT! the teacher behind me had farted and said to me 'great song! whats it called, Fart On The Wall? (i was singing Fly On The Wall by Miley Cyrus btw)' everyone laughed and now when i pass them in the halls they sing 'dont you wish that you could toot a fart on the wall? a deadly little, stinky little fart on the wall?' AWFUL. THANKS TEACHER!
Wow i heard people who fake being sick dont do well in school weeks ago sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
Wow i heard people who fake being sick dont do well in school weeks ago sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
okay one time i smelt and delt it. i was in yoga class and they said loosen your body. so i did. so next thing i know pop pop pop pop. it really smelled too. then five minutes later... puhau! it smelled terrible! worst of all, after that my friend did too, and since i felt her pain i took the blame. and after that i become the official tooter, who everyone blamed it on!
yeah well whoever subscribed it denied it!lol
defenitly fiction! cause once i smelt it but defenitly did not delt it
no way is that a fact... i no that... for realzz
Okay, One day we were in music class and i got up to ask my teacher if i could go to the bathroom and when i oppened the door i farted
sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
fact
it might be a fact especially if the person say what stinks than they probably farted and covered it up by saying what stinks first.
Fiction!!!
sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
well one time me and my cuz wuz at church and i was yawning and my cuz farted in my mouth and it was so gross and my preacher came over and asked me if i was ok and i puked all over his face!LOLZ No lie i swear #
0mg 0nce i was in my basement and i just c0uldnt st0p farting it was s000 nasty and when my sister came d0wn she nearly FAINTED L0LZ and i t00ted big time 0n her s0 she stunk and i sprayed her d0wn with Fabreeze Air Effects and she actually let me do it! Sucker!
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one time in guides we were singing and at the 'lets make no noise' part cme and i farted! it was like 'lets make no noise. PPPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT!! !!!!!'
one time in guides we were singing and at the 'lets make no noise' part cme and i farted! it was like 'lets make no noise. PPPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT!! !!!!!'
My cousins and I always say whoever smelt it dealt it and then the other one would say whoever denyed it supplied it!
at my skool in gym i was doin sittups. and the kids doin sittups behind me farted.nice, real nice
For some reason, librarys make me alittle gassy. Dont worry! I try to hold em' in!
I farted and noone heard me- except for the 2 realy cute boys next to me! I could see them trying not to crack up. IALMOSTDIED!
In school one day this totally loud fart accidently escaped. But, thankfully, I wasn't the one to get blamed. Another kid in the class did and he didn't even deny it! Totally wierd. But, I am glad and I'll owe him forever.
okay, once in 2nd grade, this TOTALLY weird kid from Ukraine was in my class, and -I SWARE- this loud fart just slipped out! and he didnt know much english, so he had the WORST reaction! he said "yucky poo!" ugh! oh well, i'm in 5th grade now, and never have to see him again!
well, one time i was in my science class, we had a sub, and took a test. After we were done we had to do something, or put our heads down, luckily it was a dumb class and we all put our heads down. A few minutes after i put my head down, i farted so loud, half the class looked around, i simply raised my head, and looked at the girl next to me {who had her head down still} and made a face, hopefully making people think it was her and not me. well, it worked! and when she woke up, the star football player told her what she did... she was so embaressed. ((:
who ever smelt it dealt it?!? well.... WHOEVER RHYME DID THE CRIME!!! HA ! DO NOT STEAL
hahaha one time in like 2nd grade everybody had to stand outside before we could get into the school and my bestie Heather and i were talking when all of a sudden I heard something really louuuuud like a fart and i turned to her as her face was getting as red as a tomatoe, and she started laughing as hard as she could. I autimatically knew it was her and i started laughing with her, but then a couple of 4th graders at the time were yelling at each other the same thing, "NOO III was the one who farted! it wasnt you!" omgosh it was hilarious!!!!!
rip em if your around frends and relatives but in public keep em silent and walk away incase smelly, run and let rip,excuse urself to the potty(lol potty), or blame it on someone else!!!!lol
one time last year i was in class and my teacher was talking about the states of matter. she said gasses are everywhere and then i made the loudest longest fart ever.
lol one time in second grade my teacher had a huge refrigerator box so people could hangout or something and me and my bff went in to work on a project and all of a sudden i heard a PTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HT!!! lol and my friend was sitten there laughing and her face was bright red and i had to run out cause it smelt so bad everyone knew it was my friend but nobody went in the box for a few days lol now im goin to 10th grade but i remeber it like it was yesterday lol!!!
one time in 1st grade my sister kept telling me not to fart when its silent . when i was in the back reading and it was silent i ripped a long loud fart. i was so embarrsed and the next couple of days my freinds wouldnt talk to me!!!!!!!!! lol but now im in 5th grade and that was the past :)
one time WAAAY back in kindergarten i had to fart while the teacher was reading a book to the class and i let one rip like this FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!
0MG once when i was in one of my classes (i dont remember it) we were reading some book about some guy. then all of a sudden i had to fart reeaaally badly but i couldnt hold it in and usually, my farts are silent and NOT deadly at all. so then i let it out and it was loud as HELL and my crush turned around and everyone else was staring at me!worse, when i walked passed my crush, he said "wow what a nice fart ya got" and it lasted for about 5 weeks! but he gave me a hug at the end of school a long time later :D
We were in the library and everyone was getting there library books to read. (This was a couple of years ago but I still remember) The teachers made us sit queitly at the tables. I had to let out a HUGE fart but the teacher wouldnt let me go to the bathroom. So I went to sit down, as I plopped on to the chair, the fart burst out. It was loud. Everyone didnt know it was me until they all were laughing and I was sitting there, my face bright red with embarrasment.
I like the smell of my farts
haha, i do it on purpose all the time! i lov seeing my sister freak out ;)
OMG, I never say anything when I fart. Let everybody else figure it out!
Sometimes I can't smell my own farts...so I guess I never really deal it!
I thought I smelled something...
OMG, I just farted right now. Guilty as charged.