4 months ago

The Fake Shark Freaked Me Out!

Last weekend, my family went down the shore. I'm not too big of an ocean person (terrified of sharks!), but I decided to lay out and get a tan.

Soon, I saw a familiar face on the beach: It was my crush, Andrew! He walked over and asked me to take a dip with him. How could I refuse?

So we waded in and started splashing around. That's when I saw it: a shark swimming right near me!

I began screaming and crying and ran in to tell the lifeguards. They emptied the entire beach near us, making everybody come in!

That's when the shark came even closer – and we realized it was just a plastic bag!

Everyone groaned and made fun of me, and Andrew thought I was a total dork! Guess he wasn't grateful that I saved his life from the plastic terror.
 
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lol thats a funny pic XDD

 
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Im not a fan of sharks either but i would be making fun of those people if i knew some of them and probably throw some punches.

 
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haha

 
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Hilarious!!

 
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wow im no fan of sharks but umm i would have know lol

 
 
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lol

 
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LOL.

 
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lol

 
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loser

 
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i agree with iluvnickjonastomuch. its just harsh

 
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that sucks!!!! he should have at least given you the respect of a mistake!!!

 
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that sucks!!!! he should have at least given you the respect of a mistake!!!

 
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i would have totally flipped out to!!! lol:]

 
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OMG! thats harsh

 
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what thats insane crying over a shark im just kidding would have been scare to =]

 
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wow how funny great story

 
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That one really made me laugh! lol ;-)

 
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lol!;)

 
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awww its ok!

 
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ummm....wow how do u get that mixed up!?

 
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they arent even the same omg u were very scared i guess and by the way if a REAL shark comes to u ur supposed to stay still

 
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okay ill check it out tropicalgummibe.....

 
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how r u scraed of a blow upp doll cant u tell the difference thats lame and i agree with ur crush ur a major dork! : )*

 
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how r scared of a blow upp doll cant u tell the difference thats lame and i agree with ur crush ur a dork! : )

 
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OMG

 
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OMG

 
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ok... i'm glad i'm not you

 
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WOW

 
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That's sad,just sad.A FRIGIN' PLASTIC BAG!!!???R U KIDDING ME????Wow,good luck next time Lauren.

 
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lolz plus HOW CAN U HATE THE BEACH!!!!!!! i go there every summer like 4 times and the whole spring break at the beach

 
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wow..i really dont believe this...how can all of those people think a plastic bag is a shark???

 
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i mistaked 2 dolfins for sharks and i started screaming and running. but they jumped up and i found out they werent sharks. but i was only 5 lol and i got hurt while running haha (im very clumsy)

 
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uum iLLEatYou320, the jellyfish that haf a flowr dsigns on top, there stings don't hurt peeps, just fish, ther called moon jellies.

 
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i agree with n1kk1aYyx

 
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are there sharks near washington d.c.? no there is not. its made up. duh

 
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FAKE

 
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a shark and a plastic bag are wayyyy different; how can u make the mistake? this is fakee right.?

 
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LOL!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD! its a shark -.-. LOL i loved the pic and about the story, failed retard.

 
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one time my dad saw a plastic bag nd started screaming: LOOK! ITS A CRAB!

 
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one time my dad saw a plastic bag nd started screaming: LOOK! ITS A CRAB!

 
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Lol omj that sux. I once saw this thing and wasn't sure wat it was so finally I assumed it was a plastic bag so I was gonna grab it and wen I got closer I saw like little flower decorations and then I realized it was a freaking Jelly fish! I freaked out, got out of the water and stayed on the sand the whole time lol

 
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lol!

 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

 
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Oh, I'm sorry! Better safe than sorry, though, right? Something to laugh about later on, when it's all over! I might have done the same thing, but I love oceans...

 
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