5 months ago

Fireworks Made Me Pee My Pants!

This 4th of July, I went to a barbeque in the park with all my friends, including my crush, Kelsey!
 
We were having a great time, and as it got later, I started thinking about making my move on Kelsey. It would have to be before the fireworks, before everyone got distracted.
 
As it got dark, I went over to Kelsey to flirt with her. When all of a sudden, I heard a big explosion right behind me!
 
Turns out my stupid friend Dean had set off a roman candle right near my foot as a prank.

Luckily, I didn't blow up. But it definitely gave me a scare: I looked down at my pants, and I had a big wet spot. I had peed myself! And everyone, including Kelsey, saw!
 
I sure declared my independence. From having a girlfriend!
 
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lollexi95's right almost all the time someone pee's u peoples bladders

 
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suck me pee pee biotch

 
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that would have made me pee my pants too even though im a girl

 
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ya thats scary having a firework shot at you tryhaving someone shoot at you with an airsoft gun form 3 feet away i didnt pee

 
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ummmmm no comment

 
 
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ummmmm no comment

 
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what is it with u people and your uncontrolable bladders!!!

 
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you are such a loser

 
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NO

 
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Nice..........but rlly lame dude.

 
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awesome

 
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o my god. that is just so embaresing! sometimes i pour water on my pants to make it look like i peed but this was the realdeal

 
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Wat Up Everyone! Come visit my website at www.my4pres.webs.com. And while your there. . . comment, and maybe. . . post in the forums, and maybe even. . . answer the Qs & As. . . AND MAYBE. . . become a member. All while you do this you are joining the Dark Side just for the COOKIES. ~Come to the Dark Side. We have COOKIES!

 
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I would hate that. What mean friends

 
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lol sad. but still, thats really sad in front of your gf dood.

 
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just remember: if she likes you, that wont change her mind...

 
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lol!! u should have ben wereing a diper baby! P.S. IF I WERE U I WOULD HAVE LIT HIS PENIS ON FIRE [ JUST AS A PRANK]!!!

 
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omg! that's hilarious! nice way to blow the perfect opportunity, dude.

 
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haha! you shouldn't pee! ur 14!!!!

 
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nice...

 
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sux to be you

 
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WOW!

 
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WOW!

 
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oh that happened to me but i didnt pee my pants but it about gave me a heart attack wow sorry but that sux 4 u

 
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I HATE fireworks so much... I even hate saying it. Even typing it! If that was me, I would have called the police!!! LOL not kidding

 
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I HATE fireworks so much... I even hate saying it. Even typing it! If that was me, I would have called the police!!! LOL not kidding

 
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I HATE fireworks so much... I even hate saying it. Even typing it! If that was me, I would have called the police!!! LOL not kidding

 
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I HATE fireworks so much... I even hate saying it. Even typing it! If that was me, I would have called the police!!! LOL not kidding

 
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I HATE fireworks so much... I even hate saying it. Even typing it! If that was me, I would have called the police!!! LOL not kidding

 
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poor guy, stupid friend

 
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if i was kelsy i would still have loved u but i'm desperate

 
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hey is me ypoyo the beeez gire

 
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FAIL OMG FAIL

 
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lol

 
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lol.

 
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Hey! Please go on www.nycbookworm.webs.com! It's an awesome site made by me. Read the blog, play the games, listen to music, take quizzes, and leave a guestbook entry! And myabe, just maybe become a member! If you do and you have a webs site I'll become a member of yours!

 
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Wat Up Everyone! Come visit my website at www.my4pres.webs.com. And while your there. . . comment, and maybe. . . post in the forums, and maybe even. . . answer the Qs & As. . . AND MAYBE. . . become a member. All while you do this you are joining the Dark Side just for the COOKIES. ~Come to the Dark Side. We have COOKIES!

 
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MY NEIGHBORS DO ILLEAGAL FIREWORKS

 
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i am soo sorry but forget about kelesy what do u look like?

 
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Wat Up Everyone! Come visit my website at www.my4pres.webs.com. And while your there. . . comment, and maybe. . . post in the forums, and maybe even. . . answer the Qs & As. . . AND MAYBE. . . become a member. All while you do this you are joining the Dark Side just for the COOKIES. ~Come to the Dark Side. We have COOKIES!

 
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hehe i fell asleep on the 4th like at 6 and later the fireworks woke me up. ugh. they wouldnt let me sleep :l

 
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wow! fireworks are loud...

 
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wow! fireworks are loud...

 
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i am terrified of fireworks, so i know how they feel!

 
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ok why do you keep asking us to go 2 ur website???

 
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omg i feel soooo bad that would so suck

 
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:S:S now that really sucks dude! but i'm sure everybody will get over it anytime soon, u should be the first one to do so!!

 
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oh so srry 4 u. that must have been sooo sad

 
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Anyway. . . Again I say- Wat Up Everyone! Come visit my website at www.my4pres.webs.com. And while your there. . . comment, and maybe. . . post in the forums, and maybe even. . . answer the Qs & As. . . AND MAYBE. . . become a member. All while you do this you are joining the Dark Side just for the COOKIES. ~Come to the Dark Side. We have COOKIES!

 
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that's like saying "Pandora.com? That sounds like it's for cults!!" :D

 
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