2 years ago

The Football Team Wanted to Beat Me Up!

Every year, my school's football team plays our big rival The Green Machines around Homecoming time. I'm not really a jock, so I think it's kinda overhyped. Anyway, last fall, my friends dared me to wear the colors of the opposite team's uniforms to school on the day of the game. A big no-no!

While everyone else was rocking our trademark red and black, I was proudly wearing a green t-shirt supporting the Green Machines.

When the players spotted me, they chased me around the halls. I was able to hide in the janitors closet and came out smelling like dirty bath water. When my friends saw me, they gave me props for bravery — and held their noses at my odious odor.

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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heres another 'true' thing! if u post this into 3 comments, you get to go to the North Pole to see Santa! GET A LIFE PPL WHO BELIEVE THIS JUNK. yay i am so exited i am going to north pole to see santa thanks yeyteamjonas11

 
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my school colors are maroon and white. We r spartans!

 
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omg 2 things: the green machines?????? and 2:::u are soooo lucky that ur school colours are red and black! those are the best colours!

 
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i give ya props too thts awesome lol im not the biggest fan of school spirit but i do like some kind of spirit lmao just no the schools lol im anti school spirit sometimes.lot's of my friends tryed to get me to try out 4 cheerleading b/c i have a loud clear voice but told them NO WAY i do not have that much pep and i don't want to go cheer for a football game tht i don't care about lol

 
 
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wowza girl ur a weirdo

 
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that sounds like something i would do.the dare,not chase someone around the halls 4 that

 
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it dosent work if you dont have a crush now does it

 
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it dosent work if you dont have a crush now does it

 
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it dosent work if you dont have a crush now does it

 
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and how do u know what dirty bath water smells like???

 
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heres another 'true' thing! if u post this into 3 comments, you get to go to the North Pole to see Santa! GET A LIFE PPL WHO BELIEVE THIS JUNK.

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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STUPID.....SORRY

 
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thats like 1 of the stupidest dare i heard

 
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Y DID YOU DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

 
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stupid dare

 
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stupid... sorry

 
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y'd u do dat i would neva do that to ma school {or would I...... depends}

 
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._.

 
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lol!!!!!

 
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stupid

 
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my bro wore the oppisite team colors to the acctual games once...... his friends got really mad but he managed to change the shirt

 
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Dang 1 Ur a nerd

 
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thats so hot u rock darren and if thats u wow u look scared

 
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Wow!!! I Always do that!!! But yeah, it doesn't work because my school and my favorite school share the same color, PURPLE!!! but instead of wearing GOLD I wear BLACK!!!

 
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alsome

 
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U are such an idioit

 
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that's just stupid

 
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Wow...................... .........well at least you had to guts to do that!

 
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Gr8 idea can i use it

 
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WELL I GUESS HE IS REALLY STUPID!!!! SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!!!

 
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i would never do that

 
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OMG!! You are brave! I could never do that!

 
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that sounds sexy

 
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Thats so cool. you got guts! Thats so something I would do! -Brooke

 
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