Get "Awesomely Aaron" Messages On Your Cell

Wanna see all the crazy updates from Aaron sent right to your cell phone? So easy! Just follow the instuctions below and your phone will be abuzz with every (ridiculously embarrassing) detail of his life.

1. Go to www.twitter.com (say the word out loud: "twitter"...sounds funny, right?)

2. Click "Get Started" to sign up. It's free! (We love that word, too: "free.")

3. Create an account. (Did we mention the free-ness?)

4. Click "Add device" to get Aaron's free text updates to your cell.* (Device is a fancy word for "cell phone.")

5. Search for "awesomelyaaron." (That's our boy!)

6. Click on "awesomelyaaron." (He loves getting clicks! They tickle.)

7. Click "Follow." (Better than "stalking.")

8. To get those totally LOL-worthy and free* text updates from Aaron, click "Device updates OFF" — it'll switch to ON right after you click it.

*The service is free (yes, we'll repeat that again). However, your network operator may charge you for incoming text messages, so be sure to check with your cell service provider to see what's up with that.

Whew! That didn't take too long, did it? You should be all set now! Get ready to hear from Aaron! (He probably could use the love.)