2 months ago

Girl: "I Tried To Sell Grandma!"

Grandma not bringing the gifts and chocolate anymore? Here's one girl in England's solution: sell the grandma!

A ten-year old named Zoe Pemberton in Essex, England put granny up for sale on eBay last week, seeing what she could get for her used lady. She was truthful, too: she called granny annoying (too many cheek pinches?), but did admit she was cuddly and loved crossword puzzles. Sounds fair to us!

She got a ton of offers, but those fun haters at eBay took the auction down. They found it pretty funny, they said, but apparently you can't sell grandmas over the internet.

It's a shame — we really needed some cash for those JoBro concert tickets!

 
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Lol. Im going to seell my BESTFRIEND LOL!

 
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a creepy stalker guy tried to buy my mom off me one time on eBay

 
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Great idea! I should try to do it someday... Bcoz my granny is way waaaaaayyy much annoying than that

 
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Great idea! I should try to do it someday... Bcoz my granny is way waaaaaayyy much annoying than that

 
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i'm still waiting for edward on eBay. lolz

 

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wow that's really funny except for the jonas brother part they suck

 
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lolz

 
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u cant sell people on ebay

 
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Ya this guy at school made me and my friends believe that he had put my friend Hannah on Ebay!!! But he didnt! LOLZ!!!

 
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lol :D

 
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lol :]

 
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Mouhaha this is hilarious! I wonder how high the bidding go to?

 
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i wonder how much money if get.. smart :) :P lol Emey <3

 
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AHAHAHAHA :D:D:D:D

 
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LOL

 
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new site alert *granny-bay* ebay is soo old granny bay is the new hot site for are u ready..... u surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre..... ......................... ......................... ..GRANNYBAY@!!! LOL JUST KIDDDDDDDIN THERESS NOOOOOOOOO GRANNNY BAYY

 
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I have one internet abbreviation for this article: LOL.

 
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haha

 
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CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YY

 
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That's...awkward

 
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that is so funny!i would never sell either of my gmas tho :)

 
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actually i have to agree with those fun crushers becaquse to me thats jut wrong and sad!

 
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cute! :D

 
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LOLZ!

 
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LOL!

 
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LOL! :)

 
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2nd

 
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lol

 
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LOL!