4 weeks ago

Gluing My Hand To My Crush's Head!

This semester, I took a woodworking class at school and was totally loving it since this hottie Brendan is in my class. I wasn't really interested in getting craftsy, but I was super interested in Brendan, so I've been trying to jig-saw my way into his heart.

Last week, we were working on attaching two corners together, so I was working the wood glue like a pro. Brendan even walked by and said "Not bad!" to me — with! — a huge smile! Awesome.

Ok, hyperventilating aside, I thought I'd be bold and pick a piece of sawdust out of his hair. Too bad when I clamped down on it, my finger didn't move! The glue had molded finger, sawdust and hair into one clump on Brendan's head!

We actually had to go to our teacher so he could cut my fingers out of his hair! Even worse, Brendan was totally upset because school pictures were the next day, and now he had a huge chunk of hair missing from the front of his head.

I tried to make nice, but Brendan said that he'd rather keep his hair — and his woodworking — away from me.

 

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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser

 
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that sucks i would never even pick sawdust out of this hair in the first place haha

 
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omg

 
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lol why did u pick sawdust out of his hair

 
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lol why did u pick sawdust out of his hair

 
 
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awwwww im so sorry :)

 
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how embarrassing

 
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omg. lol!!

 
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awww thats rough

 
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hahhahahahahahhahahahAhah ahahahahahah

 
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sad.

 
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lol xP

 
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i feel bad 4 u

 
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omg, so funny XD

 
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aaaawwwwwwwwwww!! :'(

 
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oh my gosh :O i feel so bad for you!! If that happened tp me, i would DIE!! plus I would feel so bad, I would keep apologizing forever!!!

 
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lol

 
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Omg feel srry 4 u. Get a new crush. U know wut they say on this website "Once u ruin ur 1st crush, get a new 1."

 
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OMG!!!!!! i feel sooo sry 4 u. myb nxt time u should pick a class that u actually can do, & try 2 meet some1 in there!!!! =] -aMbEr♥♥

 
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lol

 
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i feel bad 4 her and him

 
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niice