1 year ago

Guaranteed To Totally Throw Your Teacher For A Loop!

“You seem really stressed out lately and I didn’t want to add to your workload. Aren’t I so nice!?”

“Aliens landed in my backyard and seized my homework as proof of life on Earth. They went back severely disappointed.”

“I had a more important assignment: Redesigning my MySpace page.”

“The chemistry formulas you gave us totally blew up in my face. Expect a lawsuit.”

“My bratty bro hacked into my computer…with a hacksaw.”

 
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wow

 
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OMG thiis is real copy and paste this on 19 stories, 4 games, and you will get kissed by your crush and he will tell u he loves you and then if you dont you will have no person that loves you EVER real copy and paste in the next 127 minutes

 
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???? ??? ??? @ my skool u git iss( in skool suspension ) for 4getting homework .... STRICT!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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um... ok wont those just get you into more trouble?

 
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I LOVE EM!

 

MOST COMMENTED:
SCHOOL SUCKS

 
 
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wow. i love these so that max

 
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u..like..degrassi?i used 2 but i got over it 4 the whole wierd unnapropriate-4-my-age scheme(yes i no that sounds nerdy/dorky 4 a reason,but hey,i just dont like it

 
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hows about..... I was doiing the hk but got distracted by a once and a life time opertunity! a new episode of Degrassi!

 
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i no how u feel Mz.cullen

 
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love 1 & 3 the rest ar ok

 
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lOL LOVED THE FIRST 2

 
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HEHE NICE IT WAS SOOOOO KL AND FUNNY!* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

 
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kk i liked the the one bout the lawsuit i never get tired of saying you'll here from my lawyer.

 
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Um, lovatofan4life? You know all of the "Anonymous" comments aren't actually from the same person, right?

 
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totaly using da first one on my reading teacher

 
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anonymous...no dis repsct but umm r on the compter a lot i guess lolz like me lolz

 
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i had to study for exams and homework grades dont count that much!!

 
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I didn't do my homework because I was prank calling you.

 
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'' okay the reason i didn't do my homework is... when i was getting it out a metor crashed in my bedroom sending my house flying into space where aliens abducted me and took my destroyed it cause they thought it was a gun.then they let me go''

 
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I didn't finish my homework because I thougt it was against the child labor laws

 
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here's a pretty good one: My parents decided that my homeowrk was completely useless junk, so I decided I'd obey SOMEBODY for once.

 
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those SUCK!!!

 
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those r ok i guess

 
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if u used those u would be in soooooooooooo much trouble 4 bein a smart a*s

 
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lol- u peepl must be pretty desperate to need those wierd homework assignment excuses!!!!lol

 
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that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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They're funny, but they won't work on any of my teachers.

 
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i rellly have no homework not much the 8 grade might the 7th did not have no home work 8th a diff story

 
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ill save these for next school year which i hope never comes

 
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i dont have homework

 
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def like the hacksaw one. LOL!

 
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thanks for the tips! i really dont want to do my homrwork tonite

 
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i like the myspace one